Fairy Conspiracy

We’re so close, guys. ;_;

I’ll be honest I was kind of hoping when I opened the game to have some uneventful days that I could kind of speed through so I could get things wrapped up this chapter. I’m excited for a new legacy chapter and new challenge and new generation and controlling the whole house again.

But when have things ever been uneventful here.

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Terbium: Thules, did you break the laptop while randomly swinging a pillow through the house?

Thulium: No! And it’s not random, I’m trying to get Riley to leave the house. : /

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Saturday was our outing, so everyone went to a movie.

They saw the thing about sharks on land and everyone loved it but Erbium.

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Also Holly Alto and Tori Kimura are apparently dating.

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Thulium: My favorite part of the movie was escaping the infinite void of the theater.

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Ytterbium went out in the dumpsters after the movie. So I guess the cleancore thing is over now.

Ytterbium: The new aesthetic is upcycling.

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And Lutetium went to the back of the theater to eat a nice, healthy asphalt mushroom.

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My favorite part is that she holds it like a friggin’ cigarette.

Then a bunch of them went home and I sent the people who hadn’t left the group to the pool.

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Erbium: Dammit, Lu. Your ‘haunted shitstain’ story is not scary, no matter how many times you tell it.

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June: Oh dear. Now I can’t confess to Terbium about my affair with her husband. : I

I honestly was expecting Europium would go first.

And wasn’t really expecting anyone to die between now and the end of the ISBI. o_o

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Death: June Mende– shit I broke my scythe.

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June: *laughs*

Death: Please this is serious.

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June: Please, Death! I can’t die while the TV is still broken!

Death: That is… by far the worst excuse I’ve ever heard. Get in the damn urn.

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Europium: Shit, I just sensed that my wife died across town. ;_;

Terbium: Really? I don’t feel anything.

Darlene: Wow, this is awkward. ._.

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Europium: To reunite with my wife, I’ll set fire to our house and bring this whole family down in a blaze of glory…

Terbium: Like hell you are.

Europium: … should not have said that out loud.

Europium was so upset that he stayed at the pool while most everyone else went home, so I went back and checked on him later.

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Only to find this.

Europium: Haven’t enough people died? ;_;

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Death: Busy night.

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Poolparazzi: The Mendeleevs were spotted at the pool late last night…

Mick: … shouldn’t you be writing about the girl who just drowned?

Poolparazzi: …and Mick Mendeleev, neé Situp, was dressed very nicely in…

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Death: Darlene Bunch… your life is unfortunate and makes me lol. You get to live.

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Darlene: … why can’t I rest. ;_;

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Poolparazzi: Hm… this is good… but not as good as the Mendeleev pool.

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Europium is apparently trying to reunite with his wife.

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Terbium: First of all, Milton, you’re poolparazzi. The only reason I haven’t drowned you is because it’d be too much effort to get you into the house, into the pool, and then put a fence around said pool with you in it. Second of all, you wrote a fashion piece about my husband while a girl was dying and being resurrected by Death himself right next to you. You’re a shit reporter. So no, I won’t date you.

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These are the faces that Thulium makes when she sees Riley.

… it’s not even that they have a low relationship. But she does not like Riley.

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Lutetium’s been playing on the piano and she’s actually getting pretty skilled.

Europium: We have some great kids in this family.

Mick: Yeah…

Terbium: I’m gonna pour ladybugs down the back of her shirt when she’s done.

Terbium… you’re in a bikini… where are you keeping the ladybugs…

I took her to the gym to save Lutetium. And also because Terbium’s agent wanted her to work out or something.

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Agnes: *immediately pulls Terbium off of the treadmill for an autograph*

Judy: *swoops in to steal treadmill*

What kind of fairy conspiracy.

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Judy couldn’t get changed into athletic clothes fast enough, though, so we stole the treadmill right back.

Judy: Well, it was worth a shot.

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While waiting for the girls to show up for school I got distracted by the person (?) in that corner over there.

And then checked back to see that all but one of the teens had decided to skip school.
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…and Lutetium had decided to run to the field trip at the theater rather than taking the bus.

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Wait… but.

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She’s not there?

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… no you didn’t???

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Thulium: Quick, Ytterbium! We can’t miss our field trip!

It’s already over????

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After (probably) finding no one at the theater, they returned home for Thulium’s birthday.

Thulium: I’m an adult now! Yay!

Ytterbium: … you do realize they scheduled prom to be tomorrow, right? So you can’t go?

Thulium: … well shit.

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Thulium’s final trait is supernatural skeptic.

Thulium: So shut the fuck up, Riley. I don’t believe in you anymore.

Riley’s birthday borked the game so I won’t have pictures of Thulium’s makeover until next chapter. Which will also include prom, and possibly the end of an era??

Thanks for stopping by!

SCORE:

Self Wetting : 18 -140
Fires: 5 -25
Electrocutions: 3 -15
Passing Out : 46 -230
Failing School : … shoot probably a lot actually ;_;
Accidental Deaths : (0)
Social Worker Visit : (0)
Game breakiness that’s my own fault : 2

Every Birth : 16 +80
Twins : (8) +80
Triplets : (1) +20
Fulfilling LTWs : 7 +280
NTH Spouse Reaching Top of Career : (0)
Every Honor Roll : 9 +45
Every 100,000 simoleons earned : 1 +20
Painting of Torch Holder (4) + 20

TOTAL = 130 minus something

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