*awkwardly scratches back of neck*

Er… has it been more than a month?

Oops.

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… I literally have no idea what’s going on in this picture anymore.
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June starting us back off on the wrong foot… Fail.

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Europium: … what’s this baby’s name again?

Erbium. I remember because we already have a kid named Terbium. Also because I looked it up a couple days ago.

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Standing in your wife’s pee. Romance, folks.

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Family day out!

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June: Can you believe anyone in this family could not like videogames?

Terbium: Whatever, Mom. I’ll be here taking care of the kid that stole my name.
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Holmium decided to stay home. His loss.

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He’s gonna miss the bowling alley.

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… I can’t believe I haven’t done this before. These poses are amazing.

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Happy sims are happy.

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Arnold is playing foozball with someone else at the bar.

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Er… hi.

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Gadolinium:Wanna play with me,  Terb?

Terbium: I would, but I made a joke about holding the baby and now I’m stuck with him.

She kept getting the action in her queue, but couldn’t put Erbium down.
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Europium: Well… you’re cute.

June: I am standing ten feet away from you and in the process of picking up a very heavy bowling ball, dear. You might want to rethink

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Europium: … I think I might have made a mistake that will blow up in my face.

Maybe.

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Dammit Arnold, I can’t take you anywhere, can I?
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And June’s throwing money into the arcade cabinets.

June: I said that I liked video games, didn’t I?

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Europium: And then she said…

Terbium: Dad, who are you even talking about?

Europium: … I have no clue.

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Terbium: Oh, finally, I can put you down. My arms hurt like hell, kid.

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And Gadolinium immediately pulls him out of the crib.

Europium: Hey, I wanna hold the baby now for some reason.

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Gadolinium: ‘Kay Dad.

Terbium: Goddammit. I can’t leave you people alone for five seconds.

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June: Bonfire time! 😀

Terbium: Good, I need to watch something burn to get to my happy place. : )

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June: … well, time to leave the fire unattended.

Smokey the Bear is sad.

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… and I’m not happy, either. I paid good money for those windows. Don’t break them.

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Dysprosium went to visit a friend, but he wouldn’t let her in the gates because he’s a butt.
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I think I did a sim check here? Europium, Terbium, and Holmium were chatting upstairs.

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Gadolinium doing homework.

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Dysprosium managed to sneak in and get some sleep.

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… I dunno what June’s doing. Being scary and staring spaces.

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Birthdays!

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I couldn’t tell you what traits they got to save my life. : I

SCORE:

Self Wetting : 17 -135
Fires: 4 -20
Electrocutions: 3 -15
Passing Out : 39 -195
Failing School : 0
Accidental Deaths : (0)
Social Worker Visit : (0)
Game breakiness that’s my own fault : 2

Every Birth : 15 +75
Twins : (7) +70
Triplets : (1) +20
Fulfilling LTWs : 6 +240
NTH Spouse Reaching Top of Career : (0)
Every Honor Roll : 9 +45
Every 100,000 simoleons earned : 1 +20
Painting of Torch Holder (4) + 20

TOTAL = 120

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Scary Flowers

Welcome to another chapter of the Mendeleev ISBI! Last time, Cerium died and then I had finals and just a lot of stress so I haven’t played for a WHILE. But yesterday I booted up my game and played, so we get more Mendeleevs now!

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Arnold seems to be doing alright. Sleeping on the hard, stone floor…

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… who are these kids on our porch?

Dysprosium: Hell if I know.

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Cute flirting couple yes yes.

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Cute in a different way school cheer.

Europium: Vooooooo gerbits!

… did either of you even go to college?

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Ah yes, the teenage years.

Terbium: Hey, moron.

Gadolinium: Person person minus, sis. Person person minus.

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Gadolinium: Well, at least I’m not a NERD who plays video games constantly.

Dysprosium: Could you two pick somewhere else to be asshats? I’mm trying to do my homework.

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:O I saw you do that, missy.

Terbium: What whoopie cushion? I was just going out to start a bonfire.

I sawww youuuuu.

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I dunno. I really liked the angle of this picture.

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I thought that Terbium was going to play darts with Gadolinium, but he’s playing on his own. : P

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Nervous makes the fire bigger. Now it’s a real party!

… but everyone’s sleeping.

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… almost everyone.

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Terbium: Y’know, mom I just noticed we don’t have a computer room anymore…

Huh. I’ll have to get on that.

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Terbium: It’s a good thing you’re not having any more kids. Maybe we can turn the nursery into a study.

June: Ha… about that…

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Hey, don’t faint when there’s a fire to tend!

