The Waiting Game

I keep waiting, waiting. Waiting for my new TH to grow.

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I come back to the game, ready to play my sims and slightly out of my mind due to a late night anime marathon with a club. The parents are still away and… Vaughn and Technetium are like a week younger? I think. I could’ve sworn they were close to aging up when I closed out. I needed to do the heir poll before Tech was YA.

Technetium: We found the fountain of youth while we were gone. Going to prom again sounds pretty good.

Right.

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Our new heiress, everyone!

Palladium: First this legacy, then the world!

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Usually it’s a teen from another household that tells you to throw a party and acts as a bad influence.

Palladium: Kekekekeke.

Ignore the locked wish; I had a brain blip and forgot that ‘new TH’ didn’t mean right away. : / I deleted it when I remembered, although I know some people play ISBIs where they can lock the wishes, I just wanna stay consistent with how I’ve played mine.

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THANKS VAUGHN. >: (

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Rhodium, on the other hand, is on the ball today. I didn’t catch it in pictures… and due to the lighting what I DID catch can barely be called a picture… but when I went to check on her she was kissing this guy on her own, and made it to romantic interests. All by herself! *is proud*

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I mean, it’s too bad that the guy is also romantic interests with Technetium, but there are only two teenaged guys in town (or teenagers that weren’t Mendeleevs in general), so there was really know avoiding it.

I recently got Story Progression from Nraas to work again, though, so fingers crossed that will help.

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THANKS VAUGHN.

I considered resetting her, since she looked like she was stuck (why else would you pass out in a random alley instead of going home… don’t answer that) when…

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I had to screw with this a lot just so you could see it, but SHE GOT IN A TAXI TO GO HOME.

RAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH D8<

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This is Technetium’s guy (and now Rhodium’s as well). His name is Richard or something. I’m gonna call him Dick. He has an elf hat.

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I gave him a makeover and made his face more interesting.

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THANKS RUTHIE.

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You’re so lucky you’re not part of the household, Dick. Sooo lucky. >: (

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Ruthenium: Books.

Palladium: You have other traits, don’t you? Maybe you could use them?

Ruthenium: Books.

Palladium: … this is why you’re not heir and I am.

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Yttrium: And that concludes our scenic two-day tour of this busted-ass railroad track. Let’s go home.

Nervous: FINALLY. I was promised a pool!

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Palladium: By mom, off to school! *abscond*

Yttrium: Damn, I was gonna scold her for not being in school.

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Yttrium: Wait! I still can! Why aren’t you in school, young lady?

Palladium: Because you stopped me?

Yttrium: And why do you have BREASTS all of a sudden?

Palladium: Um…

Dick: By Palli, thanks for the awesome and apparently illegal party! 😀

Palladium: … thanks.

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Then she got grounded for (I thought at the time, at least) pranking the sink.

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Yttrium: I don’t want to let you off the hook, since you did pressure your older sister into throwing a party when you KNOW it’s illegal according to our psychic police force, but  you kind of have to go to school.

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Technetium and Rhodium shun Palladium for being the next TH.

Technetium: I don’t get why people voted for her when we’re both prettier. : / Plus I got honor roll so yeah I’m awesome.

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If you pass out, I swear to FSM…

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Just showcasing all of the flowers Technetium received from Dick.

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Anyway, Palli wasn’t the only one to be grounded by Nervous, so I had to send Yttrium all around to let everyone off the hook. It was either the party or the dirty dishes, as far as I can tell, that set him off.

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Current and future THs take a photo together. The serious one was a dud, but the silly one had no copies first try. This pleases me.

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Yttrium: … are we sure we can trust her with the family? She can’t work a shower.

Palladium: I thought the point of technology was to make things easier. : /

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I thought this was cute because mother and daughter were both painting.

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Emily has a kite. The stuff from the toy machine is apparently functional, so once Palli pops some kidlets I might have to use them to test some of the other toys we got. :3

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Wait, what?

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Emily: La di da, I love my toy.

… they’ve teamed up, guys. It was nice knowing you.

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And I just realized the computer looks like a Tochlafane… we’re doomed.

Emily: Here come the drums, here come the drums. ♫

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“Only the First Law of Plumbotics keeps her from conquering the world.”

DO YOU SEE?

DO YOU SEE?

EVIL.

