… that’s it. Don’t know what else to say.
So I was watching the house and realized I had no idea where Samarium was… apparently she’d ended up at someone else’s house after school. Probably from one of those ‘can so-and-so go home with what’s-his-face after school?’ prompts.
… I should probably start reading those.
Cerium: SAMARIUM. You KNOW that if you’re going to go late-night hot tubbing, you’re supposed to invite ME.
Samarium: Mom! You’d embarrass me!
Samarium: Dad, on the other hand…
THAT IS YOUR FATHER OMIGOD.
She made that little ‘pss, hot’ finger thing, too. D8
Anyway I remembered that I still had teen actions I could use, ’cause sending them to prom shouldn’t even count and I don’t care if I used the teen actions. No one’s gonna condemn me for breaking up the little family get-together Sam and Europium have.
Europium: So, er… I was thinking we might want to consider breaking off the romantic stuff and just being friends. And by ‘friends’ I mean ‘cousins’. We’re cousins, Samarium.
Samarium: I can’t believe you’d do this to me, Europium! Do you KNOW how much it’s gonna hurt when I see you at family reunions? Do you?
Samarium: Whatever. You obviously don’t have a brain if you can’t see what you’re missing out on.
Europium: So… um. Have you read the latest Miss Marvel?
Samarium: Oh. Yeah. It was really good.
Family outing to the pool was uneventful.
Except that Samarium refused to go and instead danced her heartbreak away.
An imaginary friend contacted us.
*sprays holy water at it*
I just get worried when the Imaginary Friends are like ‘HEY WE’RE FUNCTIONING LIKE NORMAL SIMS’ because that tells me something’s up with the game. : /
Other things that tell me something’s up with the game: Cerium drinking coffee for four hours. It wasn’t her day to be controlled but I finally had to cancel the interaction.
The four hours of coffee didn’t even have any effect, so she passed out after work. Glorious.
Zombie: *dies again*
Elderly zombies are the worst.
Cerium: Hey, guys! It’s my birthday! Guys? Guys??
Arnold: Oh no, the poor zombie!
June: So tragic. : (
Samarium: Hey, why doesn’t anyone care about MY tragedy???
Cerium: Guys?? Doesn’t anyone want to burst into my bedroom and blow noisemakers for an hour???
Death: IT IS SO NICE TO BE HERE. I RARELY GET TO COME TO BIRTHDAYS.
Other Zombie: I know someone’s dying and it’s sad and stuff, but OMIGOD IT’S WREN.
Cerium: … guys?
No, Silver. Not gonna happen.
Then Arnold had a birthday because his fairy lifespan is WAY too long.
Silver: WOOOO! Yeah! The older you get, the closer you are to dying and coming to ME, stud muffin. 😉
June: … my hair is broken.
Europium started a painting.
It will never be finished.
And then it was Samarium’s birthday!
Aging up in a huge puddle in the bathroom.
Samarium: Aren’t I gorgeous?
Yes, now get out of the house and stop hitting on family members.
I gave Europium a bit of an early birthday the next day. I have no idea which TH is supposed to be on which day and I’ve been wanting to have a new house for a while now, but thought I’d wait for Europium to take over.
His final trait is never nude. : P
I changed his hair so it would be consistent with the top hat he has on for formalwear.
Self Wetting : 15 -125
Fires: 4 -20
Electrocutions: 3 -15
Passing Out : 38 -190
Failing School : 0
Accidental Deaths : (0)
Social Worker Visit : (0)
Game breakiness that’s my own fault : 2
Every Birth : 14 +70
Twins : (5) +50
Triplets : (1) +20
Fulfilling LTWs : 6 +240
NTH Spouse Reaching Top of Career : (0)
Every Honor Roll : 9 +45
Every 100,000 simoleons earned : 1 +20
Painting of Torch Holder (4) + 20
TOTAL = 110