Terbium Is Not Fit To Run This Family

So… it’s been like a month. Ha.

I’d like to say I’ve been super busy and have not had time to do sims, but I kind of… played a whole generation on Sims 4… which you can start to read here if you like. (Please do I need validation.)

I played more Mendeleevs now though so that’s cool.

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When we left off, Terbium ended up moving the family maid, Alberto, into the household because he was like the only person her age she knew and I wasn’t thinking things through.

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Terbium: He’s kinda cute though.

After I de-Face-One’d him.

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Holmium: …why am I seeing my big sister throwing herself at the family maid?

Terbium: If you don’t like it, don’t come in here.

Holmium: … this is the only place in the house with food, I kind of have to come in here.

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I’m gonna try not to take too many fishing pictures, guys.

Terbium: So… Alberto is… bearable.

Yeah, I feel like we can actually do a lot better. But he’s already moved into the house in all.

Terbium: … that doesn’t mean we’re stuck with him. I have the evil trait after all.

You wanna try to go the Black Widow route this generation?

Terbium: Sure.

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Holmium and Erbium were both over at a friend’s house for the night.

Holmium’s gonna get his ass dragged home by the cops.

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Why did I take this picture I don’t know. Probably because the third sim just would not render so I had no idea who it was.

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Terbium: Er… what are you doing here?

Erbium: It’s curfew and you’re the closest grown-up. I’m tired.

Terbium: I give zero shits, kid.

Erbium: … I’m going home now.

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The cops parked, like, around the block from where Holmium was, so he had to run.

Cop: You kids need to be more active! Also there’s a pikachu somewhere around here and I am not going to lose it.

Holmium: Shit, a pikachu?

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Terbium got called over for grounding duty.

Terbium: I am very disappointed in you, young man, but mostly I want to take advantage of this chance to yell at you. You shouldn’t be out after curfew. I don’t care if you got a damn pikachu out of all this. That just makes me madder because I’ve only caught some pidgeys and a rattata. I’m going to make out with my boyfriend in your bedroom.

Holmium: Wait… what? That’s gross!

Terbium: Good. That’s what you get for being a higher level than me on Pokemon Go.

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And she did just that.

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Since it was close to Holmium’s birthday and I didn’t feel like having him sneak around everywhere for two days or something, I threw the younger twins a birthday party.

The game had crashed earlier so I didn’t give them makeovers or anything. Sue me.

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Holmium.

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Dysprosium.

I have no idea what their traits are and they got kicked out immediately because I was upset over the crash and we needed room for babies.

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Alberto: … where, exactly, are you keeping your cell phone if you don’t have any pants on?

Terbium: You don’t wanna know.

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This maid was eating on the job and doing nothing so he got fired.

Terbium: Haha! You’re not gonna sleep with me or keep your job. Sucks to be you!

Maid: Joke’s on you I’m taking my $125 now and I got a free sandwich.

Terbium: Joke’s on you I leave poisoned sandwiches out to kill lazy maids and my younger siblings.

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Why are these two always in the bathroom?

Cosmo: Hello. I don’t know where I came from but I’m here now for my birthday.

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Cosmo: happy birthday 2 me.

It’s good to come back to Sims 3. I was growing complacent from playing a Sims game that could actually function the majority of the time.

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Terbium: Ignoring that imaginary friend glitching up in the bathroom… will you marry me? Until death do us part?

Alberto: Of course! I’d love to spend the rest of my life with you!

Terbium:Yup. The rest of your life!

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Apparently nothing happened between the proposal and the wedding. Probably Terbium was fishing all day.

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Alberto: Terbium Mendeleev, I take you as my wife, as long as we both shall live.

Terbium: Until one of us dies. Then I the living party would be free to marry someone else.

Alberto: … are you alright, my love?

Terbium: Wedding day jitters. ^_^

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I thought I saw the same woman in two different places, but…

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Nope. They both came to the wedding in the exact same dress.

Old lady smackdown! Old lady smackdown!

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Why pay for a pregnancy test when you can attempt to go to college?

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In other news, we are now displaying two lovely fish that are in perfect condition. Eleven more to go.

Terbium: My legs, on the other hand, are not in perfect condition. Someone call an ambulance.

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As torch holder, Terbium also has to be the one to fix everything in the household.

Maid: Please. I’ve been mopping the same spot for hours. *cries, creating an even larger puddle*

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… there are some things that can’t be fixed, though.

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Arnold: Please, Death! I’m not ready to go!

Death: YOU’RE A FAIRY. YOUR LIFESPAN IS LIKE FIVE TIMES LONGER THAN A HUMAN SIM’S.

Arnold: … but I always got caked at the same time that my wife aged up.

Death: … STILL. GET IN THE URN.

Good-bye, Arnold. You will be missed.

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Terbium: I was going to go mourn grandpa but then I had to stop and change clothes.

Okay, time for mourning Arnold is over! 😀

Also reminder to check out my Sims 4 legacy if you’re interested.

SCORE:

Self Wetting : 17 -135
Fires: 5 -25
Electrocutions: 3 -15
Passing Out : 39 -195
Failing School : 0
Accidental Deaths : (0)
Social Worker Visit : (0)
Game breakiness that’s my own fault : 2

Every Birth : 15 +75
Twins : (7) +70
Triplets : (1) +20
Fulfilling LTWs : 6 +240
NTH Spouse Reaching Top of Career : (0)
Every Honor Roll : 9 +45
Every 100,000 simoleons earned : 1 +20
Painting of Torch Holder (4) + 20

TOTAL = 115

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