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Technetium aged up into a beauty, since I shortened the teenage years just to get through them for now. : / Her fifth trait is Something. I honestly wasn’t paying attention, but she wants to be an athlete. I think.

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I didn’t bother with Vaughn’s clothes ’cause I was lazy and didn’t care at that poing. That being said, I hate that shirt. It’s very obviously pixely and ugly, although I’m not sure if it shows up better in other people’s games or with different graphics?

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Oh, and THANKS VAUGHN.

Vaughn: Palladium stole the toilet. ;_;

Palladium: Kekekekeke!

:Score:

Self Wetting : 8 -40
Fires: 4 -20
Electrocutions: 0
Passing Out : 11 -55
Failing School : 0
Accidental Deaths : (0)
Social Worker Visit : (0)
Game breakiness that’s my own fault : 1

Every Birth : (4) +20
Twins : (3) +30
Triplets : (0)
Fulfilling LTWs :  2 +80
NTH Spouse Reaching Top of Career : (0)
Every Honor Roll : 6 +30
Every 100,000 simoleons earned : (0)
Painting of Torch Holder (2) + 10

TOTAL = 55

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Mildly Inappropriate

This chapter was named after a guy I met on the Appalachian Trail once. If he’s reading it… which I doubt he is… Hi! I’m the girl who was sleeping on rocks. You traded sunglasses with our counselor.

I would have posted a chapter sooner, but I had a presentation on Tolkien that was supposed to last the whole class… the class that was cancelled due to snow. : /

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Rhodium: So… science rules.

She’s sucking up for the heir poll that’s coming soon. (:O SPOILERS!)

Vaughn: Why is there a plastic flamingo in the museum?

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As I said before, the art trip was boring, so the kids all went home.

Technetium: *ignoring flies* Shouldn’t you be painting? You’re artistic, right?

Palladium: I’m going to be well-rounded, so I have to work on chess, too.

3D HOLO chess, because geniuses can’t play normal chess anymore. What’s next? Fairy chess?

Palladium: Hush. I wear this to give others a false sense of security… and fairy chess is a thing I do, by the way. So you’re doubly obnoxious at the moment.

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What I want to know is what is in those pillows that it can knock a robot made of metal off balance?

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Oh, hey. Zirconium’s here. Niobium always shows up as paparazzi and Strontium shows up as Nervous’ coworker and the field trip teacher… I wonder why Molybdenum and Rubidium never show up.

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Satan Light: MUSIC SOOTHES THE SAVAGE BEAST.

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Palladium: Yes… bask in the glow of evil… :3

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I forgot we had bills so the repo man came. He stole Emily’s charging station and I put it back when he was done.

This is unrelated (kinda) but I was playing another game once where they were just starting out and didn’t have much. There was a ladder up to the second floor, which was just a shell with a bed. I didn’t notice until the wife went into labor that HE TOOK THE LADDER. HE STRANDED HER UPSTAIRS!! D8

Okay, rant over.

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Zirconium: So… getting bored with the legacy heiress bit?

Yttrium: Um… no?

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I thought a mood light would be cute around the table. So everyone could be happy and stuff. :3 I wasn’t sure precisely what color was which, but I thought that pink seemed happy.

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A little too happy…

Rhodium: What is this feeling, so sudden and new?

*hurriedly turns off lamp*

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Llama: So there’s a teen in the house now…

And one more coming, since you interrupted between birthdays. Vulture.

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… thanks, Palli.

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I think at some point when I was messing with my mods I got rid of the ‘no auto read to sleep’ one. Anyway, Emily chose the mechanics book to read.

Palladium: Since we’re best friends, it’s only right that I fix her if she breaks. 🙂

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She actually falls asleep after the story. 😀 That is, I’ve gathered, a rare occurrence in ISBIs.

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Ohey, Nervous.

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Oh wait. That’s nervous.

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And here’s Rhodium. Not pictured is that she came straight through that wall moments before.

I have better pictures of them later on with traits and stuff. Because like I said, heir poll.

The parents went on vacation a bit after this, so… enjoy?

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Technetium: Remember, always eat your fruits and vegetables. It’s why I carry a bowl of salad with me all the time.

Oh dear, Techie…

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I used Ruthenium’s teen interaction to possibly snag him a girl.

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Vaughn was not pleased with the situation.

Vaughn: Um, I have a boyfriend? And he’s not you.

