I keep trying to set it so the elders sleep in their room rather than Palladium’s, but no matter what I do I seem to find one of them sleeping in the pink bed.
Yttrium: I’m not an elder. : (
You will be, love.
Palladium: Maybe I should be working on my painting…
Yttrium: Person person minus. : /
I might be able to get Yttrium to paint it if her level is high enough as an elder, but Palladium is artistic…
Palladium: You already showed them that I’m pregnant. : /
I read that UL gives new quick meals, so I had to get a microwave and try some. One of the foods is ramen, but I’m in college and eat that like 3 times a day (not really) so I went with popcorn instead. Plus I wanted to see if the popcorn would ‘pop’.
I’m pretty sure it didn’t. And that putting popcorn into a bowl before popping it would result in popcorn EVERYWHERE.
Palladium eats popcorn with a spoon.
Palladium: Don’t make fun of me just because the game code people screwed up.
Then I send Palladium to a bar for reasons I’m not quite sure of. I think I just wanted to pop her in the motive mobile so she would skill more rather than passing out. Then I got her a sketch pad.
But the real point of this is baby abandoned on the floor of the bar.
Palladium: *sketches bar baby* I need to catch the despair in his eyes.
Baby: Yo, if I gotta be layin’ here, can’t I at least get a cocktail?
Palladium: This baby just got, like, three times more interesting.
Why’d you move?
Palladium: So when you took a screenshot my body would block the screaming baby… which I have nothing to do with.
Of course you don’t.
Palli is a lovely artist.
Palladium: I want a caaaatttt.
Sure, we can get a cat. As long as you’d rather have a cat than be able to move or live or anything.
I was going though my uncontrollables’ inventories to see what could be sold. Nervous has 4 of those graveyard pictures, for some reason.
And he got a promotion
Nervous: Check and mate! My daughter is not going to outdo me.
*cough* Yes she is. *cough*
Palladium wanted to hang out with her baby daddy, and he threw a party right after, so why not? Even if it is a swim party without anywhere to swim.
Palladium: Where’s Mitchell?
Palladium: … seriously?
He comes fashionably late to his own party. I wish sims would stay in their homes when they’re having a party there. For serious.
Palladium: Aren’t you, like, engaged or something?
Mitchell: Yeah, why?
Palladium: … no reason.
Bow chicka wow wow?
Ellie would be proud.
And then the baby came.
Palladium: D8 I want spaghetttiiiiiiii!
Yeah, don’t use the motive mobile to go to the hospital. Or even the taxi. : /
Palladium: I have to prove what a BAMF I am.
You know how all the sim parents want to snuggle or play with their new babies? Or even hold them? Palladium wants to text her new daughter.
I don’t remember Silver’s traits at the moment. She likes lavender, though.
Palladium: I got a baby… now let me get out of the horror of the outdoors.
Palladium: Hello baby. :3
I try to invite Mitchell over, but he stays outside and gets sketched.
Yttrium: I’m sorry you didn’t get to see your daddy, Silver. *coo*
Silver: GRANDMA STOP SMOTHERING MEEEE! D8
What’s wrong, Palli?
Palladium: I had a kid out of wedlock so the entire town hates me now.
Oh, right. Completely forgot about that little gem of the celebrity system. : / Palladium can be a criminal, and there’s a guy in town who kidnapped someone, going by the family description, but heaven forbid Palladium has a baby out of wedlock! THE HORROR.
You’d think the people of Midnight Hollow, at least, being so dark and alternative, wouldn’t care.
I’m opted out of celebrity system, and have been for who even knows how long, too! : ( I wish there was an option to drop off the face of the earth or something. I’m sure there were some celebrities from maybe ten-twenty years ago that no one cares about anymore.
So in order to get Palladium pregnant, as the entire town pretty much hates her excluding Mitchell and a few family members, I send Palladium to China.
Palladium: It’s kind of a tradition in this family.
This guy’s name is Bao or something. No idea what his last name was, but they were attracted and Palladium was able to befriend him quickly thanks to her charisma skill.
Going in for the kill!
Palladium: And gaining some more skill, too! : D
And then Palladium gets impregnated with… um… Cadmium? And hopefully more than that, because I want to have a big-ish generation without keeping Palli away from her LTW too much. Plus I realized that we’re pretty close to the Lanthanides at this point. Pretty exciting stuff.
Afterwards, Palladium sketches Bao naked. You don’t actually get to keep the sketch, booooo. I get that sims can’t show that stuff, but I think it would be hilarious if it was, like, a sketch of a generic person with a HUGE box to cover the whole body, like the pixelated censor boxes that actually cover the sims. They already paint plumbobs, why not be even MORE aware that they’re in a game?
Bao won against Palladium 2-1, even though I think Palladium’s a higher belt than him?
Palladium: I went easy on him.
This is to show Palladium’s various love interests, all in different worlds. I doubt that Bao will ever be able to come to Midnight Hollow because of the visitor glitch that Paul brought on. Also, Emily still exists even though I uninstalled Future in favor of SP?
Also, Palladium has the ‘manipulator’ reputation now.
Today I learned that the ‘sketch’ option is not a valid replacement of painting portraits. Although her eyes stand out crazy well compared to everything else in the picture.
Zhan: … do I know you?
In an alternate timeline, yes!
So of course I had to send Palladium over to meet him…
No! Bad incest!
Palladium: I’m pretty sure it’s less incestuous than Mom and Dad. More distance between us.
Ew, no. Zhan’s not going to be a father for this generation.
Palladium: He’s an asshole anyway. : /
So Shing is dating Adaeze, the mother of Mulan, in this save. And Zhan is dating Biyu, who is the woman that Mulan was randomly staying with after Adaeze died. This is happening while I’m half-focused on reading over the first generation of the Mendeleevs again. Coincidence? Probably.
Haha, Zhan is broke.
Bookseller Guy: So am I! I don’t care if you’re my friend, but please buy a book!
Palladium randomly fought a lady at base camp and won. And then befriended her. And then someone started spreading a rumor in China and all of the friends that Palli made went back down to not friends, and then I was angry because WHAT THE HELL GAME SHE CAN’T EVEN COUNTER THAT THERE IS NO CITY HALL.
Palladium: I didn’t even do it this time!
I am not letting Palli meet Shing because if she’s attracted to both of her ancestors I would die.
Also, Zhan broke up with Biyu and he has a baby on the way because of course he does. For those not in the know, the game made it so Zhan had TWO babies in travel worlds while married to my founder.
Not even death will keep Nervous from flirting with Laurel. : /
Nervous: Hey bb.
Self Wetting : 9 -45
Fires: 4 -20
Electrocutions: 2 -10
Passing Out : 12 -60
Failing School : 0
Accidental Deaths : (0)
Social Worker Visit : (0)
Game breakiness that’s my own fault : 1
Every Birth : (5) +25
Twins : (3) +30
Triplets : (0)
Fulfilling LTWs : 2 +80
NTH Spouse Reaching Top of Career : (0)
Every Honor Roll : 6 +30
Every 100,000 simoleons earned : (0)
Painting of Torch Holder (2) + 10
TOTAL = 40