Corpse Party

It’s spring break, yo!

So I played with the Mendeleevs this morning.

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First off, I took a picture of Promethium, to make sure I had a face picture of him that didn’t involve crying over his grandmother.

Picture quality: *sucks*

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Barium: The house is much calmer now that the babies are all grown up.

Wren: Now we can get a good night’s sleep!

Barium: … wow, your speech icon looks terrible compared to mine.

Yeah, seriously.

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Screen Shot 2015-03-10 at 10.44.57 AMNo she doesn’t?

Wren actually shared this tidbit of ‘information’ twice.

I feel betrayed.

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I have Barium chat with Wren for a while because his relationship with her is pretty low. ‘Below the ‘friends’ level’ low. Probably because of the ‘berate intelligence’ or whatever it’s called interaction that came with University Life.

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Then Barium got the Midas Touch elixir/potion thing and we played around with it. He didn’t manage to turn any people to gold, though.

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… well, except for Slowpoke.

Mangle: FINALLY.

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Neo: Hey, wait up! I don’t like it outside! It’s scary!

Theo: Too bad, cousin! Walking is obsolete.

Hey, Neo and Theo rhyme.

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It’s Neo’s birthday, and soon she shall transition into teenhood.

And become a technophobe.

Neo: I’m suddenly DISTURBED and TERRIFIED at the thought of existing in a computer.

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The scary eyebrows remain scary longer than they did on Barium.

Barium as a teenage girl, for comparison. I don’t think Neo’s quite a clone… some things are slightly different… but she’s rather close.

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Barium: Don’t forget to do the dishes.

Neo: … it’s my birthday.

Wren: You’re still doing the dirty dishes, young lady.

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You seriously made your daughter clean dishes on her birthday.

Barium: I’d love to help out, but I’m too busy MOURNING MY MOTHER.

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Cerium: Ohey, I’m pregnant.

Just like that ‘have a child with Arnold’ wish wanted.

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Then Antione got invited out on a date.

Antione: I know it’s a bit soon, with me still mourning my late wife and all, but look at that rack!

Vonvarya: I’m just hoping that this’ll put me in his will.

Screen Shot 2015-03-10 at 11.16.39 AMBarium: … you do know that I have a teenaged daughter with your daughter, right?

Aria: But… you’re hot!


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We had a Bottled Mummy’s Curse, and I wasn’t sure if it made you a mummy or killed you by the mummy’s curse, so why not try it out on Antione’s date?

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Vonvarya: … this was not what I was hoping to get out of this date.

Antione: Good thing none of my children are here to ruin my date with Vonvarya and/or transform her into a shambling corpse.

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Vonvarya proceeded to shout at Cerium with a megaphone.

Cerium: Ugh, I know you’re angry, but have some decency. I’m MOURNING MY MOTHER here.

You two are just using that as an excuse to be asses, aren’t you?

Cerium: It’s surprisingly effective.

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Foozball fixes all problems.

Cerium: Hey, aren’t you supposed to be dating my dad right now? Where is he?

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Antione: Well, I hope you’re happy with yourself, young lady. I was going to get woohoo, and you went and turned my date into a corpse.

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Cerium: You know what else is a corpse, dad? YOUR WIFE!

Antione: … please don’t ruin what’s left of my date.

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Cerium: I know my dad told me to leave, but I thought it’d be more fun to continue commandeering his time with you. My name’s Cerium.

Vonvarya: Are you Neodymium’s mother?

Cerium: Um… no. Would you mind shambling downstairs for a bit? I have to take a call.

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Cerium: Hey, Dym. Yeah, I still totally hate water. Why do you ask?

Antione: Uh, Cerium? Do you have any food on you? I’m feeling a little lightheaded…

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Cerium: Yeah, I know. I’m sad about Mom’s passing, too. It’s a great excuse for acting like a jerkface, though. You should try it.

Antione: Cerium??

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Cerium: Do you mind, Death? I’m on the phone right now.

Death: ER… SORRY.

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The consignment specialist and Vonvarya rush upstairs to see what the fuss is about.

Vonvarya: Dammit. He didn’t get time to write me into his will.

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Vonvarya: On second thought… this guy’s pretty cute…

Wait, is that…


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Lanthanum: Oh, my father! At least I got to be with you in your final moments…

Vonvarya: Hey, hot stuff! Want me to cheer you up? I’m winking under my bandages.

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The rest of the family just telepathically knows that Antione died.

Wren: Now, Theo, I know you had a traumatic time watching your grandmother die, but you shouldn’t let either death weigh down on you. It’s the natural order of things.

Promethium: … can I go to bed now, Aunt Wren?

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We tried to go looking for his grave at the mausoleum, but he wasn’t there, and I can’t find him on the lot where he died.

Barium: DAMMIT, BOBO. Will you SHUT UP???

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Cerium: Hey, I didn’t know Dym played the drums.

I don’t remember that, either.

Cerium: Whelp, time to go ruin his day. : )

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Cerium: Hey, Dym. How are you holding up?

Dym: I’m alright. A little hungry. Maybe you could whip something up for me?

Cerium: Are you saying I should cook for you just because I’m a woman? That’s sexist.

Dym: … you’re a professional chef with level 10 in cooking.

Cerium: Sexist.


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Cerium: Both your parents are dead now.

Dym: …what?

Cerium: Well, good night! *leaves*

Screen Shot 2015-03-10 at 11.34.22 AMPoor Neo.

The whole celebrity scandal thing is just kind of screwed up in this game.

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Neo: I shouldn’t have to deal with rumors! Or technology! I’m a celebrity!

Did you sabotage that?

Neo: … not yet.

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Theo’s still good and does homework.

Theo: … this is very uncomfortable.

I was thinking of how it wears out if you goldify a sim, so I wasn’t expecting the Midas touch thing to be permanent.

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Barium: … aren’t you worried that our dad’s body hasn’t been found yet?

Cerium: Nah. Circle of life, Barium. Circle of life.

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Cerium: Don’t you DARE attack that cute little antelope, Mr. Lion! DON’T YOU DARE!!

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Then Barium went to go play ping-pong with his daughter.

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Barium: … where’d the ball go?

Neo: I OWNED it! That’s where.

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Barium: And what’s seeping through the wall?

It was a clogged toilet. No one peed.

I have no idea how we’ve had so few fails recently.

Ohey, it’s time to switch to Cerium.


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Where you going?

Cerium: To have a baby.


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A little girl-baby was born. Her name is Samarium, and she’s absent-minded and friendly. Her favorite color is yellow.

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Cerium realllllly wants to be a stay  at home mother.

But I reallllllly want to get that fancy fridge.

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… and Samarium’s a fairy.


Self Wetting : 13 -115
Fires: 4 -20
Electrocutions: 3 -15
Passing Out : 33 -165
Failing School : 0
Accidental Deaths : (0)
Social Worker Visit : (0)
Game breakiness that’s my own fault : 2

Every Birth : 13 +65
Twins : (5) +50
Triplets : (1) +20
Fulfilling LTWs : 6 +240
NTH Spouse Reaching Top of Career : (0)
Every Honor Roll : 9 +45
Every 100,000 simoleons earned : 1 +20
Painting of Torch Holder (4) + 20

TOTAL = 140