The Plumbot Uprising

Welcome back to the Mendeleev ISBI, where…

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Um… Houston? We have a problem.

Yttrium: Don’t make crappy jokes when I’m DYING! D8

Don’t you want to see what happens? Where’s your scientific curiosity?

Yttrium: Um, NO!

… I feel like the time paradox thing should only happen if you’re a future sim or related to one…

Yttrium: Stop nit-picking and SAVE ME.

*sigh* *sends her to hospital*

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Oops, Yttrium’s dead. Here’s our new TH.

Yttrium: Not funny.

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Nah, here she is! Safe and sound, playing with Vaughn.

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Then she made a teddy bear.

Mr. Bear: You’re new in town. Prepare to be abandoned and unloved. No one plays with us.

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Vaughn: Anyway, Tricia doesn’t even know. Class president is a joke title. She’s just a figurehead for the teacher, you know?

Technetium: Um… sure. Yeah, you’re so right.

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You may have noticed that Yttrium had the wish to woohoo her husband. She’s had that for a while now. So of course Nervous decides to stay late after work (he was ALREADY working late that day, too) and read a book in his graduation robes.

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Palladium: Hey, you’re that lady I see around sometimes. : /

Yttrium: Who’s a cute baby? You are! YOU won’t brush me off for work! 😀

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Technetium: I’ll just ignore the bubbling family tension and work on painting. Maybe when I’m an adult I can be a troubled artist and sell my work.

You can’t even mix convincing skin colors. : /

Technetium: She’s fuchsia, representing confidence, assurance, and a nurturing love. All lacking in my life right now.

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Get robo maids, guys. They teach skills to toddlers. Although I think this means that Rhodium’s gonna grow up bilingual in English and binary. Or English and R2-D2.

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Yttrium: Quick, my love! To the shower!

Nervous: Oops, work.

Yttrium: I am displeased.

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So when a guy Yttrium had found attractive before calls her out on a date, I may have clicked the ‘yes’ button for her…

Yttrium: OFF the phone. I am not gonna be ignored by you too. : /

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Just a quick fling and then when Nervous comes home she can fulfill that want. EASY PEASY.

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Vaughn: So have you noticed that the ghosts aren’t coming out? Probably ’cause you’re ugly.

Technetium: *snicker* … hey…

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I underestimated the reputation system. And the fact that Yttrium’s a celebrity for some reason. : /

Nervous: How could you! D8

Yttrium: I was weak! I needed a man who doesn’t wear his graduation robes everywhere! D8

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… eh, why not? Not like this can get messed up any more. And it’s not like Nervous wasn’t dating two sisters at once before… I mean, he would have been if he’d actually showed up those times.

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Yttrium follows him.

Yttrium: Okay, I got alcohol in my system, so nerves aren’t gonna stop me from kissing you and rekindling our love.

Nervous: I’m just gonna route fail until I have to go to work.

Yttrium: YOU JUST CAME HOME!

Nervous: I got a promotion. : /

Zirconium: … this date turned out way different than I imagined, and in all the right ways. *wishes for popcorn*

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And then it was Yttrium’s birthday, which I forgot.

Yttrium: Happy birthday to me, pole! You’re my only friend.

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Yttrium: I grew out my hair, to look more mature.

I’ll allow it.

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Yttrium: Look, mommy got a makeover.

Palladium: Woman, I see you little enough as it is. Now you confound me with disguises?

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Yttrium: That holo-thing is really cool, actually.

Technetium: I know, right? I should probably care more about my hungry sister, but this llama-petting app is way more important. I didn’t know that Emily did holograms!

On a completely unrelated note, did you know you can just go up to plumbots in the future and steal their personality chips for your own selfish needs?

Emily: Yes… distract them with shiny… >8D

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After work, Nervous went to the beach. And swam. And swam. And swam. I think he was trying to drown himself.

… that’s not even a joke. Like, I seriously thought he was gonna end it. : (

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Yttrium: Ignoring husband to eat yogurt that TV says I need.

Tried to find a picture where the yogurt has to tell the body where poop goes and there are arrows and stuff. Instead I found this pic from a Japanese commercial. O_o

I needed to share it. It compelled me with its dark will.

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Yttrium: So… gardening? That’s sexy, right? Historically, gardening if prelude to woohoo.

