Welcome to another chapter of the Mendeleev ISBI! Last time, Cerium died and then I had finals and just a lot of stress so I haven’t played for a WHILE. But yesterday I booted up my game and played, so we get more Mendeleevs now!
Arnold seems to be doing alright. Sleeping on the hard, stone floor…
… who are these kids on our porch?
Dysprosium: Hell if I know.
Cute flirting couple yes yes.
Cute in a different way school cheer.
Europium: Vooooooo gerbits!
… did either of you even go to college?
Ah yes, the teenage years.
Terbium: Hey, moron.
Gadolinium: Person person minus, sis. Person person minus.
Gadolinium: Well, at least I’m not a NERD who plays video games constantly.
Dysprosium: Could you two pick somewhere else to be asshats? I’mm trying to do my homework.
:O I saw you do that, missy.
Terbium: What whoopie cushion? I was just going out to start a bonfire.
I sawww youuuuu.
I dunno. I really liked the angle of this picture.
I thought that Terbium was going to play darts with Gadolinium, but he’s playing on his own. : P
Nervous makes the fire bigger. Now it’s a real party!
… but everyone’s sleeping.
… almost everyone.
Terbium: Y’know, mom I just noticed we don’t have a computer room anymore…
Huh. I’ll have to get on that.
Terbium: It’s a good thing you’re not having any more kids. Maybe we can turn the nursery into a study.
June: Ha… about that…
Hey, don’t faint when there’s a fire to tend!
Smokey the bear would not be happy.
Holmium has school but he’d rather eat cake.
He got chewed out later but stayed in the house anyway.
Gadolinium: You know, now that there won’t be any more kids, we can turn the nursery into a game room.
June: About that…
Europium got old. He looks pretty much the same.
Then Arnold got asked out on a date. Poor dude’s sad because his wife died, so why not?
Arnold: A storm cloud has settled over my heart… : (
Camille: Yeah, but you’re hot.
Arnold: You’re not bad either. 😉
… you’re clearly not at the party either, Camille.
Arnold immediately went on another date the next morning. Didn’t even make it home from his first one.
Arnold: Women are just kind of falling all over me all of a sudden. So I’m actually kind of over being sad about my wife now.
What is with this sudden influx of dates for Arnold?
… no way in hell, Neo.
While Arnold is dating half of the town’s female population, Europium was off doing stylist work. I leave him for two seconds to check up on Arnold, and come back to this.
Europium: FLOWERS ARE STARTLING.
And Cecil made this face in response to being rejected.
That is… certainly a face.
Europium: Oh, hello. Didn’t see you there.
Not the reaction she was hoping for, but Terbium will never be as frightening as flowers.
Although that is a bit worrying, I’ll admit.
Terbium: If I can’t break the laws of man, I will break the laws of physics.
Arnold… still hasn’t come back.
Arnold: … I may be stuck in the tall grass.
Careful! There are wild pokemon there!
Gadolinium up to his tricks.
Gadolinium: You’re such a NERD, mom!
… you are really missing the point of this legacy.
Dysprosium: I heard Gads was making fun of you, Mommy. That’s okay. We can geek out over comic books together.
June: You’re officially my new favorite child.
Terbium: Er… what about me?
June: Only if you can beat me in Smash.
June: You’re just mashing buttons!
Terbium: Yeah, and winning!
While the nerds were doing their NERD things, Gadolinium was being cool…
… telling a ghost story to absolutely no one.
Europium: Quick! What’s the next element on the periodic table?
June: Can’t that wait until the baby is OUT of me?
… you really are stuck, aren’t you?
Arnold: Nope. Just figured it out. Now I’m heading back to my calm and peaceful home where nothing exciting is currently happening.
Holmium: Someone’s at the door.
Gadolinium: I’ll deal with it.
Holmium: And Mom’s having a baby.
Gadolinium: … not dealing with that one.
Welcoming Erbium Mendeleev to the household!
Wait… ERBium… TERBium…
Shoot, I’m getting confused enough as it is!
Also I’m not sure if my count is off but is this the eighth generation of the ISBI??? o_o
Self Wetting : 16 -130
Fires: 4 -20
Electrocutions: 3 -15
Passing Out : 39 -195
Failing School : 0
Accidental Deaths : (0)
Social Worker Visit : (0)
Game breakiness that’s my own fault : 2
Every Birth : 15 +75
Twins : (7) +70
Triplets : (1) +20
Fulfilling LTWs : 6 +240
NTH Spouse Reaching Top of Career : (0)
Every Honor Roll : 9 +45
Every 100,000 simoleons earned : 1 +20
Painting of Torch Holder (4) + 20
TOTAL = 125