Smokey the bear would not be happy.

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Holmium has school but he’d rather eat cake.

He got chewed out later but stayed in the house anyway.

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Gadolinium: You know, now that there won’t be any more kids, we can turn the nursery into a game room.

June: About that…

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Europium got old. He looks pretty much the same.

Then Arnold got asked out on a date. Poor dude’s sad because his wife died, so why not?

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Arnold: A storm cloud has settled over my heart… : (

Camille: Yeah, but you’re hot.

Arnold: You’re not bad either. 😉

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… you’re clearly not at the party either, Camille.

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Arnold immediately went on another date the next morning. Didn’t even make it home from his first one.

Arnold: Women are just kind of falling all over me all of a sudden. So I’m actually kind of over being sad about my wife now.

What is with this sudden influx of dates for Arnold?

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… no way in hell, Neo.

While Arnold is dating half of the town’s female population, Europium was off doing stylist work. I leave him for two seconds to check up on Arnold, and come back to this.

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Europium: FLOWERS ARE STARTLING.

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And Cecil made this face in response to being rejected.

That is… certainly a face.

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Terbium: RAWR!

Europium: Oh, hello. Didn’t see you there.

Not the reaction she was hoping for, but Terbium will never be as frightening as flowers.

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Although that is a bit worrying, I’ll admit.

Terbium: If I can’t break the laws of man, I will break the laws of physics.

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Arnold… still hasn’t come back.

Arnold: … I may be stuck in the tall grass.

Careful! There are wild pokemon there!

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Gadolinium up to his tricks.

Gadolinium: You’re such a NERD, mom!

… you are really missing the point of this legacy.

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Dysprosium: I heard Gads was making fun of you, Mommy. That’s okay. We can geek out over comic books together.

June: You’re officially my new favorite child.

Terbium: Er… what about me?

June: Only if you can beat me in Smash.

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June: You’re just mashing buttons!

Terbium: Yeah, and winning!

While the nerds were doing their NERD things, Gadolinium was being cool…

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… telling a ghost story to absolutely no one.

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AND BABY.

Europium: Quick! What’s the next element on the periodic table?

June: Can’t that wait until the baby is OUT of me?

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… you really are stuck, aren’t you?

Arnold: Nope. Just figured it out. Now I’m heading back to my calm and peaceful home where nothing exciting is currently happening.

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Holmium: Someone’s at the door.

Gadolinium: I’ll deal with it.

Holmium: And Mom’s having a baby.

Gadolinium: … not dealing with that one.

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Welcoming Erbium Mendeleev to the household!

Wait… ERBium… TERBium…

Shoot, I’m getting confused enough as it is!

Also I’m not sure if my count is off but is this the eighth generation of the ISBI??? o_o

SCORE:

Self Wetting : 16 -130
Fires: 4 -20
Electrocutions: 3 -15
Passing Out : 39 -195
Failing School : 0
Accidental Deaths : (0)
Social Worker Visit : (0)
Game breakiness that’s my own fault : 2

Every Birth : 15 +75
Twins : (7) +70
Triplets : (1) +20
Fulfilling LTWs : 6 +240
NTH Spouse Reaching Top of Career : (0)
Every Honor Roll : 9 +45
Every 100,000 simoleons earned : 1 +20
Painting of Torch Holder (4) + 20

TOTAL = 125

Cheat Death with One Weird Trick

So, uh… busy semester. I’d love to tell you that next semester will be different, but I literaly have no idea what I’m doing next semester or anything. Pretty stressful. And stressful = bury myself in sims!

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When I open the game, people were still at the park, but they started heading home shortly after.

Arnold: I’m just going to take this kid upstairs.

… you have ‘expire’ in your queue.

Arnold: Oh? Do I?

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Preparing for the inevitable.

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… weren’t you supposed to die?

Arnold: I don’t know. Was I?

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Gadolinium comes home with a werewolf named Romulus.

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And his twin brother Remus.

Where’s Terbium? Hiding under the bus?
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Terbium: If I don’t go home, maybe people will worry about me and feel horrible for no reason.

I doubt anyone will notice, but you do whatever evil little thing you have planned to cause pain to your family.

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Doing your homework kind of negates the evil.

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I have Europium befriend the nice twin, Romulus, in case he could be useful.

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Romulus: … I don’t know why I know those horrible rumors about your sex life, but I’m glad they’re not true. Maybe I can sleep at night now.

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Terbium found her way back home and did not die.

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Who the hell is this?

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Cerium: Oops.

