All in the Family

Hey guys!

… that’s it. Don’t know what else to say.

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So I was watching the house and realized I had no idea where Samarium was… apparently she’d ended up at someone else’s house after school. Probably from one of those ‘can so-and-so go home with what’s-his-face after school?’ prompts.

… I should probably start reading those.

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Cerium: SAMARIUM. You KNOW that if you’re going to go late-night hot tubbing, you’re supposed to invite ME.

Samarium: Mom! You’d embarrass me!

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Samarium: Dad, on the other hand…

THAT IS YOUR FATHER OMIGOD.

She made that little ‘pss, hot’ finger thing, too. D8

Anyway I remembered that I still had teen actions I could use, ’cause sending them to prom shouldn’t even count and I don’t care if I used the teen actions. No one’s gonna condemn me for breaking up the little family get-together Sam and Europium have.

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Europium: So, er… I was thinking we might want to consider breaking off the romantic stuff and just being friends. And by ‘friends’ I mean ‘cousins’. We’re cousins, Samarium.

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Samarium: I can’t believe you’d do this to me, Europium! Do you KNOW how much it’s gonna hurt when I see you at family reunions? Do you?

Europium: Exactly. FAMILY reunions.
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Samarium: Whatever. You obviously don’t have a brain if you can’t see what you’re missing out on.

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Europium: So… um. Have you read the latest Miss Marvel?

Samarium: Oh. Yeah. It was really good.

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Family outing to the pool was uneventful.

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Except that Samarium refused to go and instead danced her heartbreak away.

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An imaginary friend contacted us.

*sprays holy water at it*

I just get worried when the Imaginary Friends are like ‘HEY WE’RE FUNCTIONING LIKE NORMAL SIMS’ because that tells me something’s up with the game. : /

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Other things that tell me something’s up with the game: Cerium drinking coffee for four hours. It wasn’t her day to be controlled but I finally had to cancel the interaction.

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The four hours of coffee didn’t even have any effect, so she passed out after work. Glorious.

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Zombie: *dies again*

Elderly zombies are the worst.

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Cerium: Hey, guys! It’s my birthday! Guys? Guys??

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Arnold: Oh no, the poor zombie!

June: So tragic. : (

Samarium: Hey, why doesn’t anyone care about MY tragedy???

Cerium: Guys?? Doesn’t anyone want to burst into my bedroom and blow noisemakers for an hour???

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Death: IT IS SO NICE TO BE HERE. I RARELY GET TO COME TO BIRTHDAYS.

Other Zombie: I know someone’s dying and it’s sad and stuff, but OMIGOD IT’S WREN.

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Cerium: … guys?

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No, Silver. Not gonna happen.

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Then Arnold had a birthday because his fairy lifespan is WAY too long.

Silver: WOOOO! Yeah! The older you get, the closer you are to dying and coming to ME, stud muffin. đŸ˜‰

June: … my hair is broken.

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Europium started a painting.

It will never be finished.

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And then it was Samarium’s birthday!

Aging up in a huge puddle in the bathroom.

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Samarium: Aren’t I gorgeous?

Yes, now get out of the house and stop hitting on family members.

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I gave Europium a bit of an early birthday the next day. I have no idea which TH is supposed to be on which day and I’ve been wanting to have a new house for a while now, but thought I’d wait for Europium to take over.

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His final trait is never nude. : P

I changed his hair so it would be consistent with the top hat he has on for formalwear.

SCORE:

Self Wetting : 15 -125
Fires: 4 -20
Electrocutions: 3 -15
Passing Out : 38 -190
Failing School : 0
Accidental Deaths : (0)
Social Worker Visit : (0)
Game breakiness that’s my own fault : 2

Every Birth : 14 +70
Twins : (5) +50
Triplets : (1) +20
Fulfilling LTWs : 6 +240
NTH Spouse Reaching Top of Career : (0)
Every Honor Roll : 9 +45
Every 100,000 simoleons earned : 1 +20
Painting of Torch Holder (4) + 20

TOTAL = 110

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*flips table*

Welcome back to the Mendeleev ISBI! The youngest of this generation, Samarium and Europium, have just become teens. The game doesn’t register them as cousins, but that’s not gonna be a big dea…

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FRICK.

