I is forgetful

Hey, guys! I’ve been busy with school and work, but I have a bit more free time and feel more like simming and writing than I did a little while ago, so it’s time for another installment of the Mendeleevs!

I feel like every year I’m like ‘Yes! Summer! Now I have more time for sims!’ and then I never have more time than I did when I was actually in school. : /

Screen Shot 2015-06-04 at 8.32.10 PMSo THIS is why Barium keeps being further from his birthday than I can remember. Cheater!

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I can’t remember who is supposed to be TH on what day anymore, but screw it. It doesn’t matter too much as long as I only control one at a time. : P

You wanna go home, Barium?

Barium: I’m reading.

I… think… I can control you? I say go home.

Barium: Dammit.

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Guys tossing the pigskin around. I guess.

Why did I take these pictures? I can’t remember anymore. : /

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I didn’t even take these that long ago. I should at least have some idea about what caption I wanted to write.

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Neo: Don’t you want to better yourself with reading, Dad?

Barium: Sh. Home shopping network.

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Promethium: Marriage, amirite?

I have no idea where this came from.

Then I remembered that I had been trying to have our outing the last time I played, but graduation interrupted it. I had the BRILLIANT idea to have it at the library.

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Neo: Books.

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Absolutely everyone: Books.

: / Great idea, me.

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Samarium: Well, I’m doing homework!

Good job, Sam.

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And again I have no idea what’s going on.

I think we’re back in the house, though.

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Cerium: Excuse me while I peer out this window and contemplate life.

Okay then, I dunno what’s goin’ on. *shrug*

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Promethium: I can’t get out because Neo’s mopping.

Neo: Who the hell dropped trash in here?

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Guys, I’m Cerium’s boss!

I mean, she IMMEDIATELY got promoted to be above me after I noticed this, but I’m still her boss!

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Yay, floating mop!

I love imaginary friends pulling their imaginary weight around here.

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Sam: I’m not going to school today because I’m tired.


I care more about her passing out than her schooling, tbh. She can miss a day.

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Patches Rags Whatever: I’m just gonna eat this cuppy-cake and watch you creepily.

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Wren’s cute and old, and Barium’s gonna be old too!

Wren: I love you. : 3

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Let’s continue this romance in the bathroom!

Neo: Pretending I’m not seeing this.

Someone’s gotta fix this sink. : /

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Wait, what.

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Barium: … but I didn’t get arrested. I was just having wrinkly woohoo. : /

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About to be even more wrinkly!

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Barium: I still got it.

So I’m pretty sure this is the first time I’m having a torch-holder be an elder for any significant amount of time.

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Zombies came.

This picture is too damn dark to see anything. : /

Zombie: Well, time for my beauty sleep.

Moving on.

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Cerium couldn’t make waffles and I couldn’t figure out why until we checked the stove.

This Key Lime Pie was being baked for I don’t even KNOW how long…

Cerium: How did we not all die in a horrible fire?

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Aaaaand bowl hand. Lovely.

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Sam: I love you… whatever your name is!

Europium: Stop hugging the air and go get changed into mourning clothes. The dishwasher’s broken and that means someone’s going to die.

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Nice knowing you, Cerium.

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Cerium fixed it no problem.

Cerium: Weird obsession with chemistry will always beat weird obsession with a children’s game.

Please don’t start shit with the other Sabrina.

Cerium: Shut up I’ll start shit where I want.

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Impromptu music performance in the bedroom!

Sam: … can I go to sleep now?


Self Wetting : 15 -125
Fires: 4 -20
Electrocutions: 3 -15
Passing Out : 35 -175
Failing School : 0
Accidental Deaths : (0)
Social Worker Visit : (0)
Game breakiness that’s my own fault : 2

Every Birth : 14 +70
Twins : (5) +50
Triplets : (1) +20
Fulfilling LTWs : 6 +240
NTH Spouse Reaching Top of Career : (0)
Every Honor Roll : 9 +45
Every 100,000 simoleons earned : 1 +20
Painting of Torch Holder (4) + 20

TOTAL = 125