Wait, no! It was supposed to be Arnold!

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Death: CERIUM MENDELEEV, YADA YADA GRAVE…

Carpool Dude: Geez, what is taking her so long??

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Death: OKAY, SHE’S IN THE GRAVE. I’M ON BREAK.

Okay, I know you’re family, but aren’t you getting a little too comfortable here?

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After giving a makeover, Europium needed to befriend this guy Irving so he could promote the bistro. I was going to send Europium back home when his mom died, but Good Guy Irving started to console Europium and it was so cute.

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Irving: That’s right, dude. Hug it out.

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Used Terbium’s action that I’m not sure if I used or not now that I think about it to have her meet Romulus.

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Cecil really let himself go. : (

Europium: … why am I giving haircuts the day after my mother passed away?

It was birthday time, so we invited Irving over.

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Irving: WOMEN SHOULDN’T FLIRT IF THEY’RE NOT GOING TO FOLLOW THROUGH.

Dammit Irving, I thought you were cool.

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My brother: … why are you playing rubber duck sounds on your computer?

… I does kinda sound like that, actually.

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The brows!

Gadolinium is flirty now.

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Terbium hates art.

Terbium: Get this ‘nicely decorated’ bullcrap out of my face.

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Dysprosium’s new trait is neurotic.

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And Holmium is…

Do you wanna get off that so I can get a normal expression?

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Holmium is clumsy, I think.

Also, the brows live on.

Return of the Brows

Who put the elements in their place?
MENDELEEV!

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… are you supposed to be doing something, Europium?

Europium: I… don’t know what you could be getting at.

Your job?

Europium: …. ohhhHHHHHHH.

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June started teaching one of the kids to walk autonomously. Good job, June.

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Gadolinium: *is a cute little shit*

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Hey Yttrium! I had no idea any of the ghosts were even out!

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Europium had more work to do the next day, except the one guy never showed up. Instead, this woman who might be his ex or something heart-farted.

Fairy: I mean, he ordered a ‘single sim wardrobe’ from you, so if we were dating, we aren’t now.

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Turns out the guy was stuck on the sidewalk.

Hey Cecil!

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Europium: Now you can stand on the sidewalk for all eternity in style.

The picture’s dark, but I figured I could take another one when the sun was up. It wasn’t like he was going anywhere, right?

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Apparently he was. : I

Guy: I’ma have to cancel our appointment.

Twelve hours after you were supposed to meet us.

Guy: *casually walks away as if he hadn’t been stranded all day*

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There was still work the next day, but I didn’t send Europium out because we had FOUR birthdays to do.

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Terbium is now an evil slob who wakes up at the drop of a pin.

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THE EYEBROWS LIVE ON.

Gadolinium gained hydrophobic to go along with… whatever he had before. : /

Gadolinium: … sure, but you remember HER traits.

She’s an evil sim and I was putting in an effort to make her look slobby. It’s a miracle when I even remember the new traits, kid.

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Dysprosium was next. No new traits or anything.

Her eyebrows also look like they carry the angry gene.

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Holmium didn’t even make it downstairs.

Dem eyes, tho.

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FAIL.

I don’t really blame June, though. Four infant/toddlers having birthdays is brutal.

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Yeah, just… float through a sleeping guy.

We need a lesson on ghost etiquette in this house.

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Isn’t today your first day of school?

Terbium: Nope. Sunday.

… so it is.

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Which means it’s time for a family outing.

There are a LOT of sandcastles here. I thought Terbium would smash them.

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Terbium: Smash someone else’s hard work? I’d never! I’m just playing nicely with my dollie.

You can’t fool me; I know what traits you have.

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And now there are rumors that Europium was arrested. We’ll probably have to deal with those sometime.

Not right now, though.

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Aw, what a nice family picnic.

Almost makes you forget about…

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Holmium: WAHHHH! WANNA DOLLIE TOO!

Gadolinium looks pissed.

Gadolinium: … this is my normal face. 😡

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Terbium: … I didn’t think this all the way through.

Don’t worry, Gads is on his way to play with you.

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… or not.

Gadolinium: Grampa, the playground’s for kids!

Arnold: You snooze, you lose. Sucker.