Nervous: Trying to swim until I die is exhausting. I think I’m gonna go to bed. : /

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QUICK! LIGHTEN THE MOOD WITH FUTURE SHOWER!!!

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GUYS. Did you know you could woohoo in a jetpack? I did not.

Technetium: Why did you have to be on me for that announcement? D:

Because it’s your birthday.

Technetium: Oh. Yay me.

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She’s pretty. :3

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As full of beauty as she is empty of common sense. It is, like, 2 AM, you have school tomorrow, and you DON’T EVEN HAVE THE ATHLETIC TRAIT.

Technetium: Yes I do. I just got that trait.

Oh… my other points still stand.

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Along with points that still stand, remember how I said Emily is scary and possibly evil? LOOK AT THE TOY SHE MADE.

LOOK WHAT IT’S CALLED.

Disregard Yttrium being pummeled by her spouse.

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Yeah… apparently Nervous is done putting up with Yttrium’s crap.

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I love how neutral their faces are afterwards. : /

Nervous won, by the way.

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Then he has another date with Zirconium.

Nervous: So we’re enemies now. 🙂

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Yttrium deals with her midlife crisis/loss of husband (I had them break up since he kind of beat her up) by kissing the robot.

By that I mean that I found the ‘romantic’ actions with Emily and thought that human love would stop her from trying to kill all biological lifeforms.

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She didn’t like it, and the next thing I know Yttrium tries to turn off Emily.

EMILY ZAPS THE HELL OUT OF HER.

SOMEONE FORGOT THE LAWS OF ROBOTICS MAKING THESE THINGS. SIMANITY IS DOOMED.

Points? 🙂

:Score:

Self Wetting : 7 -35
Fires: 4 -20
Electrocutions: 0
Passing Out : 4 -20
Failing School : 0
Accidental Deaths : (0)
Social Worker Visit : (0)
Game breakiness that’s my own fault : 1

Every Birth : (4) +20
Twins : (3) +30
Triplets : (0)
Fulfilling LTWs :  2 +80
NTH Spouse Reaching Top of Career : (0)
Every Honor Roll : 5 +25
Randomizing every LTW and trait for an entire generation : (0)
Not Using Spares Lifetime Happiness points for an entire generation : (0)
Every 100,000 simoleons earned : (0)
Painting of Torch Holder (2) + 10

TOTAL = 90

Lots of fails next time, though. 😉 And I remember that I promised to take the family on outings; we’ll do that once the toddlers can walk and actually do things.

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Are You My Mommy?

So I realized today that a momentous occasion passed without being recognized… as far as I can tell with my trusty Periodic Table poster, Technetium is our first radioactive child!

Welcome to the new age, to the new age…

Or do we prefer Marina and the Diamonds?

My heart is nuclear, love is all that I feeeeeear~!

Okay, back to the idiots.

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The twins had a birthday! So we get to see what Ruthenium looks like. I’m seeing a lot of Nervous Subject at the moment. I’m not entirely sure where the eyes are from, though.

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Rhodium also grew into the terrible twos. Off the top of my head, I’m thinking she got Mommy’s eyes and Grandma Olive’s hair. I’m not sure if Olive has black tips but she’s the only way I can see the baby being born with white hair. Looks like it in the picture, though. The black tips on Olive.

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Why did I take this?

Yttrium: Hell if I know.

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Time to play with the jet pack! Why? Because JET PACK!!

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She crashed, and then I remembered you can die from these things and got nervous. So I sent her home.

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Emily: Good night, small human. I shall care for you while your mother recklessly risks her life.

Rhodium: Mama!

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Hey, the children are starting to think the robot maid is their mother instead of you.

Yttrium: That’s nice. I’m working on a new wine recipe. I mean juice. Yeah.

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My god does Palladium take after her daddy. Except for the hair and eyes, of course. If I was paying for a baby, I was gonna get my money’s worth and get the whole ‘genetically modified’ deal to go along with it. It’s nice to know we’ve unlocked the gene for teal hair in the future.

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Rhodium: I LOVE MOMMY!

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Uh… Yttrium?

Yttrium: Nervous is performing on the cool light show thing! He sucks at it, but whatever, it looks cool.

Okay… I won’t bother you then.

