Mother of the Year

Look! I’m back and it hasn’t been forever! Last time, Terbium had twins, so we have three babbins in the house and we’ve finished off the lanthanides.


… why are you an angler if you’re so disgusted by all of the fish you catch?

Terbium: Something about polluting the waters and leading a radioactive fish army, remember?

I really don’t.


Erbium’s grades aren’t great so they’re in timeout right now.

Erbium: If mom thinks that I really care about standing in a corner for ten minutes, I’m not going to say anything. It beats being grounded.


Europium got old last time, too.

You can barely tell.


I just thought this was really pretty.



Erbium: Yeah? And I didn’t want to be woken up at two in the morning. We all have our crosses to bear.


Erbium: I’ll take care of you first because you didn’t piss me off.


Alberto: … I don’t remember having any more kids with Terbium…



Thulium: I’m not hungry anymore but now I’m STINKY.


I was getting set up for Terbium to marry Mick but then I realized that they weren’t even engaged. Oops. Time to fix that.


Terbium got in trouble for having a baby out of wedlock because I apparently installed the Sims 3 Puritan Life EP without noticing. She has the option to dispel the rumors. To the guy who fathered the kids.

How would that go.

“Hey honey you remember the babies we had? Well they’re not real. Figments of your imagination.”

Anyway, Mick was super tired but I had Terbium persist because his face was frozen and


this is the best decision I’ve ever made.


Mick: This ring sucks.

Terbium: Do you want  to drown in a pool?


I was straight up laughing out loud.


Terbium: Luv you.

Mick: *tries to hold in a fart*


Mick: *unimpressed*

Since they just got engaged and it’s now late, I decided to do the wedding the next day and hopefully combine it with Family Outing Time. So Terbium’s going fishing.


…and bringing the toddler, apparently.

Terbium: You never said I couldn’t.

Why not use the motive mobile so you don’t have to worry about the kid’s needs? *tells Terbium to get out, CLICKS ON THE MOTIVE MOBILE, and gives command to go to the lot*

Terbium: *gets back into limo*


Terbium: I’m just gonna… put the kid down here.

Terbium why can’t you listen to me and WHY DID YOU TAKE THE LONG WAY.


The beach is where I wanted her to go, and she could have taken the roade almost right there. But she decided to hop out like four miles from the beach and walk. Note that where they are in this picture is not where they started out, but where they ended up after like an hour of walking or something.


Thulium aged up and I used my one action to give her some food because poor thing was starving.

Terbium: I’m just going to fish here then.

Terbium, just… go home. Your child is exhausted.

Terbium: Fine.


Good. You took the Motive Mobile. Is Thulium with you?

Terbium: Er…


This poor child.

Thulium: Where the fuck did that woman go?

Thulium aged up as inappropriate because she had a rocky upbringing. I don’t blame her.


Thulium: Mom I made it home. On my bike, pedaling for miles, in the dark. You’re lucky as fuck that I didn’t get murdered by clowns.

Terbium: That’s nice, dear. I’m going to take care of your sister… somewhere else. Somewhere you’re not. Bye now.

Thulium: Cool. You’re gonna be a mother now. Great. Fine. Peachy.


Then she passed out, earning us another FAIL, but I’m not even upset with her. Honestly it’s Terbium’s fault, so…


Self Wetting : 17 -135
Fires: 5 -25
Electrocutions: 3 -15
Passing Out : 43 -215
Failing School : 0
Accidental Deaths : (0) (Alberto was not accidental)
Social Worker Visit : (0)
Game breakiness that’s my own fault : 2

Every Birth : 16 +80
Twins : (8) +80
Triplets : (1) +20
Fulfilling LTWs : 6 +240
NTH Spouse Reaching Top of Career : (0)
Every Honor Roll : 9 +45
Every 100,000 simoleons earned : 1 +20
Painting of Torch Holder (4) + 20

TOTAL = 110

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