SCORE:

Self Wetting : 16 -130
Fires: 4 -20
Electrocutions: 3 -15
Passing Out : 39 -195
Failing School : 0
Accidental Deaths : (0)
Social Worker Visit : (0)
Game breakiness that’s my own fault : 2

Every Birth : 14 +70
Twins : (7) +70
Triplets : (1) +20
Fulfilling LTWs : 6 +240
NTH Spouse Reaching Top of Career : (0)
Every Honor Roll : 9 +45
Every 100,000 simoleons earned : 1 +20
Painting of Torch Holder (4) + 20

TOTAL = 120

High Art

Hey guys, I have a weekend course on top of regular classes right now. Things are kind of hectic. I’ve had these pictures for a while without writing anything, and I am piss poor at taking notes. : /
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Cerium: … alright, these babies are much more important news than me balancing plates on my head.

Then I realized the elders had a lot of paintings in their inventories, so I checked some out to see how much their prices had appreciated.

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Not bad…

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Not bad at all.

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… wait, what?

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This is more than $900.

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Thousands of dollars worth of art.

Cerium: … seriously?

We could open a gallery.

Meanwhile, Europium’s doing work as a stylist.

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Pickier than the people deciding how much that dragon scribble was worth, at least.

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Yeah, not much happened until the kids aged up.

Gadolinium.

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Terbium.

Terbium: *stares into your soul*

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At least it’s not an incestuous crush forming. : /

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Sabrina: Hey, I need you to cut and dye my hair. Do I get a discount if I call you cutie?

Europium: No.

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Sabrina: Fine. Well, if you don’t return my affections then I’m just mess with your job performance and say I hate what you did.

Dammit, me.

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Cerium went off on a ‘date’ with one of her coworkers, but I think they just chatted for a while and he left.

Yes, he.

That’s not her date playing Frisbee with Cerium, that’s just the other coworker who came to hang with Cerium after Cerium spent an entire night in the dump.

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I have no idea what this picture was for.

Probably to show that June’s pregnant again.

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Our house suffers from a ghost infestation.

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Nervous: I’m tired.

… go to sleep?

Nervous: I’ll have time to sleep when I’m DEA-oh.

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NO.

Europium: Er… I’m flattered, but it would never work out. We’re related and also I have a phobia of you. *faint*

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… maybe you should be calling the police, hon.

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June gave birth.

Also the older twins have IFs.

Baby 1 is a girl named Dysprosium.

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… this layout definitely won’t give me a headache. : /

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Baby 2 is a boy named Holmium.

If he becomes TH we’re 100% doing a Private Eye generation. Head’s up.

SCORE:

Self Wetting : 16 -130
Fires: 4 -20
Electrocutions: 3 -15
Passing Out : 38 -190
Failing School : 0
Accidental Deaths : (0)
Social Worker Visit : (0)
Game breakiness that’s my own fault : 2

Every Birth : 14 +70
Twins : (7) +70
Triplets : (1) +20
Fulfilling LTWs : 6 +240
NTH Spouse Reaching Top of Career : (0)
Every Honor Roll : 9 +45
Every 100,000 simoleons earned : 1 +20
Painting of Torch Holder (4) + 20

TOTAL = 125

Balancing Act

Hello, hello! I’m back at college!
Um… here’s sims.

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It’s time for a wedding, as Europium’s a celebrity so it means he has to get married or there will be a scandal!

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Table: Omigod I’m your biggest fan.

O… kay.

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And I didn’t give June an actual wedding-y dress.

Oops.

Um… we’re being super nonconformist and making a statement about weddi– screw it I’m lazy.

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We have a pretty nice setup on the side of the house, even if Neo is ignoring the bride in favor of taking pictures of some other random girl.

Neo: June’s going to be my sister-in-law. I’m sure there will be other opportunities to take pictures of her. : /

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*casually places picture of pro wedding design on blog*

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They got married and it was beautiful.

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You may now kiss the bride!

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Everyone’s so moved by the wedding!

Look, that one guy’s even sparkling!

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… oh.

Death: Oh. Er… *brushes dust off* If I’d known I’d be coming to a wedding, I would have put on my formal robes. : I

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And while THAT was going on, I noticed THIS behind my wedding setup, thereby retroactively ruining all my beautiful pictures.

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DAMMIT ARNOLD.

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Europium: I can’t reach the cake because June’s in the way!

June: Wait… I’m blocking the cake? That means if I don’t move, this can ALL be MINE.

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… aren’t you afraid of ghosts, Europium?

Europium: What ghost I don’t see any ghost. *stares intently at plate*

Ah.

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June graduated the next day.

… “Most Likely to Take Over the World”?

Suuure.

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But I like her kitty hat.

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While that’s going on, I’ve got Europium working on the sketch table for his job as a stylist. He’s got days off because of the wedding so we can’t actually do any work.

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DAMMIT AR- oh, the sink’s just broken. Carry on.

