Wren is obsessed with the cowplant. : /
Wren: You are my only friend here.
And then I went to check on Sam.
Wren: Samarium, please don’t play in the bathroom.
Samarium: You’re not my Mom! I’m going to tell Daddy you were mean to me!
Europium: *is smacked in the head with a door*
… you’re not going to go to bed?
Promethium: Don’t need sleep. Have coffee.
This is cu–OHGOD WREN DIDNT WASH HER HANDS AFTER GOING POTTY.
Wren: Here comes the tickle monster!
Europium: KEEP THEM AWAY FROM MEEEEE.
Let’s check in on something a little less gross.
HOW ARE YOU STANDING LIKE THAT WITHOUT FALLING?
Samarium: Fairy magic!
AW HELL NO.
Shoo! We’re not putting up with this! *squirts him with water*
I TOLD YOU TO GO TO BED PROMETHIUM!
Yeah, you two. Don’t pay attention to the passed out teen or dirty toddler. Just listen to the guitar. : /
Neo: I’m so glad I’ll be out of here soon.
Neo: Tomorrow’s my birthday. I can leave.
But… you’re like the only competent one here. D8
WHO ARE YOU EVEN TEXTING GO AWAYYYYYY
Samarium: I don’t even care if Aunt Wren is gonna be mad at me again. This is the best place to play with dollies.
Wings: *float through toilet and get covered in toilet water*
I’m sorry, guys, I should’ve warned you this chapter was kind of gross.
At least he’s in a sleeping bag.
I can’t be bothered by the fact that he’s not in a bed. : /
I forgot to age up Arnold with Cerium, so I’m doing it now.
Arnold: I’ve still got it.
Oh hell no.
Arnold: First I want to flir–
CANT HERE YOU YOURE NOT A TH LALALAA
The paparazzi continue to be amazing at their jobs.
Paparazzi Woman: Barium’s playing catch with his wife? This is definitely newsworthy.
The sad thing is we’re not too far off from stuff like that being ‘news’. ;_;
You don’t have to do your homework, Neo. You’re aging up.
Neo: I’m just showing off how responsible I am in comparison to the others.
Promethium: I’m responsible too!
Neo: You passed out on the floor this chapter; you’re not allowed to say you’re responsible!
IF: I’m… alive?
Europium: Why don’t I have one of those?
He tries to steal that damn doll ALL. THE. TIME. It’s probably why he was in the bathroom with Sam that one time. : /
Happy birthday, Neo! Your birthday present is horrible full moon lighting!
Yay new trait! : P
Zombie: Ooh… if I weren’t a zombie, I could afford a nice house like that…
Neo grew up nice. : P
She’ll be sticking around for a bit since we’re not in any hurry to clear out spaces in the house.
WREN WHY ARE YOU PEEING
WHY WERE YOU EVEN OUTSIDE
Europium was crying in the girls’ room before Wren put him to bed. He was already in the crib when Samarium woke up but she still went allllll the way to the nursery to complain about the baby who was no longer screaming.
Samarium: THIS MAKES ME VERY ANGRY!!
Wren: … go to bed, kid. I’m tired too. : /
Wren didn’t get a lot of sleep.
Europium: IM HUNGRY!
Wren: QUIET. I have a headache and you’re gonna get cake as soon as you shut your mouth!
… did you at least wash your hands this time, Wren?
Everyone was at the party! Even the crumpled old juice box.
Juice Box: If I sit here any longer I actually will be part of the family!
Europium gained the coward trait.
… no one tell him what’s floating above his head.
No one say anything about the ghost that just poofed behind him, either. : /
Malevolent Floating Hair: Yesss… soon my plans for world domination shall come to fruition…
Don’t look up, kid.
Toilet: I’m, like, super dirty.
Since Europium’s a coward, I gave him the bike helmet, ’cause there’s only so many hairstyles for boys and they mostly all look the same. : / Helmet, goggles, and apron.
Europium: Now I’m protected against anything! Even dragons!
I don’t think any of that stuff will protect you against a dragon, kid. But at least the blood wouldn’t get in your eyes as you were devoured.
Oh, hey! It’s Saturday! Time for a family outing to the library…
… why does the library require a wedding dress, Cerium?
Cerium: Er… we’re going to the library?
Neo: I’m hijacking this family outing! That’ll teach you to make someone other than me heir, when I’ve clearly shown I’m the most qualified. To town hall!
Graduation took all day so I postponed the library trip to tomorrow/next time I play.
Arnold: Now, Sammy, today is the day where you learn about the secrets of being a fairy.
Samarium: C’mon, Dad, I just wanna go home… : (
Paparazzi Off Screen: :O Barium Mendeleev is sleeping on the ground in front of town hall? I bet we can start a rumor that he lost his house by sundown!
Europium found his bed without me telling him which one it was, so I think he’s proven his competence as a sim that attends to his own needs. Hopefully.
Self Wetting : 15 -125
Fires: 4 -20
Electrocutions: 3 -15
Passing Out : 35 -175
Failing School : 0
Accidental Deaths : (0)
Social Worker Visit : (0)
Game breakiness that’s my own fault : 2
Every Birth : 14 +70
Twins : (5) +50
Triplets : (1) +20
Fulfilling LTWs : 6 +240
NTH Spouse Reaching Top of Career : (0)
Every Honor Roll : 9 +45
Every 100,000 simoleons earned : 1 +20
Painting of Torch Holder (4) + 20
TOTAL = 125