Er… mentions of incest in this chapter, if that bothers you. : /

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NO. You two are NOT allowed to have a romantic relationship with one another, much less a Slap Slap Kiss Ben 10 dealie.

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Paparazzi: Oh, look. A Mendeleev in a sleeping bag. Front page news!

… isn’t there something better you could be reporting on?

Paparazzi: Honestly I’m trying to get the scoop on Sam and Europium’s illicit love affair.

They’re not in a relationship, okay? They just see one another as attractive, which isn’t incorrect, and completely understandable what with the surge of hormones and all.

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Weird sim spent the entire school day standing in front of the building and doing the university cheer.

Colleges are getting really into advertising for new students, apparently.

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Hey, Europium! And Samarium, if you swing that way. Check out this girl who’s not related to you!

Do either of you think that she’s attractive? Please?

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Europium: Eh.

Samarium: If I do turn out to be bi, she’s not doing it for me. : /

Sarah: … I’m right here, guys.

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BARIUM WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAIR?

Barium: It actually fell out a while ago. I don’t like people to know I wear a wig.

Don’t worry, I won’t tell anyone.

Barium: … you’re posting this to your blog, aren’t you.

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I noticed this on the beds and got more excited than I should have. So you have to look at it too.

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Promethium: So, in conclusion, I’d be really thrilled if you considered looking at girls other than my sister.

Europium: … but why would you want that? Samarium is gorgeous.

Promethium: … aren’t you proper? How is incest proper?

Europium: It’s not uncommon for cousins to have married in royal lineages.

Promethium: … crap.

Then Prom happened.

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Okay. Sam’s Prom Queen. Europium didn’t get Prom King, so everything should be o..

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FRICK FRACK.

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DAMMIT YOU TWO.

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Samarium: Geez, I can’t even get to sleep now. I can’t stop thinking about how good the dinner at prom was.

MAYBE YOU CAN’T STOP THINKING ABOUT YOUR REBELLION AGAINST NATURE, GOD, AND ALL THINGS GOOD IN THIS WORLD.

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Cerium: So… our kids are practically dating now?

Wren: I knew I shouldn’t have joined this family. : /

Okay, desperate times call for desperate measures. The house was full, so I had to kick out Promethium and Neodymium first.

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Samarium: I don’t get why but I’m supposed to turn you into a person.

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June: DAMN your cousin is hot.

Samarium: I know, but don’t even think about it. He’s mine.

Yes. YES think about it. Please.

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June: … her dad’s pretty cute, too.

FOCUS ON THE MISSION, JUNE.

Next time maybe we’ll have a new torch holder? I don’t have that much room left for pictures so I’m trying to stretch that a bit until I figure out where I want to host the pictures after that’s full.

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… because obviously there aren’t any true rumors people could be spreading. : /

SCORE:

Self Wetting : 15 -125
Fires: 4 -20
Electrocutions: 3 -15
Passing Out : 37 -185
Failing School : 0
Accidental Deaths : (0)
Social Worker Visit : (0)
Game breakiness that’s my own fault : 2
Incest: 1 (-100000000 FRICKIN FRACKIN WHYYY)

Every Birth : 14 +70
Twins : (5) +50
Triplets : (1) +20
Fulfilling LTWs : 6 +240
NTH Spouse Reaching Top of Career : (0)
Every Honor Roll : 9 +45
Every 100,000 simoleons earned : 1 +20
Painting of Torch Holder (4) + 20

TOTAL = 115

Killer Eyebrows

I have used up 78% of my pictures what is this even.
How many generations has it even been.
What.

… is this generation 5/6 (TH/offspring), not counting our founder Krypton???

Let’s say yes?
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Barium: … did you just wet yourself?

Cerium: … no?

Barium: Why are you acting embarrassed, then?

Cerium: I have no idea.

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Promethium had a birthday.

Promethium: … now can you please get out of my room? It’s almost midnight.

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TA DA.

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I think Promethium’s nose is a bit softer than his dad’s, but that’s pretty much it.

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Arnold: … I always knew you would replace me.

Sam: Wait what.

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Barium: Now that you’re a young adult, perhaps you would like to take up photography?

Promethium: … I don’t take life advice from people with bowls stuck to their appendages.

Samarium: Why am I still here.