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… so I forgot about the rule that sims can’t woohoo with the occult if they’re a celebrity or something. : /

*bangs head on wall*

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“Bad actions”? “Inappropriate behavior”?

Sims 3 Late Night more like Sims 3 Morality Police

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Adorable guitar-playing fairy makes things better, though.

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One of the nice things about ISBI is how the sims interact autonomously when they’re not peeing themselves and sitting in rocking chairs for hours.

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June readin’ a book.

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And then frisbee.

Er… flying disc.

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One of the bad things about ISBI is how the sims interact autonomously when they’re not peeing themselves and sitting in rocking chairs for hours. : /

June: Hey, hot stuff…

*sigh*

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I said no, ’cause she’s married, but if June and Arnold carry on I might just say yes for the next one.

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Poor Europium. Dealing with ghosts.

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NO.

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I noticed that Arnold had enough LTH for the wing change or whatever, so I changed his wing color because I didn’t like the shade of pink he had.

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Neo will you stop.

Neo: But he’s cuter now that his wings are green!

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Europium: Wow, you’re getting pretty big.

June: Yup. Soon the baby will be old enough to vote.

Europium: … I think you’re moving a bit too fast, dear.

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Not fast enough, according to the baby.

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We interrupt this birth to bring you news from Cerium!

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She balanced a pile of dishes on her head and won a bunch of money for us!

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Gadolinium and Terbium are born!

… yesss evil baby.

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Skin sliders: *stubbornly stay to the left of the color ramp*

Thanks I didn’t want diversity or anything. I love having everyone in the family look similar. : /

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Cerium: You’ll never guess what I did at work!

Arnold: June had twins!

Cerium: … yeah, your news is slightly more important than mine.

SCORE:

Self Wetting : 16 -130
Fires: 4 -20
Electrocutions: 3 -15
Passing Out : 38 -190
Failing School : 0
Accidental Deaths : (0)
Social Worker Visit : (0)
Game breakiness that’s my own fault : 2

Every Birth : 14 +70
Twins : (6) +60
Triplets : (1) +20
Fulfilling LTWs : 6 +240
NTH Spouse Reaching Top of Career : (0)
Every Honor Roll : 9 +45
Every 100,000 simoleons earned : 1 +20
Painting of Torch Holder (4) + 20

TOTAL = 115

It Comes in Threes

It’s time once more for a new TH to take over! And I switched houses.

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Barium: Late night old man football toss GO!

Good to see they’re settling in.

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June found a bed…

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As did Arnold and Cerium.

Too bad it’s the bed meant for Europium. : /

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Random Guy: GUYS? The door is locked!

That’s the POINT.

You don’t even have the excuse of being a zombie. Or a paparazzi.

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Europium’s LTW involves the Stylist career. I haven’t dealt with the stylist thing in a while, so it might be interesting.

So a salon was placed and Europium went to sign up.

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Then he graduated.

Most popular. Awesome.

There are a few days before Europium can start his job, so I set him up with the drawing table to research fashion designs.

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June: Um…

Wait, what? I could have sworn Barium had more time!

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Death: … I SEEM TO BE IN THE WRONG PLACE.

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Death: AH. BARIUM MENDELEEV YOUR TIME IS UP; YOU KNOW THE DEAL.

Barium: Well, I had a long life.

I thought it would be longer! ;_;

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The next day was for getting over Barium’s death, so mostly people sobbing. June took up darts.

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SERIOU-oh, I don’t know you. Carry on, then.

Death: GREAT. NOW I NEED TO REAP THE SOUL OF THE GIRL AND THE DOOR.

Door: ;_; Why did this happen.

So that was a thing.

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Neo was at the salon when Europium came for his first day of work.

Stylist: And what sort of look were you looking for today?

Neo: I want a look that says ‘not related to my incestuous little brother’.

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Promethium was there, too.

Neo: Okay. I don’t think anyone recognizes us. Now it’s time to skip town.

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Apparently you can counter fairy tricks.

Neo: Maybe if you didn’t try that on me EVERY DAY I wouldn’t have figured out how to throw it back at you, you ass.

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Europium did a stylist thing while I watched the two dorks up there.

Europium: Maybe… try high heels? I dunno.

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Neo: Hey, who’s this cute stylist in the top hat?

Europium: Er… Neo? It’s me? I’m a young adult now.

Promethium: Play it cool, no one recognizes you in these shades. No one knows you’re related… I’m so ashamed to be connected to this family.

Me too.

Europium is sent home before he had a chance to do anything worse.