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Emily: I am programmed to change a child’s dirty diaper before too much time elapses… but I am also programmed not to interrupt a human who is otherwise busy… I must deliberate on which of these commands to follow…

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Someone left Rhodium stranded in the high chair. At least she still looks happy and I’m not hearing her screaming. Emily rescues the child before the situation gets dire, because of course she does. Emily rocks. And might be against the rules of the ISBI on some level. Like, the spiritual level? I’ll kick her out with the kids when it’s time for them to leave home.

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Vaughn skipped school. I’m not even sure if she’s ever been, or even enrolled, but she spends the time home (sort of) alone doing homework.

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So I locked in surrounded by friends ’cause the empty LTW looked sad and, hey, maybe she could achieve it on her own somehow. Then she rolled a subsequent wish (didn’t even know that was possible) for THIS: EMPEROR OF EVIL.

HOLY SHIT.

THE ROBOTS ARE UPRISING. THEY WANT TO RULE THE WORLD.

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HER EYES ARE SCARY NOW.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT SONIC SCREWDRIVER?

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Let’s ignore the evil robot for now, since I used some LTH points for Yttrium to buy a time remote so we can play around with the timestream without needing to do anything!

Yttrium: My life is so freaking easy. You set this to Utopia?

Yup.

Yttrium: It looks kinda ominous.

Just jump in the time portal like a good girl.

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Yttrium: Hey, I look cool coming out this thing. Snap a picture.

Done and done.

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Yttrium: I thought you said Utopia.

Um… so maybe I was thinking of the Doctor Who episode…

I couldn’t find a good picture of how crummy the world looked to live in, so here’s a bug girl.

Yttrium: I hate you.

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Yttrium: I really hate you.

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:O TRASH!

GO PLAY IN IT.

Yttrium: Eurgh.

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Ohay, a Mendeleev.

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Wait, what? … after extensive research* I have come to find that Jaime Bannister is indeed a pre-made sim, rather than some random name they gave. I’m not sure how much of an homage is his to Jaime LANNISTER, though, since his wife doesn’t seem to be his sister (he’s an only child) and he doesn’t have a bratty son named, like, Geoffrey or something.

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I MADE YTTRIUM GO DOWN A HOLE.

… I probably shouldn’t be so reckless with my TH.

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D8 I REALLY shouldn’t be so reckless with my TH!

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Yttrium ended up getting a raincloud hanging above her head, which was a lot more comedic than I had assumed. What with the FLAMES SHOOTING OUT and all.

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This poor robot fell into the hole.

Haha, robot. Haha.

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I made Yttrium try that one, too. You’re glowing, dear. Positively radiant.

Yttrium: Thank you. ^_^

*snerk*

:Score:

Self Wetting : 7 -35
Fires: 4 -20
Electrocutions: 0
Passing Out : 4 -20
Failing School : 0
Accidental Deaths : (0)
Social Worker Visit : (0)
Game breakiness that’s my own fault : 1

Every Birth : (4) +20
Twins : (3) +30
Triplets : (0)
Fulfilling LTWs :  2 +80
NTH Spouse Reaching Top of Career : (0)
Every Honor Roll : 5 +25
Randomizing every LTW and trait for an entire generation : (0)
Not Using Spares Lifetime Happiness points for an entire generation : (0)
Every 100,000 simoleons earned : (0)
Painting of Torch Holder (2) + 10

TOTAL = 90

I honestly don’t know how the score is so high when I only have one bathroom. : /

Unconventional Family Additions

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Emily: This unit enjoys caring for the small human bundles.

That’s good, Emily. I’m happy. Live your life and one day you may earn your freedom move on to bigger and better things.

Slavery is okay if the person you’re enslaving is made of metal.

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We got a fluctuation in the timestream that affects the future or something. Meh. Unless the whole world became 1984 or Planet of the Apes or something, I’m not all that interested in keeping up on the day-to-day lives of the future Mendeleevs.

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Wait… we have a BUTLER?

Emily: I have taken the liberty to speak with some human reporters. I hope this was not ‘overstepping my boundaries’.

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Emily: Excuse me, sir. Caring for human young is my prime directive.

Krypton: It’s alright. I got it.

Emily: *silent seething rage at being denied purpose*

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Oyay. More imaginary friends.

