*awkwardly scratches back of neck*

Er… has it been more than a month?

Oops.

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… I literally have no idea what’s going on in this picture anymore.
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June starting us back off on the wrong foot… Fail.

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Europium: … what’s this baby’s name again?

Erbium. I remember because we already have a kid named Terbium. Also because I looked it up a couple days ago.

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Standing in your wife’s pee. Romance, folks.

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Family day out!

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June: Can you believe anyone in this family could not like videogames?

Terbium: Whatever, Mom. I’ll be here taking care of the kid that stole my name.
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Holmium decided to stay home. His loss.

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He’s gonna miss the bowling alley.

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… I can’t believe I haven’t done this before. These poses are amazing.

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Happy sims are happy.

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Arnold is playing foozball with someone else at the bar.

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Er… hi.

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Gadolinium:Wanna play with me,  Terb?

Terbium: I would, but I made a joke about holding the baby and now I’m stuck with him.

She kept getting the action in her queue, but couldn’t put Erbium down.
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Europium: Well… you’re cute.

June: I am standing ten feet away from you and in the process of picking up a very heavy bowling ball, dear. You might want to rethink

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Europium: … I think I might have made a mistake that will blow up in my face.

Maybe.

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Dammit Arnold, I can’t take you anywhere, can I?
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And June’s throwing money into the arcade cabinets.

June: I said that I liked video games, didn’t I?

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Europium: And then she said…

Terbium: Dad, who are you even talking about?

Europium: … I have no clue.

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Terbium: Oh, finally, I can put you down. My arms hurt like hell, kid.

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And Gadolinium immediately pulls him out of the crib.

Europium: Hey, I wanna hold the baby now for some reason.

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Gadolinium: ‘Kay Dad.

Terbium: Goddammit. I can’t leave you people alone for five seconds.

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June: Bonfire time! 😀

Terbium: Good, I need to watch something burn to get to my happy place. : )

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June: … well, time to leave the fire unattended.

Smokey the Bear is sad.

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… and I’m not happy, either. I paid good money for those windows. Don’t break them.

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Dysprosium went to visit a friend, but he wouldn’t let her in the gates because he’s a butt.
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I think I did a sim check here? Europium, Terbium, and Holmium were chatting upstairs.

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Gadolinium doing homework.

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Dysprosium managed to sneak in and get some sleep.

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… I dunno what June’s doing. Being scary and staring spaces.

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Birthdays!

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I couldn’t tell you what traits they got to save my life. : I

SCORE:

Self Wetting : 17 -135
Fires: 4 -20
Electrocutions: 3 -15
Passing Out : 39 -195
Failing School : 0
Accidental Deaths : (0)
Social Worker Visit : (0)
Game breakiness that’s my own fault : 2

Every Birth : 15 +75
Twins : (7) +70
Triplets : (1) +20
Fulfilling LTWs : 6 +240
NTH Spouse Reaching Top of Career : (0)
Every Honor Roll : 9 +45
Every 100,000 simoleons earned : 1 +20
Painting of Torch Holder (4) + 20

TOTAL = 120

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