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Wren: Hey, I think I’m gonna go join my husband now.

WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING?

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Europium: Hey, Death. Mom’s over in the next room. : I

Death: OH, THANK YOU.

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June: … is anyone else tired of people dying every night?

And WHY is Wren in underwear now?

Death: CAN WE GET THIS OVER WITH THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY DAY OFF.

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June had her birthday the next morning.

Europium: If I throw myself into this party, I won’t be thinking about how both my parents are dead! … : (

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Her new trait is… I forget. : I Oops.

June: If only that old couple I never really interacted with were still here… *sigh*

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June had her star tights on, so I went with it and dressed her in IF colors. We could go and look for non-IF spouses, but with how intent Europium is on hooking up with a family member, so let’s get these two together ASAP.

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Hoorayyyy.

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The kiss made them both three-star celebrities, so marriage is sort of necessary so the tabloids don’t give them negative moodlets. : /

So… wedding next chapter.

SCORE:

Self Wetting : 15 -125
Fires: 4 -20
Electrocutions: 3 -15
Passing Out : 38 -190
Failing School : 0
Accidental Deaths : (0)
Social Worker Visit : (0)
Game breakiness that’s my own fault : 2

Every Birth : 14 +70
Twins : (5) +50
Triplets : (1) +20
Fulfilling LTWs : 6 +240
NTH Spouse Reaching Top of Career : (0)
Every Honor Roll : 9 +45
Every 100,000 simoleons earned : 1 +20
Painting of Torch Holder (4) + 20

TOTAL = 110

All in the Family

Hey guys!

… that’s it. Don’t know what else to say.

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So I was watching the house and realized I had no idea where Samarium was… apparently she’d ended up at someone else’s house after school. Probably from one of those ‘can so-and-so go home with what’s-his-face after school?’ prompts.

… I should probably start reading those.

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Cerium: SAMARIUM. You KNOW that if you’re going to go late-night hot tubbing, you’re supposed to invite ME.

Samarium: Mom! You’d embarrass me!

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Samarium: Dad, on the other hand…

THAT IS YOUR FATHER OMIGOD.

She made that little ‘pss, hot’ finger thing, too. D8

Anyway I remembered that I still had teen actions I could use, ’cause sending them to prom shouldn’t even count and I don’t care if I used the teen actions. No one’s gonna condemn me for breaking up the little family get-together Sam and Europium have.

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Europium: So, er… I was thinking we might want to consider breaking off the romantic stuff and just being friends. And by ‘friends’ I mean ‘cousins’. We’re cousins, Samarium.

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Samarium: I can’t believe you’d do this to me, Europium! Do you KNOW how much it’s gonna hurt when I see you at family reunions? Do you?

Europium: Exactly. FAMILY reunions.
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Samarium: Whatever. You obviously don’t have a brain if you can’t see what you’re missing out on.

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Europium: So… um. Have you read the latest Miss Marvel?

Samarium: Oh. Yeah. It was really good.

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Family outing to the pool was uneventful.

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Except that Samarium refused to go and instead danced her heartbreak away.

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An imaginary friend contacted us.

*sprays holy water at it*

I just get worried when the Imaginary Friends are like ‘HEY WE’RE FUNCTIONING LIKE NORMAL SIMS’ because that tells me something’s up with the game. : /

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Other things that tell me something’s up with the game: Cerium drinking coffee for four hours. It wasn’t her day to be controlled but I finally had to cancel the interaction.

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The four hours of coffee didn’t even have any effect, so she passed out after work. Glorious.

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Zombie: *dies again*

Elderly zombies are the worst.

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Cerium: Hey, guys! It’s my birthday! Guys? Guys??

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Arnold: Oh no, the poor zombie!

June: So tragic. : (

Samarium: Hey, why doesn’t anyone care about MY tragedy???

Cerium: Guys?? Doesn’t anyone want to burst into my bedroom and blow noisemakers for an hour???

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Death: IT IS SO NICE TO BE HERE. I RARELY GET TO COME TO BIRTHDAYS.

Other Zombie: I know someone’s dying and it’s sad and stuff, but OMIGOD IT’S WREN.

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Cerium: … guys?

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No, Silver. Not gonna happen.

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Then Arnold had a birthday because his fairy lifespan is WAY too long.

Silver: WOOOO! Yeah! The older you get, the closer you are to dying and coming to ME, stud muffin. 😉

June: … my hair is broken.

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Europium started a painting.

It will never be finished.

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And then it was Samarium’s birthday!

Aging up in a huge puddle in the bathroom.

