Hello, hello! I’m back at college!
Um… here’s sims.
It’s time for a wedding, as Europium’s a celebrity so it means he has to get married or there will be a scandal!
Table: Omigod I’m your biggest fan.
And I didn’t give June an actual wedding-y dress.
Um… we’re being super nonconformist and making a statement about weddi– screw it I’m lazy.
We have a pretty nice setup on the side of the house, even if Neo is ignoring the bride in favor of taking pictures of some other random girl.
Neo: June’s going to be my sister-in-law. I’m sure there will be other opportunities to take pictures of her. : /
*casually places picture of pro wedding design on blog*
They got married and it was beautiful.
You may now kiss the bride!
Everyone’s so moved by the wedding!
Look, that one guy’s even sparkling!
Death: Oh. Er… *brushes dust off* If I’d known I’d be coming to a wedding, I would have put on my formal robes. : I
And while THAT was going on, I noticed THIS behind my wedding setup, thereby retroactively ruining all my beautiful pictures.
Europium: I can’t reach the cake because June’s in the way!
June: Wait… I’m blocking the cake? That means if I don’t move, this can ALL be MINE.
… aren’t you afraid of ghosts, Europium?
Europium: What ghost I don’t see any ghost. *stares intently at plate*
June graduated the next day.
… “Most Likely to Take Over the World”?
But I like her kitty hat.
While that’s going on, I’ve got Europium working on the sketch table for his job as a stylist. He’s got days off because of the wedding so we can’t actually do any work.
DAMMIT AR- oh, the sink’s just broken. Carry on.
… so I forgot about the rule that sims can’t woohoo with the occult if they’re a celebrity or something. : /
*bangs head on wall*
“Bad actions”? “Inappropriate behavior”?
Sims 3 Late Night more like Sims 3 Morality Police
Adorable guitar-playing fairy makes things better, though.
One of the nice things about ISBI is how the sims interact autonomously when they’re not peeing themselves and sitting in rocking chairs for hours.
June readin’ a book.
And then frisbee.
Er… flying disc.
One of the bad things about ISBI is how the sims interact autonomously when they’re not peeing themselves and sitting in rocking chairs for hours. : /
June: Hey, hot stuff…
I said no, ’cause she’s married, but if June and Arnold carry on I might just say yes for the next one.
Poor Europium. Dealing with ghosts.
I noticed that Arnold had enough LTH for the wing change or whatever, so I changed his wing color because I didn’t like the shade of pink he had.
Neo will you stop.
Neo: But he’s cuter now that his wings are green!
Europium: Wow, you’re getting pretty big.
June: Yup. Soon the baby will be old enough to vote.
Europium: … I think you’re moving a bit too fast, dear.
Not fast enough, according to the baby.
We interrupt this birth to bring you news from Cerium!
She balanced a pile of dishes on her head and won a bunch of money for us!
Gadolinium and Terbium are born!
… yesss evil baby.
Skin sliders: *stubbornly stay to the left of the color ramp*
Thanks I didn’t want diversity or anything. I love having everyone in the family look similar. : /
Cerium: You’ll never guess what I did at work!
Arnold: June had twins!
Cerium: … yeah, your news is slightly more important than mine.
Self Wetting : 16 -130
Fires: 4 -20
Electrocutions: 3 -15
Passing Out : 38 -190
Failing School : 0
Accidental Deaths : (0)
Social Worker Visit : (0)
Game breakiness that’s my own fault : 2
Every Birth : 14 +70
Twins : (6) +60
Triplets : (1) +20
Fulfilling LTWs : 6 +240
NTH Spouse Reaching Top of Career : (0)
Every Honor Roll : 9 +45
Every 100,000 simoleons earned : 1 +20
Painting of Torch Holder (4) + 20
TOTAL = 115