My Big Fat Vampire Wedding

Welcome to the first official chapter of the Mendeleev ISBI! If you haven’t read the original legacy, I would very much suggest it, but I’ll be doing my best to make sure you don’t need to have any prior knowledge of the Mendeleevs to be able to understand what’s going on.

Long story short, this is a family named after the elements of the periodic table, in order. Our founder was Ellie Mendeleev, and we got all the way to Krypton Mendeleev. Krypton was our heir, and he moved to Moonlight Falls to start and ISBI and continue along the periodic table.

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So, introducing our founder, Krypton Kal-El Clark Mendeleev. Yes he has two middle names. Krypton is an athletic loser who spent most of his time in high school getting picked on. He gained the coward trait upon becoming a young adult. His other traits are savvy sculptor and easily impressed.

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I made a graveyard to house all the graves of our older ghosts, but those graves vanished. I’ll send the rest of them over with Sweetie Belle (our last-minute robot) along with the graves of Lacy and Arsenic and the rest.

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One more thing we brought over! Yes, it’s Laurel Grisby! She went to prom with Krypton and they’ve been dating ever since.

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Just to keep things fair, the two lovebirds don’t know each other, but I did send Krypton right over to snatch her up, because otherwise all the men in town would be fighting each other for her, of course.

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Laurel: Welcome to my home, Krypton… I’ve never heard of your legacy before, but I feel like I know you somehow…

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Krypton: So, I’ve just got this new house… and by new house I mean empty lot… um.

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Laurel: Hee hee. You’re funny.

I think her left eye is drifting ever so slightly.

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Commence wooing.

Krypton: You know, I could write you a love song… but I’m not good at writing… so I’ll just play one from a CD… um.

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Krypton: Um… hey hottie, what’s baking.

Laurel: Hee hee.

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Wooing successful. Somehow.

My first order of business will be to find a way to get rid of those fangs.

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First kiss!

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Krypton: I know we only just met, and we’ve spent the whole time flirting and kissing so you don’t actually know anything about me… but do you want to go steady with me?

Laurel: Of course.

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With Laurel securely attached to Krypton, he goes over to the elixir store to see if there are any potions that get rid of vampirism. Sadly there are not, so we’ll have to figure something else out. I don’t really like playing vampires because their super skilling feels extremely cheat-y. With the way the kids skill, we could have heirs filling some of the skill-based LTWs before they take over as TH.

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Speaking of LTWs, we spend some of our money on a television and a chess table so Krypton can work on his.

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I later realized the money could better be spent on a toilet. Oops.

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Laurel: So you must really like my house if you keep coming over here.

Krypton: I’m extremely tired and you have a bed.

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Snuggle wuggles and no pass outs!

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They wake up early the next morning and proceed to be adorable.

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Krypton: Laurel, we only met yesterday but I feel like I’ve met you before… will you marry me?

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Laurel: Oh, yes yes yes!!!

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Neither of them knows anyone, so they have a nice private wedding.

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Krypton: By the way this is an ISBI so be prepared to wet yourself at some point.

Laurel: Wait, but…

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Krypton: *shut up kiss*

Welcome to the family Laurel Mendeleev.

Stats at end of chapter:

Torch-Holders: 1
Births vs. Babies: 0/0
Fires: 0
Fights: 0
Pass-outs: 0
Self-Wettings: 1
Repo-man: 0
Special Deaths vs. Total Death Count: 0/0
Reach top of a career: 0
LTWs Achieved: 0
Social Worker Visits: 0
Fired from job: 0

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