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Samarium: Aren’t I gorgeous?

Yes, now get out of the house and stop hitting on family members.

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I gave Europium a bit of an early birthday the next day. I have no idea which TH is supposed to be on which day and I’ve been wanting to have a new house for a while now, but thought I’d wait for Europium to take over.

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His final trait is never nude. : P

I changed his hair so it would be consistent with the top hat he has on for formalwear.

SCORE:

Self Wetting : 15 -125
Fires: 4 -20
Electrocutions: 3 -15
Passing Out : 38 -190
Failing School : 0
Accidental Deaths : (0)
Social Worker Visit : (0)
Game breakiness that’s my own fault : 2

Every Birth : 14 +70
Twins : (5) +50
Triplets : (1) +20
Fulfilling LTWs : 6 +240
NTH Spouse Reaching Top of Career : (0)
Every Honor Roll : 9 +45
Every 100,000 simoleons earned : 1 +20
Painting of Torch Holder (4) + 20

TOTAL = 110

*flips table*

Welcome back to the Mendeleev ISBI! The youngest of this generation, Samarium and Europium, have just become teens. The game doesn’t register them as cousins, but that’s not gonna be a big dea…

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FRICK.

Er… mentions of incest in this chapter, if that bothers you. : /

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NO. You two are NOT allowed to have a romantic relationship with one another, much less a Slap Slap Kiss Ben 10 dealie.

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Paparazzi: Oh, look. A Mendeleev in a sleeping bag. Front page news!

… isn’t there something better you could be reporting on?

Paparazzi: Honestly I’m trying to get the scoop on Sam and Europium’s illicit love affair.

They’re not in a relationship, okay? They just see one another as attractive, which isn’t incorrect, and completely understandable what with the surge of hormones and all.

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Weird sim spent the entire school day standing in front of the building and doing the university cheer.

Colleges are getting really into advertising for new students, apparently.

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Hey, Europium! And Samarium, if you swing that way. Check out this girl who’s not related to you!

Do either of you think that she’s attractive? Please?

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Europium: Eh.

Samarium: If I do turn out to be bi, she’s not doing it for me. : /

Sarah: … I’m right here, guys.

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BARIUM WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAIR?

Barium: It actually fell out a while ago. I don’t like people to know I wear a wig.

Don’t worry, I won’t tell anyone.

Barium: … you’re posting this to your blog, aren’t you.

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I noticed this on the beds and got more excited than I should have. So you have to look at it too.

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Promethium: So, in conclusion, I’d be really thrilled if you considered looking at girls other than my sister.

Europium: … but why would you want that? Samarium is gorgeous.

Promethium: … aren’t you proper? How is incest proper?

Europium: It’s not uncommon for cousins to have married in royal lineages.

Promethium: … crap.

Then Prom happened.

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Okay. Sam’s Prom Queen. Europium didn’t get Prom King, so everything should be o..

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FRICK FRACK.

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DAMMIT YOU TWO.

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Samarium: Geez, I can’t even get to sleep now. I can’t stop thinking about how good the dinner at prom was.

MAYBE YOU CAN’T STOP THINKING ABOUT YOUR REBELLION AGAINST NATURE, GOD, AND ALL THINGS GOOD IN THIS WORLD.

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Cerium: So… our kids are practically dating now?

Wren: I knew I shouldn’t have joined this family. : /

Okay, desperate times call for desperate measures. The house was full, so I had to kick out Promethium and Neodymium first.

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Samarium: I don’t get why but I’m supposed to turn you into a person.

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June: DAMN your cousin is hot.

Samarium: I know, but don’t even think about it. He’s mine.

Yes. YES think about it. Please.

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June: … her dad’s pretty cute, too.

FOCUS ON THE MISSION, JUNE.

Next time maybe we’ll have a new torch holder? I don’t have that much room left for pictures so I’m trying to stretch that a bit until I figure out where I want to host the pictures after that’s full.

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… because obviously there aren’t any true rumors people could be spreading. : /

SCORE:

Self Wetting : 15 -125
Fires: 4 -20
Electrocutions: 3 -15
Passing Out : 37 -185
Failing School : 0
Accidental Deaths : (0)
Social Worker Visit : (0)
Game breakiness that’s my own fault : 2
Incest: 1 (-100000000 FRICKIN FRACKIN WHYYY)

Every Birth : 14 +70
Twins : (5) +50
Triplets : (1) +20
Fulfilling LTWs : 6 +240
NTH Spouse Reaching Top of Career : (0)
Every Honor Roll : 9 +45
Every 100,000 simoleons earned : 1 +20
Painting of Torch Holder (4) + 20

TOTAL = 115

Killer Eyebrows

I have used up 78% of my pictures what is this even.
How many generations has it even been.
What.

