Welcome to another
wonderful episode of the Mendeleev ISBI. Last time, we had an heir poll, and Yttrium won by the only three two votes. With one vote for Zirconium. Yay!
Anyway, let’s see what they’re up to. : P
Rubidium: I can’t get into the bathroom because there’s a door in the way!
Yttrium: I’m gonna bash it open with a frying pan.
So just usual stuff, it seems.
Krypton begins discovering stars, so we shall name it after a distinguished person in Sims history. Or Leroy Secksie. Whatever.
Slow clap for Laurel and her inability to keep her job, everyone.
Slow clap for Zirconium and her FAIL.
There are many more where this came from, folks. Oh so many.
And then Rubidium decided to hop out of bed to check it out, while she’s exhausted too. I was worried that she’d pass out on the ground, but she just went to another bed.
Oh, hey, the Baudelaire wannabe came home with the kids!
Molybdenum: Why are you doing homework on the floor?
Not-Klaus: As an orphan with a horrible guardian who is not Count Olaf, I must bear many hardships. Even when they are self-imposed.
Yttrium fails at working out while Laurel does… what Laurel always does.
I have to try to make another portrait of our dear founder. The old one got left behind.
Another star named after a prestigious legacy founder!
Ellie: You name *my* star second?
Hush. You’re dead and not even in this town.
Strontium: How do you feel about being the next torch holder of the legacy?
How do you feel that you should BOTH be going to bed right now??
Whole house asleep! Simming ninja!
NO KRYPTON. NO. *squirts with water*
There is no way that is ever happening ever.
Rubidium and… one of the kids who wishes to confuse me by dressing like that… have a conversation about music right after Ruby chewed them out.
And Zirconium’s just in the background being awesome and cleaning the dishes.
Zirconium: But I wanted to play on the teeter totter!
Don’t do it! It’s a portal to Hell!
Satan: *evil laughter*
Krypton had an opportunity to talk about logic with someone, or something, and he convinced the guy before he’d even rendered! Then he jumped super far on his logic skill bar.
Then, because I promised myself, I sent the family out to a park for an outing. It was pretty boring though because there wasn’t anything for them to do at the park. Just a little shack they tried to play sardines in. : /
Then Zirc and Yttrium met this girl who is named Seema or something.
Krypton and Laurel were autonomously cute…
Zirconium: FISH. I smell like them.
Maybe if you showered…
Then I was bored and sent them back home.
Where Laurel promptly peed herself.
Niobium, I love you, and I appreciate what you’re doing… but can you wait until after everyone who needs to pee gets a turn to do so?
I wasn’t sure what to name this star, so I thought why not.
Niobium: Just cleaning Mom’s pee, no big deal…
I love you. Why are you not torch holder.
Niobium: Because I wanna get out of the house and NOT clean pee.
I think Laurel spent a couple hours just standing by the teeter totter, despite her hates the outdoors trait.
Niagara Falls! How did you do this just brushing your teeth, Krypton?
I call this one ‘Father of Dragons’.
Alternate title: Teeter Totter Troubles.
Zirconium: I know of your evil, teeter totter. I know you’re in league with Satan!
Way to go, Strontium. Way. To. Go.
And then Yttrium followed his lead.
Yttrium: Funny, isn’t it? I mean, I’m right by the toilet…
Not funny. Pathetic.
Maybe a little funny.
Yttrium: Did I really just do that?
Yes, you did, and that face is lovely. I then clicked around wanting to see if any of the other kids were being particularly photogenic, because why not, and…
Zirconium: Shut up, Mr. Fridge! I can eat what I want!
They do not disappoint.
Officially ran out of star names.
Why are you being a weirdo and sitting on the teeter totter by yourself?
And then not by himself! With Yttrium. I thought it was, like, symbolic, like he was teeter tottering the TH-ness to her or something… it was early, I’m not sure what I was thinking.
He then ditches his daughter for hugs from his wife. What’s Zirconium doing through the window?
Not using the toilet, and peeing herself right in the bathroom. Of course.
Krypton found this huge meteor while looking through the telescope. We’re not keeping it because it’s worth 28,000! Rebuild imminent when Yttrium takes over!
Look who actually decided to go to work today!!!
And who decided not to go to school.
Zirconium: I DENOUNCE THEE, GATE! WHY MUST THOU HINDER ME SO???
And then Rubidium’s also skipping school so she can be a creeper.
Then Zirconium does what one should NOT do when skipping school, return home while her father is still in the house.
Zirconium: But I was hungry.
Zirconium decides to clean the shower, which was what I was going to have Krypton do next. She beat him to it.
And he lets her off the hook all on his own.
Mo got honor roll!
So did Niobium! Forgive that Mo is selected, rather than Krypton. I got the pop up and for some reason thought that I’d find him doing something interesting to commemorate it or something. Didn’t they bring you their grades in Sims 2 or somthing?
Oh, looks like Mo’s best friends with Not-Klaus.
Yttrium keeps working out. I found out later, when going through moodlets to see who pulled a prank, that she made honor roll too. So that’s three kids! Score!
Then I realized that I’d had aging off from one of my other game saves, so I figured that Rubidium at least deserved a cake.
jAnd a fire. Obviously.
Kind of my fault for not making sure she was done with the stove before calling her to the cake.
So Rubidium grows into a young adult more unnoticed than she would have been without the cake. And I forget what her last trait was. Exchange says it’s artistic.
She’s absolutely beautiful, but I’m glad she didn’t get to be TH, because Krypton still has stuff he has to do.
Rubidium immediately turns into her mother. : /
Except I used her YA interaction to sign her up for military, which she wants to top. I’ll move her out with her brother or something.
Self Wetting : 5 -25
Fires: 2 -10
Passing Out : 3 -15
Failing School : 0
Accidental Deaths : (0)
Social Worker Visit : (0)
Game breakiness that’s my own fault : 1
Every Birth : (2) +10
Twins : (2) +20
Triplets : (0)
Fulfilling LTWs : (0)
NTH Spouse Reaching Top of Career : (0)
Every Honor Roll : 3 +15
Randomizing every LTW and trait for an entire generation : (0)
Not Using Spares Lifetime Happiness points for an entire generation : (0)
Every 100,000 simoleons earned : (0)
Painting of Torch Holder (1) + 5
TOTAL = 0