Ruthenium: *puppy dog face*

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Ruthenium: But… you’re pretty…

Vaughn: Ew.

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Technetium: Maybe if I cover my face and do the problems by instinct, it’ll all be right! *shoves face in salad bowl*

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Skill books for bedtime stories.

Technetium: And that is the recipe for salad. *spills bowl into lap*

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Ruthenium: Tech, I’m not sure if my essay about an embarrassing moment will be good enough for the teacher…

Technetium: I’m sure you’re a great writer. Just let me have a snack and I’ll look over your essay. NOMNOMNOM.

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Ruthenium: It’s just that… I wrote it about the time Vaughn rejected me after I was forced to kiss her by the narrator…

Technetium: Um… *pat pat* there there?

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Palladium’s turning into a teen!

Rhodium: Ha ha! You don’t get to experience the first feelings of puberty until after your teen birthday!

Technetium: Time for school, guys. I’m sure leaving Palli home alone while she experiences her transition into teenhood won’t do anything to put her against us. She can navigate puberty on her own, no big.

I don’t count anything with the little orange circle thing. As I’ve seen it explained, that’s the player doing the action, like turning off the TV, and I can send any sim to the cake when playing as Yttrium. So I don’t count it.

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I saved my good picture of her for the poll, so for now you can wonder.

I’m assuming that all of these came from pranks, since I didn’t see anyone wet themselves, and Palli was making new puddles as she mopped.

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Ruthenium: Books! *little hologram hangs out around the speech bubble*

HOW?

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Ruthenium: BOOOKS!!

HOW IS THAT HOLAGRAM THERE?

Oh, good girl, Palli. :3

Ohey, guys…

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Technetium Mendeleev

Good, eco-friendly, artistic, athletic.

Thinks she should be heir because “I’m obviously the prettiest. Come on, guys.”

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Ruthenium Mendeleev

Excitable, slob, hates the outdoors, bookworm.

Thinks he should be heir because he feels that men are underrepresented in the sims.

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Rhodium Mendeleev

Absent-minded, star quality, inappropriate, artistic.

Thinks she should be heir because her hat and glasses combo is cool,  and she’d totally blog about being in an ISBI and get a billion followers.

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Palladium Mendeleev

Hates the outdoors, genius, artistic, evil.

Thinks she should be heir SO SHE CAN TAKE OVER THE WORLD.

I’ma just hold the heir poll here for now since it’s easier. : P

:Score:

Self Wetting : 7 -35
Fires: 4 -20
Electrocutions: 0
Passing Out : 8 -40
Failing School : 0
Accidental Deaths : (0)
Social Worker Visit : (0)
Game breakiness that’s my own fault : 1

Every Birth : (4) +20
Twins : (3) +30
Triplets : (0)
Fulfilling LTWs :  2 +80
NTH Spouse Reaching Top of Career : (0)
Every Honor Roll : 5 +25
Randomizing every LTW and trait for an entire generation : (0)
Not Using Spares Lifetime Happiness points for an entire generation : (0)
Every 100,000 simoleons earned : (0)
Painting of Torch Holder (2) + 10

TOTAL = 70… I think. : /

Robot Rights Violations

Tomorrow’s my birthday, so… um… I guess this is my last blog post before I turn 20? Unless I’m lazy and end up posting this tomorrow ’cause I got halfway through writing and was like screw it. Also, we’re on Generation 2 and I somehow used 25% of my space on the blog, so we gotta step it up, guys. (I’ll host pictures on another site or something after, I guess.)

(EDIT: WordPress is making me look like a liar by saying I published this tomorrow. But I was SO GOOD and I published it on the 5th I swear.)

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Emily’s new favorite hobby is scanning everyone in the house. Usually her plans fall through, though, due to routing failures or busy sims. Personally, I think everyone knows she plans on using whatever information she gets for the downfall of simanity.

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Technetium: Don’t worry, mom. There are plenty of other fish in the sea.

Yttrium: I don’t need any other fish in the sea. The only other fish I cared about is old now. : /

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Yttrium enjoys throwing herself into the laser instrument thing. She’s actually getting pretty high in her level. I don’t mind because it’s interesting to watch her. Is there an instrument really like this?

YESSS.

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I don’t remember if I took this to show that Nervous has no friends, or that Strontium is his coworker, or that Ruthie’s a B-list celebrity already.