… is this generation 5/6 (TH/offspring), not counting our founder Krypton???

Let’s say yes?
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Barium: … did you just wet yourself?

Cerium: … no?

Barium: Why are you acting embarrassed, then?

Cerium: I have no idea.

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Promethium had a birthday.

Promethium: … now can you please get out of my room? It’s almost midnight.

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TA DA.

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I think Promethium’s nose is a bit softer than his dad’s, but that’s pretty much it.

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Arnold: … I always knew you would replace me.

Sam: Wait what.

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Barium: Now that you’re a young adult, perhaps you would like to take up photography?

Promethium: … I don’t take life advice from people with bowls stuck to their appendages.

Samarium: Why am I still here.

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Samarium: Woo! I’m past tired and into DELIRIOUS tired!

Promethium: Please leave.

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… I thought that wish to marry Arnold at first.

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Samarium: … why are you cooking when you could just grab some pie.

Promethium: Pie isn’t breakfast food.

Samarium: Two AM isn’t breakfast, it’s a midnight snack.

HAVE YOU NOT SLEPT YET?

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… you are not a good role model.

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DAMMIT SAM.

Sam: I also need to pee.

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WHOA WHERE DID THIS COME FROM?

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Promethium: … what is your dad doing?

Europium: Just don’t make eye contact.

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DAMMIT.

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Europium: Neo, what if there’s a clown hiding in our house?

Neo: This house is full of clowns. And none of them are hiding.

This family.

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… why are you in your wedding dress?

Cerium: I’m going to renew my vows with Arnold.

That’s not an interaction in this game.

Cerium: Then I guess I can go to my son’s graduation.

Ooh! Graduation means that everyone’s in their formal. I can show you how cute Europium looks in his…

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… tuxedo.

The legacy lives on.

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I thought this was going to be a disaster until I remembered we had a motive mobile.

Coolie oolies.

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Wait, Ellie???

Actually is from another sim family. I was too lazy to make the mom of the family so I just plucked Ellie out of the bin and changed her name and stuff.

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Look, it’s the girl we briefly kidnapped. : P

Andromeda: Don’t make eye contact…

Apparently the stress of nearly being a legacy spouse has caused her to begin going bald.

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Promethium: Guess who has two thumbs and just graduated!!

Wren: … we don’t actually register as being related after the move, so this bores me.

… I checked, and if I wanted we could actually ‘keep it in the family’ with the way the relationships between the cousins are. Not that I would, but the ‘no incest’ block that’s normally in place doesn’t seem to be there.

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… are you going to change out of your dress, Cerium?

Cerium: … not as long as I can still fit in it.

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Europium gets a pass because this is fainting from cowardice. Apparently there was a monster under the bed.

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The cell phone woke him up.

Europium: No, I am not going to run around town finding semi-precious stones for you. Never call me again, or my eyebrows will find you, and I can’t be held accountable for what they do to you.

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I’ve been playing this for years and I still come across things I don’t think I’ve seen before. Someone was playing the horror channel on the TV and it scared Europium.

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Samarium aged up as a teen and she’s… flirty? I think that’s right.

At first I was like ‘ugh, that hair has to change.’

And then I thought.

No.

NO.

It must never change.

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Samarium: … is my hair even possible?

Europium: Tell your fairy friends I’m not going to Neverland.

Tinkerbell: *sad twinkle sound*

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Samarium: MOM! There’s a weird llama fantasizing about Neo at the door!

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Europium grew up proper.

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Europium: Father, it is not proper birthday protocol to eat hot dogs when the cake has been set out, and certainly not with a bowl attached to your hand.

Wren: Woo, Europium! When can I stop cheering?

Europium: And Samarium is facing in the wrong direction.

Barium: Shut up and eat your cake.

SCORE:

Self Wetting : 15 -125
Fires: 4 -20
Electrocutions: 3 -15
Passing Out : 37 -185
Failing School : 0
Accidental Deaths : (0)
Social Worker Visit : (0)
Game breakiness that’s my own fault : 2

Every Birth : 14 +70
Twins : (5) +50
Triplets : (1) +20
Fulfilling LTWs : 6 +240
NTH Spouse Reaching Top of Career : (0)
Every Honor Roll : 9 +45
Every 100,000 simoleons earned : 1 +20
Painting of Torch Holder (4) + 20

TOTAL = 115