Welcome back new chapter all that jazz.
Europium: … wanna go make love in the pool?
June: You know it.
No pls that pool is for swimming and splashing and wholesome good family fun times and possibly murder.
I appreciate that Lutetium is putting all the dirty dishes in the dishwasher.
I appreciate it less that she chose to do so while about to pass out.
Wait… Ytterbium. Where are you?
Molly: Yes! A legacy child in our house! Just breathe in that player-household smell, Sandi! We’re relevant!
Sandi: OMIGOD MOM UGH!
Ytterbium: … are you starstruck by my family too?
Abraham: Your mom signed a thing for me so now I know we’re meant to be together. ;_;
Ytterbium: … I’m opening the gate to go inside, and if you follow me I will pepper spray you.
Apparently the driveway is the hot place to be right now.
And then everyone was asleep and I didn’t know what to do.
We have this statue tho that’s cool.
Apparently morning bikini women is just a fact of life here.
Abraham: Yeah, I spent all night here. Didn’t sleep a wink.
Pillar: You left the walls down. : )
WELL FUCK U TOO BUDDY
Thulium: I’m even scorned by my younger sisters now. Great. ;_;
Ytterbium: You can… um… come sit closer to the front, you know.
Thulium: Forced to sit back here, alone. ;_;
Ytterbium: We’d really prefer it if you sat next to us so we could talk and it’d be less awkward. : I
Thulium: They hate me. ;_;
Bikini Paparazzi: Since we can’t get to the pool inside, I made my own! 8D
Abraham: Ooh, maybe we could catch fish in it, too!
Bikini: :O If we could catch fish, we could have food to sustain ourselves! AND NEVER NEED TO LEAVE!!!
Papergirl: … I’m just gonna put this here… and walk away.
Terbium: Now that my LTW is done, what better way to connect with my daughters than to work at their school? 😀 They’ll love it!
I don’t think–
Terbium: THEY’LL LOVE IT! 8D
After her first day, Terbium went over to the Goth house to suck up to her boss, Cornelia.
… this will not be helping Terbium’s relationship with her boss.
Europium: So… are you Thulium’s boyfriend?
Michael: I’ve honestly never spoken to her in my life.
Europium: … well then. Um. Do you like this show?
Michael: … it’s alright.
Terbium: So, what do you think about burgers, kid? That’s what kids like, right? Burgers? Ones that come with cheap toys or something? Should I get you fast food or something? Is that how parenting works?
Ytterbium: Mom I am very hungry. Please let me get breakfast.
Ytterbium’s hair: *is eaten by a window*
Thulium had a field trip.
Thulium: … sigh.
Lisa: … I invited you to sit with me and you completely ignored me.
Thulium: Siiii… -gn me the fuck up that is some GOOD shit!
Maybe now she’ll have a nicer outlook on life.
Thulium: AAAH IM STARVING BECAUSE THEY DON’T FEED US AT THESE THINGS AND A TAXI REAR-ENDED OUR RIDE HOME.
She made it back home okay and I used my free command to have her call VJ.
Thulium: Mom shut up I’m calling the hottest guy in–HI VJ! 😀
Thulium: Mom shut up I’m doing homework.
Terbium: … Thulium, you are grounded from homework until you come talk to me.
Thulium: Mom what the fuck.
Terbium: … wanna learn how to drive in the Motive Mobile?
Thulium: … okay that is ten times cooler than doing homework.
Thulium: Can I honk my horn at the losers doing homework in front of the diner?
Terbium: I would be disappointed if you DIDN’T do that.
Terbium: … Now turn around so we can drive past and do it again. 8D
Sandi: … they’ve been circling the block for an hour now wtf.
River: Just try to ignore them. : /
Terbium then abandoned Thulium in front of a random house so she could drive the MM to work.
Thulium: … shit I should probably do that homework now. : I
Someone sent a hot tub through the mail… somehow… and June immediately broke it in.
June: What’s the world coming to that the youth wants to sit around buck naked? This generation is so entitled.
June you did it first.
June: It’s all these videogames and Pokémon Suns and Moons what’s deteriorating morality! I come out and see my child sitting naked in a hot tub? Damn millennials have no sense of decency!
Ytterbium: Um… okay gramma.
Ytterbium: WHAT THE SHIT MOM
Terbium: … wanna do family bonding?
They played some tag. : P
Terbium: I’m too frickin’ old for this.
Ytterbium: I didn’t hear any apologies when you almost made my heart give out! Keep running!
Erbium finally got out of the hot tub.
Someone stole their clothes. : 3
… and it wasn’t me.
We got a magic gnome and now that I think about it, I can’t remember having any in this ISBI. I know we had a bunch in the legacy before but I dunno where this one came from.
I named it and promptly forgot its name.
I hope this pose doesn’t mean a meteor’s going to come.
I’ve had a couple games where no one was looking at the stars or anything and then WHAM a meteor! Once when everyone in the house was sleeping!
Speaking of sleeping, WHY DO THE BUNKBEDS DO THIS?
They have ladders on BOTH sides for a reason!
I thought our fridge was broken but apparently it was just Erbium trying to passive-aggressively murder everyone in the house.
Erbium: I’m not moving until the person who stole my clothes steps forward. ò_ó
Terbium and Mick went to break in the hot tub in their own way, if you know what I mean. 😉
Mick: Promise not to drown me in here?
Terbium: We’ll see. : )
In hindsight, having her fix the broken electronics coming straight out of a body of water wasn’t the best idea.
But she didn’t die!
Glitchy IF: Good job! ._.
I SAW THAT THULIUM.
Erbium: Can you believe that Mom tried to convince me that fairies stole my clothes? Fairies? Fairies don’t exist!
Thulium: I saw one fishing across the street just last night, though. : /
Terbium: … can you put on some clothes? It’s getting uncomfortable.
You’re one to talk, Terbium.
Ytterbium: THE HELL MOM???
Terbium: Oooh I’ve been meaning to read this one.
Somehow Terbium is actually best friends with, like, everyone but Lutetium?
Terbium: Because I’m the best.
So some bonding for Terbium and Lu.
Lutetium: Mom, you better not be cheating!
Terbium: I’m just a really good Hanzo main, okay?
And then I got a message that Thulium got put on time out for some reason.
Thulium proceeded to walk all the way outside and stand just outside the window of the room she’d just been in. : /
Thulium: I’m just gonna stand here and STARE at Mick and make him regret giving me a time out.
June: *inaudible flirting*
Thulium: :O Omigosh! … the view from this lot is gorgeous! But more importantly… my gramma and my step-dad are having an affair with one another? Drama…
Self Wetting : 18 -140
Fires: 5 -25
Electrocutions: 3 -15
Passing Out : 45 -225
Failing School : … shoot probably a lot actually ;_;
Accidental Deaths : (0)
Social Worker Visit : (0)
Game breakiness that’s my own fault : 2
Every Birth : 16 +80
Twins : (8) +80
Triplets : (1) +20
Fulfilling LTWs : 7 +280
NTH Spouse Reaching Top of Career : (0)
Every Honor Roll : 9 +45
Every 100,000 simoleons earned : 1 +20
Painting of Torch Holder (4) + 20
TOTAL = 135 minus something