Return of the Brows

Who put the elements in their place?
MENDELEEV!

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… are you supposed to be doing something, Europium?

Europium: I… don’t know what you could be getting at.

Your job?

Europium: …. ohhhHHHHHHH.

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June started teaching one of the kids to walk autonomously. Good job, June.

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Gadolinium: *is a cute little shit*

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Hey Yttrium! I had no idea any of the ghosts were even out!

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Europium had more work to do the next day, except the one guy never showed up. Instead, this woman who might be his ex or something heart-farted.

Fairy: I mean, he ordered a ‘single sim wardrobe’ from you, so if we were dating, we aren’t now.

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Turns out the guy was stuck on the sidewalk.

Hey Cecil!

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Europium: Now you can stand on the sidewalk for all eternity in style.

The picture’s dark, but I figured I could take another one when the sun was up. It wasn’t like he was going anywhere, right?

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Apparently he was. : I

Guy: I’ma have to cancel our appointment.

Twelve hours after you were supposed to meet us.

Guy: *casually walks away as if he hadn’t been stranded all day*

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There was still work the next day, but I didn’t send Europium out because we had FOUR birthdays to do.

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Terbium is now an evil slob who wakes up at the drop of a pin.

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THE EYEBROWS LIVE ON.

Gadolinium gained hydrophobic to go along with… whatever he had before. : /

Gadolinium: … sure, but you remember HER traits.

She’s an evil sim and I was putting in an effort to make her look slobby. It’s a miracle when I even remember the new traits, kid.

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Dysprosium was next. No new traits or anything.

Her eyebrows also look like they carry the angry gene.

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Holmium didn’t even make it downstairs.

Dem eyes, tho.

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FAIL.

I don’t really blame June, though. Four infant/toddlers having birthdays is brutal.

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Yeah, just… float through a sleeping guy.

We need a lesson on ghost etiquette in this house.

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Isn’t today your first day of school?

Terbium: Nope. Sunday.

… so it is.

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Which means it’s time for a family outing.

There are a LOT of sandcastles here. I thought Terbium would smash them.

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Terbium: Smash someone else’s hard work? I’d never! I’m just playing nicely with my dollie.

You can’t fool me; I know what traits you have.

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And now there are rumors that Europium was arrested. We’ll probably have to deal with those sometime.

Not right now, though.

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Aw, what a nice family picnic.

Almost makes you forget about…

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Holmium: WAHHHH! WANNA DOLLIE TOO!

Gadolinium looks pissed.

Gadolinium: … this is my normal face. 😡

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Terbium: … I didn’t think this all the way through.

Don’t worry, Gads is on his way to play with you.

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… or not.

Gadolinium: Grampa, the playground’s for kids!

Arnold: You snooze, you lose. Sucker.

SCORE:

Self Wetting : 16 -130
Fires: 4 -20
Electrocutions: 3 -15
Passing Out : 39 -195
Failing School : 0
Accidental Deaths : (0)
Social Worker Visit : (0)
Game breakiness that’s my own fault : 2

Every Birth : 14 +70
Twins : (7) +70
Triplets : (1) +20
Fulfilling LTWs : 6 +240
NTH Spouse Reaching Top of Career : (0)
Every Honor Roll : 9 +45
Every 100,000 simoleons earned : 1 +20
Painting of Torch Holder (4) + 20

TOTAL = 120

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