Last time on the Mendeleev ISBI, Laurel was replaced by a clone, which has been done before to save my legacy. Never on the founding generation, though. Anyway, Krypton slapped her so he needs to work on getting a good relationship with her now.
Krypton: So… you’re hot. Like fire.
That is not the sleepwear I gave her, but I honestly don’t care enough to change it. : /
Krypton: Um.. I work out?
Laurel: Cool.
Dirty sink is dirty.
Krypton then goes to work at the stadium in… this…
Yes, him going to work in that outfit is a bit annoying, but at least he’s going to work. And can eat and stuff.
So Laurel was left alone all day, and I got to watch her and really get the ISBI experience going on. : P
First she watched the Hallmark channel on the television, probably because she’s upset about being randomly shoved in a house with a crazy guy who slaps her and then flirts with her the next morning. : /
Um… that was less funny than it sounded in my head.
She uses the bathroom! Not the floor!
Good GIRL, Laurel! Who’s a good girl? Who’s a good girl? You are! You are!
Laurel took out the trash.
She’s already a good little housewife.
Someone stop me now please. : /
This is from fainting. Because he’s a coward and it’s full moon and stuff.
This was also fainting. He was tired, but I promise if he actually ‘passes out’ from exhaustion, as it were, I will take a picture with the Z’s featured prominently.
How to wake up an uncontrollable sim who needs to get up and flirt with your TH before he goes to work.
Laurel: Oh Hallmark, why do you betray me?
Although now that I think about it, he might not have had work, and I might have just been impatient… I played this a while ago. : / Still pretty sure about the fainting bit, though.
So Laurel and Krypton spend some time getting all lovey dovey, and completely ignoring the fact that he slapped her two nights ago.
Krypton: Oh, Laurel. Our two hearts beat as one. I feel as though I’ve met you before.
You have. Twice.
They’re now going steady. I think I’ve given up on coming up with interesting things to say about these pictures.
She turns him down on his wedding proposal.
They flirt for a bit more and I take pictures because it’s cute.
Laurel: Well, a lot has changed in the past hour, so YES.
Laurel: I’M GETTING MARRIED I’M GETTING MARRIED!
You should have just said yes the first time. >_>
Dirty toilet is dirty.
But the floor is dry.
… I’m not going to take a picture every time she goes to the bathroom. : / I’m not sure why I took this one.
Krypton: Laurel, will you marry me right here, right now?
Laurel: In the bathroom?
Krypton: I can’t afford a Niagara Falls wedding (and it would be scary :() so this is the next best thing.
I then took pictures of the whole process, thinking I’d have a caption for it. : /
Laurel: Krypton, ever since I first met you, I knew you were the one. Then I changed my mind because you slapped me. Then I changed it again because sleeping on the floor sucks and I need to have a high relationship with you if we want to share the one bed we own.
Krypton: Laurel, I love you. I love your enormous nose and your foot-thick glasses. Most of all, I love your boobs heart.
You may now kiss the bride.
I think we know what this means…
Actually it’s not that self-explanatory. : / Laurel and Krypton had their honeymoon.
Now that the wedding is over Niagara Falls needs fixing.
Since Laurel is technically a different sim, I send her to go get a job… before I realized that she’d never reach her LTW because I can’t help her do reporting things. : /
Krytpon: Boots…
Why did I take a picture of this?
Laurel skills logic while Krypton works on his athletic.
WHY DID I TAKE THIS PICTURE???
I think she got up from skilling with Krypton to go to work.
She was late because it takes a loooong time for her to change.
Laurel: You need portraits for your legacy, right?
… if I can do it, maybe I can try again?
Oh, and the honeymoon was a success.
Meaning she’s pregnant.
I couldn’t care less if they enjoyed themselves or whatever.
Torch-Holders: 1
Births vs. Babies: 0/0
Fires: 0
Fights: 0
Pass-outs: 0
Self-Wettings: 1
Repo-man: 0
Special Deaths vs. Total Death Count: 0/0
Reach top of a career: 0
LTWs Achieved: 0
Social Worker Visits: 0
Fired from job: 0
Game-breaking glitches: 1