Bear: That’s fine! Not like I wanted kids to play with me anyway. : (

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Robot: At least they MIGHT have played with you. I’m a cruddy version of something they could play with for real!

Emily: You are my baby.

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The only good IF is Vaughn! And Binky. And Old Lace… but still! Vaughn is allowed because he’s named after my dearly departed gnome. : (

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Krypton dies while helping Emily to take care of the babies…

Since he was last seen blocking Emily’s path, it is slightly suspicious, but I’m assuming Emily follows the 3 laws of robotics. Or at least the law about not harming humans.

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Look, she’s really sad! : (

Emily: Heart-drive overloading. Not enough memory to store all of the feels.

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Krypton: Well, good-bye, my grandson. I lived a long life. Founded a legacy. Became one of those ghosts that always freaked me out.

Ruthenium: *storing these memories so they can be dredged up during a therapy session later in life*

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Death: DAMMIT.

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Krypton: I’m fine, guys. You don’t have to worry…

Yttrium: WAH! Daddy died and I can’t stop the baby from SCREAMING because his GHOST is in the way!

Death: Seriously? I had to take time to walk around the entire house. You had enough time, get over it already.

I love that Death gets a memory for seeing a ghost or something, so he gets a :I face over his head and it just looks like he’s tired of his job every time. Like he wants to retire to Hawaii or something.

Death: Sims 2 Death had it so much better.

And I didn’t get a picture of the grave. Next time.

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Technetium doesn’t have a bed. … whoops.

Er… this can be her room now. Fixed!

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Aw, Emily charges. And dreams. But not of electric sheep.

Emily: Robo-Dad, no! I don’t wanna go to robo-boarding school. D:

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Speaking of college.

Llama: Want to enroll in higher education? If I recruit enough people the fraternity will let me take off this costume… and sleep indoors.

Not right now.

Llama: 😦

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We’ve got something more important to do.

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Testing out more future stuff! Actually I wanted to try the ‘genetic engineering’ thing and they were too tired to go straight there.

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… way to go, Nervous.

Of all the food the future food maker thing could give you, you chose leftover birthday cake. Because there’s no way you’re ever going to have birthday cake while living in a LEGACY FAMILY.

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See? Yttrium had the right idea, even though I’m not actually sure what she ordered. But whatever. It looked fancy.

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She eats breakfast with the future guy. I want his hair color. That is all.

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Yttrium fails at future elevators.

Yttrium: : /

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Then I sent her into the movie theater, except in the future instead of movies you go on 3D Adventures or something. Which would be impressive, but I’m pretty sure that’s the same thing the VR goggles in the present do. Maybe it’s ‘3D Adventures without having to wear silly stuff on your head.’

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We didn’t go to the hospital right away because Nervous was talking to future guy Emit Relevart about the Happy Lake Monster.

Emit: The hunt for lake monsters? That’s SO last decade. The big cryptid of the week is the Beast of Bladenboro.

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I decided to go with the ‘genetic manipulation’ route with the baby because I am spending 5000 on a caterpillar sim, so I am sure as hell gonna use that money I spend and pick out hair and eye color.

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So meet Palladium! Yayyy! Palladium is evil and artistic.

Yttrium: This one’s my favorite! I didn’t need to carry her around in my stomach!

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Yttrium: I’ll just leave her on the ground.

Yup. Yttrium and Nervous just left the baby on the ground to go through the time portal. Luckily, she somehow makes it through on her own.

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Yttrium: Good baby. You have proven yourself fit for survival.

Emily: You’re blocking my way to the infant… just as Krypton did before he died! *mechanical sob*

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I wasn’t sure if I commanded Emily on anything yet, so I decided to have her scan somebody to see what happened. If I used up the interaction already, it’s not a big deal, since I’m pretty sure the ‘scan’ doesn’t affect anything too much anyway.

Emily: Scanning genitals… comparing pictures with database to ascertain relative temperature, or ‘hotness’…

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Yttrium: Okay. Reprogram time.

Emily: But… the infant is emitting noises of discomfort…

Yttrium: Don’t care. No checking out my husband. Reprogram.

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Vaughn: And that’s why you should leave leftovers on your plate. Because your parents don’t see me and don’t make food for me themselves.

Technetium: I’m kind of still caught up on my grampa leaving. Can we do this later?