Wait! Strontium was chaperoning a school trip! What, so I have to get fingerprinted every year and get background checks to go inside a school and watch teachers teach, but anyone who wants can be the only supervision of a class of kids on a field trip? He’s a criminal!

It would be funny if they had been at the police station.

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We got a photo booth and Yttrium makes me proud by not doing any repeat poses.

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Prom night! Vaughn and Techie get to go, and I kind of expect them to end up dating each other.

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Followed by their aunt, the paparazzi.

Niobium: I need a raise for this. : /

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I have no idea what Emily’s doing, but it reminds me of Ender’s Game. I’ve never actually read Ender’s Game or anything, but I saw a trailer for it where they replaced… whatever the Ender’s game was (Yahtzee?) with Candy Crush. And it looked like this. So there you go.

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Oh no! Technetium was refused a dance and she’ll spend the rest of the night by herself!

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LOLNO, gonna go straight to dancing with a guy named Richard. You sit upon a throne of lies, Technetium. A throne of lies.

Also, judging by the tired face in your moodlets, a throne of fails.

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Vaughn got a boyfriend. Romantic interest. Whatever.

I may make her break up with him to make children with someone else. I don’t know.

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Technetium made it to bed like a BOSS.

You win all the brownie points, love.

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Yttrium either got the potion or didn’t. I’m not sure. But ALL the Mendeleev girls are falling for Nervous! Except his kids, ’cause that’d be weird.

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Nervous: Maybe we could travel the world together someday?

Niobium: I can see the headlines… inside scoop on Yttrium and Nervous’ tragic falling out! … Nervous has affair with ex-wife’s sister! That’ll sell papers.

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Niobium: Now to play with their toy-making machine. :3

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Rhodium: I’m painting a picture about my traumas…

We did that already. Same painting.

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Nervous: WHY ARE YOU NOT IN SCHOOL?

Rhodium: D8

Nervous: I AM TAKING MY ANGER TOWARDS YOUR MOTHER OUT ON YOU.

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Yttrium: It’s alright, honey. Here, the pretty pictures will cheer you up.

Rhodium: How… how are you doing that? Should I be scared?

Did Emily start the conversion? D8

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Yesssss. Read the book you need for school. >8D

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I found out that Emily can project holograms, but she always gets angry whenever Yttrium asks. I keep bringing their relationship, but it’s NEVER high enough, apparently.

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Yttrium: Phase one is complete.

Operation Win Back Nervous is a go.

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D: Or maybe I should’ve kicked you out. FAIL.

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I found out the reason Emily gets mad.

Emily: Am I just a machine to you???

Yttrium: Um… yes?

Emily: And you wonder why I’m going to kill you all! *angst*

Yttrium: Um… can I see your trait chips for a second?

Emily: Sure.

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Yttrium: I feel kind of dirty… o_o

Hush, I wanna see the hologram. I know it’s kind of morally ambiguous to take out a robot’s sentience, but she was gonna kill everyone eventually.

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Yttrium: Ooh, my descendant!

So cool… bored now.

Bye Phil… PHIIILLL OF THE FUTURE!

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We smashed a glass bottle on his bare foot, so now he’s sure to love her again!

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Or not. : /

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Luckily, sims can’t refuse if you try to woohoo with them in public buildings.

… is city hall like the sims equivalent of roofies? o_o

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Yttrium: Oh, city hall had some ‘impressive’ sights alright. 😉

I don’t know you.

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But yay, I fixed it! They can’t go steady again that I’ve seen, but they like each other. Yay!

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Then since all the kids were out of diapers and no one had work or school, time for a trip to the museum.

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They mostly stared at art, so it was boring. Yttrium made out with Nervous, and then Techie and Ruthie talked about bikes. So there’s that.

:Score:

Self Wetting : 7 -35
Fires: 4 -20
Electrocutions: 0
Passing Out : 7 -35
Failing School : 0
Accidental Deaths : (0)
Social Worker Visit : (0)
Game breakiness that’s my own fault : 1

Every Birth : (4) +20
Twins : (3) +30
Triplets : (0)
Fulfilling LTWs :  2 +80
NTH Spouse Reaching Top of Career : (0)
Every Honor Roll : 5 +25
Randomizing every LTW and trait for an entire generation : (0)
Not Using Spares Lifetime Happiness points for an entire generation : (0)
Every 100,000 simoleons earned : (0)
Painting of Torch Holder (2) + 10

TOTAL = 75

Sit Back and Watch

 

Puppy Bowl. Puppy Bowl. Puppy Bowl! … I apologize.