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Samarium: Woo! I’m past tired and into DELIRIOUS tired!

Promethium: Please leave.

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… I thought that wish to marry Arnold at first.

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Samarium: … why are you cooking when you could just grab some pie.

Promethium: Pie isn’t breakfast food.

Samarium: Two AM isn’t breakfast, it’s a midnight snack.

HAVE YOU NOT SLEPT YET?

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… you are not a good role model.

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DAMMIT SAM.

Sam: I also need to pee.

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WHOA WHERE DID THIS COME FROM?

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Promethium: … what is your dad doing?

Europium: Just don’t make eye contact.

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DAMMIT.

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Europium: Neo, what if there’s a clown hiding in our house?

Neo: This house is full of clowns. And none of them are hiding.

This family.

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… why are you in your wedding dress?

Cerium: I’m going to renew my vows with Arnold.

That’s not an interaction in this game.

Cerium: Then I guess I can go to my son’s graduation.

Ooh! Graduation means that everyone’s in their formal. I can show you how cute Europium looks in his…

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… tuxedo.

The legacy lives on.

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I thought this was going to be a disaster until I remembered we had a motive mobile.

Coolie oolies.

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Wait, Ellie???

Actually is from another sim family. I was too lazy to make the mom of the family so I just plucked Ellie out of the bin and changed her name and stuff.

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Look, it’s the girl we briefly kidnapped. : P

Andromeda: Don’t make eye contact…

Apparently the stress of nearly being a legacy spouse has caused her to begin going bald.

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Promethium: Guess who has two thumbs and just graduated!!

Wren: … we don’t actually register as being related after the move, so this bores me.

… I checked, and if I wanted we could actually ‘keep it in the family’ with the way the relationships between the cousins are. Not that I would, but the ‘no incest’ block that’s normally in place doesn’t seem to be there.

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… are you going to change out of your dress, Cerium?

Cerium: … not as long as I can still fit in it.

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Europium gets a pass because this is fainting from cowardice. Apparently there was a monster under the bed.

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The cell phone woke him up.

Europium: No, I am not going to run around town finding semi-precious stones for you. Never call me again, or my eyebrows will find you, and I can’t be held accountable for what they do to you.

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I’ve been playing this for years and I still come across things I don’t think I’ve seen before. Someone was playing the horror channel on the TV and it scared Europium.

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Samarium aged up as a teen and she’s… flirty? I think that’s right.

At first I was like ‘ugh, that hair has to change.’

And then I thought.

No.

NO.

It must never change.

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Samarium: … is my hair even possible?

Europium: Tell your fairy friends I’m not going to Neverland.

Tinkerbell: *sad twinkle sound*

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Samarium: MOM! There’s a weird llama fantasizing about Neo at the door!

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Europium grew up proper.

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Europium: Father, it is not proper birthday protocol to eat hot dogs when the cake has been set out, and certainly not with a bowl attached to your hand.

Wren: Woo, Europium! When can I stop cheering?

Europium: And Samarium is facing in the wrong direction.

Barium: Shut up and eat your cake.

SCORE:

Self Wetting : 15 -125
Fires: 4 -20
Electrocutions: 3 -15
Passing Out : 37 -185
Failing School : 0
Accidental Deaths : (0)
Social Worker Visit : (0)
Game breakiness that’s my own fault : 2

Every Birth : 14 +70
Twins : (5) +50
Triplets : (1) +20
Fulfilling LTWs : 6 +240
NTH Spouse Reaching Top of Career : (0)
Every Honor Roll : 9 +45
Every 100,000 simoleons earned : 1 +20
Painting of Torch Holder (4) + 20

TOTAL = 115

Bonus

Hey, I haven’t had time much for the Mendeleevs with real life stuff, but I made you a thing to make up for it.

Hydrogen

1

Helium

2

Lithium

3

Other ones.

4

Long ago, the Mendeleev legacy lived in harmony.

Then, everything changed when a real life job attacked.

Only the Mendeleev, master of all 118 elements, could stop it. But when the world needed him most…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

… he vanish. đŸ˜¥

A hundred years passed and my subscribers and I discovered a new Mendeleev, Europium.

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And although his hairbending skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he’s ready to save anyone.

But I believe Europium can save the world. LOL NOPE.

… this is what I think about during work.