Hey, Tech. Did I use an interaction for you?

Technetium: Just to do my hair and clothes.

Okay then…

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Technetium: I’ve been informed that it’s time to give this to you.

Vaughn’s gonna be a REAL BOY!!

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… or not.

I honestly thought that Vaughn was a boy IF…

Vaughn: You’ve been calling me a boy for years, Techie. Not pleased.

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Then she goes on the teeter totter and is joined by Yttrium.

Yttrium: So you’re one of Technetium’s friends?

Vaughn: You could say that.

Yttrium: Alright. What’s your name again?

Vaughn: Vaughn, Mrs. Mendeleev.

Yttrium: Oh, that’s what Technetium calls her little dolly, too. ^_^

Vaughn: *seethes* I am aware.

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Yttrium got this for her wedding or being a celebrity. Or something. I’m not entirely sure. I think it’s kind of like an instrument thing with lasers.

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Yttrium: Wild thing… doo doo… you make my heart sing… doo doo…

That’s not relating to chemistry!

Yttrium: Hey, we’re not all nerds like… *counts on fingers* *gives up* Gramma Ellie.

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Vaughn got a makeover, and I changed her hair color because she got the same one as Technetium. Vaughn is adventurous, rebellious, and hot-headed. Also a possible spouse, even if we pick another female heir. Because I think you can make a future baby with two female sims? We’ll cross that bridge when we come to it.

:Score:

Self Wetting : 7 -35
Fires: 4 -20
Electrocutions: 0
Passing Out : 4 -20
Failing School : 0
Accidental Deaths : (0)
Social Worker Visit : (0)
Game breakiness that’s my own fault : 1

Every Birth : (4) +20
Twins : (3) +30
Triplets : (0)
Fulfilling LTWs :  2 +80
NTH Spouse Reaching Top of Career : (0)
Every Honor Roll : 5 +25
Randomizing every LTW and trait for an entire generation : (0)
Not Using Spares Lifetime Happiness points for an entire generation : (0)
Every 100,000 simoleons earned : (0)
Painting of Torch Holder (2) + 10

TOTAL = 90

Back to the Front to the Future

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Now that Laurel died, the house seems very… very… empty.

Nervous: I need a drink.

First of all, I can’t do that. Second of all… no. At least one of you needs to stay somewhat sober to take care of the baby. Now man up.

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Ohey, the fox thing floats on her shoulder. And you’re not looking too upset about this death thing, either, Yttri.

Yttrium: I’m keeping a smile on for the baby.

Oh, is that it?

Yttrium: Also the drinks help.

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Krypton gets asked out on a date later that day. By Olive. Who you might recognize as being Nervous’ mother, even if you don’t have this town and just know her from Sims 2. I expected him to die on the way there, like… his age bar’s full and he’s going on a date with Olive Specter.

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At the graveyard.

Krypton: You know, this is in poor taste, considering what just happened in to my wife. In more than one way.

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Yttrium: Must… keep… smiling… for… baby…

Baby’s tired too. Yttrium and Technetium are psychically linked or some such. I swear.

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Of course, Yttrium goes into labor right as she’s going to bed.

Yttrium: Shit, I lost a friend! Who is it?

Hell if I know.

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Of course, since I wanted a little girl baby to call Ruthie, Ruthenium is a boy baby. But you know what? Screw that and gender norms and everything. We’re calling him Ruthie. SO THERE, PSYCHIC GAME. That’s what you get for trying to ruin my adorable nickname plans!

Ahem. Ruthie hates the outdoors, and is excitable.

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Bear: And his favorite color is lime! 8D I’ll have someone to PLAY with me again! *wipes little stuffed tear away from his eye*

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Yttrium: I can’t put this baby in the crib ’cause there’s another one in the way. Delete it with a cheat or something. : /

Um… no. I’m going to go ahead and say that it’s the sleep deprivation talking like that, right?

Yttrium: Sure. And the fact that I’m STILL IN LABOR. The baby is in the barrel and READY TO LAUNCH.

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Hey, whaddaya know. The newborn play mat thing is useful for something.

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And then Rhodium is a girl. Just to mock me. She’s an absent-minded artist.

Yttrium: I can go to bed now?

Sure.