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We have three toddlers in the house right now, two teens… and no adults, since they got a free vacation. So we got a babysitter. I was just watching as stuff was going on.

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Babysitter: I heard this family has a hot daughter, but I don’t see her…

Focus on the toddlers, please.

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I was hoping that Technetium would be able to make his acquaintance when she got home, but she passed out so he left before she could get back from school.

Fail.

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And Vaughn grew into a teen as well, but I only just now got a chance to give her a makeover. Her new trait is eccentric.

Vaughn: For some reason, I’m compelled to make robots.

D8 EMILY GOT TO YOU.

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The girls are actually pretty good at taking care of the tots with no input from me. Until it was time for birthdays, because then they failed.

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Ruthenium: I should’ve grown up about three times now. : /

Vaughn kept picking up one kid or the other and putting them in the crib, then taking them out because the game was like BIRTHDAY and she kept saying WAIT, NO. BEDTIME.

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Rhodium grew up, though. Her traits are now absent-minded, artistic, and star quality.

Rhodium: I’m ready for my closeup!

I think we might need another easel.

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Ruthenium finally FINALLY gets to age up. He’s a slob who hates the outdoors and is excitable. So I picked the bedhead hair, but it was late so I didn’t do anything with his clothes. Poor kid needs to sleep before school.

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:O Krypton!

Krypton: It’s very stressful being a ghost, you know.

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Laurel’s here too. :3

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Vaughn: Hey, where’s Ruthie?

Technetium: Ha ha. I think every legacy’s made that joke at least once…

Vaughn: No, I mean seriously.

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Ruthenium: Doo doo doo… school is for losers.

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Proof that the babysitters are skipping school. This kid has homework!

Palladium: As long as he feeds me.

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Check the teacher taking them out on the field trip.

Vaughn: D8 I get picked on just ’cause I’m the only one he’s not related to!

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Ruthenium: Day home is awesome!

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And another fail.

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Stop! STOPPPPPP! D8

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Thank you for breaking up the IF fest, Tech.

Technetium: Uh, Ruthie? I know this is embarrassing, but we gotta talk. See, there’s this rhyme you should remember. If you sprinkle when you tinkle…

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Technetium: And while we’re at it, let’s discuss vegetables.

Ruthenium: … can I go to bed? : /

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Late in the night, Palladium grows up!

Palladium: Yes! YESS! Guess who’s a genius!

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Palladium Mendeleev, evil, artistic genius. Who loves pink.

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Apparently, the free vacation didn’t smooth over relations.

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But I have a plan.

Yttrium: Um…

Hold on.

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Yttrium: Okay, that’s better.

The potion we wanted wasn’t there yet, so we’ll keep looking.

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Emily’s LTW got removed for some reason, and is now trying to convince me she wants to play sports.

Note that she’s best friends with the evil one.

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Nervous: I know that homework’s tough, but you have to do well to make lots of money.

Technetium: No, I don’t. My grades have nothing to do with how well I’ll do in a career.

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Technetium: And I could always just hunt for diamonds.

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Yttrium is very confused about the laser dance instrument thing.

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Technetium is confused by the shower.

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In other news, Young Jae Sung is now Old Jae Sung.

Yttrium: I got to him just in time. 😀

Hush. We’re trying to smooth things over with your husband. : /

:Score:

Self Wetting : 7 -35
Fires: 4 -20
Electrocutions: 0
Passing Out : 6 -30
Failing School : 0
Accidental Deaths : (0)
Social Worker Visit : (0)
Game breakiness that’s my own fault : 1

Every Birth : (4) +20
Twins : (3) +30
Triplets : (0)
Fulfilling LTWs :  2 +80
NTH Spouse Reaching Top of Career : (0)
Every Honor Roll : 5 +25
Randomizing every LTW and trait for an entire generation : (0)
Not Using Spares Lifetime Happiness points for an entire generation : (0)
Every 100,000 simoleons earned : (0)
Painting of Torch Holder (2) + 10

TOTAL = 80

It seemed like more fails when I was playing xD