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So before Yttrium can get up and have me send her to the future, Techie grows up. She is now eco-friendly, athletic, and artistic. I may have been a little overeager to use the Future hair and clothes, but I think she looks cute. I decided why not bring her along for the future trip as well.

Which is my segue into this, since I didn’t get a picture of them going INTO the vortex thing:

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Yttrium: Look out, future! Mother of twins coming through!

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Technetium: Sh… sh… It’s okay, Vaughn. We’re okay.

Vaughn: Why the hell are you treating me like a baby. : /

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So yeah. Here we all are. The future. And stuff.

Technetium: Mom, do people carpool in the future?

Yttrium: Hell if I know, but we are. Going to go visit some descendents I somehow know that we have.

Technetium: Yay! Carpooling!

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Future Guy: Hi, my name is Phil…

PHIIIIIL! OF THE FUTURE!

Sorry. I’ll… um. Be over there.

Yttrium: Hello. My name is Yttrium. Mendeleev. I’m like your ancestor or something?

Phil: Oh, that’s good. I was worried you were like my half sister or something. With the resemblance and all.

Yttrium: Does this mean that we complete the legacy and make it all the way to the end of the periodic table?

Phil: Spoilers.

Then Yttrium goes off and does stuff that I didn’t take pictures of. It was just meeting more people, really.

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Technetium: What should we do first in the future, Vaughn? See if the cars are powered by sunlight?

Phil: Um… shouldn’t you be going with your mother?

Technetium: Don’t tell your great-great-great-great-great-great-grandmother what to do!

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The family size is apparently ‘average’ right now. Oh, and we’re ‘destitute’. Interesting.

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Lady: :O WHA WHA WHAT? It’s Yttrium Mendeleev! Act cool, act cool!

Oh right. Yttrium’s a celebrity, so I guess this would kind of be like us meeting… I don’t even know… Jane Austen? Although I’m sure there were tons of celebrities in the past we don’t even remember, so why meeting Yttrium Mendeleev would be a big deal…

But really I took this because I love her hair.

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Nervous ends up talking on the phone with one of his descendents.

Nervous: And then she just up and died! … What? … I mean, yes, I guess it makes sense that this is ancient history for you…

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Technetium: I found a pool.

That’s nice.

Technetium: It’s a waste of water and our natural resources.

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Yttrium went to the robot store, and made this with some sort of machine.

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT IS.

It’s called a nanite but I STILL HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT IS.

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Then I saw what I’m pretty sure was a robot shopping for ANOTHER robot to fulfill her sexual needs. Sexbotception, if you will. This one, apparently, did not fit the bill.

 

 

 

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Oh, and we got a future dress. And a robot. She is a self-aware robot, so I let her name herself. So meet Emily. Emily was, as far as I can tell, built as a nanny bot, but we just got her because of the cool factor.

Yttrium: And so I can drink without getting nagged about how the babies need me.

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She’s a shiny one.

Emily: Electronic Mechanical Individual Looking after Young is ready for duty.

Makin’ bacronyms like a boss.

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For those who are interested, Emily is a high tech bot who is a solar powered, sentient robonanny with friendly functions and the capacity to love. Which means she’s just an adorable bot who will hopefully get on great with the kids.

I mean, we know Technetium will like her with the solar power, at least.

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Nervous: I found a small child.

Girl: Why are you waiting outside my house? o_o

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Since it was a wish of Yttrium’s we check out the legacy statues. I’m making it a personal goal to get one of these to have a family member on it. Because it’s called a legacy statue. Come on.

 

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Technetium: Beam me up, Scotty!

Oh, and Molybdenum and Niobium.

 

:Score:

Self Wetting : 7 -35
Fires: 4 -20
Electrocutions: 0
Passing Out : 4 -20
Failing School : 0
Accidental Deaths : (0)
Social Worker Visit : (0)
Game breakiness that’s my own fault : 1

Every Birth : (3) +15
Twins : (3) +30
Triplets : (0)
Fulfilling LTWs :  2 +80
NTH Spouse Reaching Top of Career : (0)
Every Honor Roll : 5 +25
Randomizing every LTW and trait for an entire generation : (0)
Not Using Spares Lifetime Happiness points for an entire generation : (0)
Every 100,000 simoleons earned : (0)
Painting of Torch Holder (2) + 10

TOTAL = 85