Null and Void

Hey, so… welcome to the legacy, I guess.

It’s your narrator and future torch-holder, Terbium, speaking.

… ignore my broken brother.

I would like to point out that I can navigate a floor full of sleeping bags like a pro.

… um… Dad? You are Europium.

What’s the thing with this family and fire?

And why do we have ghosts from like, a thousand generations ago?

There’s a ton of buttholes hanging outside of school.

… if I did that, I’d probably have to narrate the rest of the legacy. -_-

June: Whatcha doin’?

Europium: Playing a game…

June: Well, why don’t you come upstairs? I thought we could play a game with a joystick…

OH EUGHHHH!

Way to go, Mom.

… at least they didn’t screw. : /

I tried to rope Erbium into one of my evil plots, but they were a little butt about it.

… maybe I shouldn’t have stolen that candy that one time.

Anyway, I’m officially the torch holder, SUCKERS!

Ignore my ugly brother.

He’s a slob now.

I’m cute, though. Drop-dead gorgeous.

I’m a virtuoso. I can play all the instruments in the world. All four of them.

Or, I will be able to when I complete my LTW.

Europium: … you know I’m just a stylist, right? I’ve never touched one of these things in my life.

Terbium: Stylist, tattoo artist. Same thing.

Europium: … those are very different things, Terbium.

Dad didn’t screw it up, so I guess I’ll let him live.

Then I got to drag the whole family out for graduation.

Dad didn’t take the Motive Mobile, so I got to witness everyone’s delicious despair during graduation.

Bye Gadolinium!

…turd.

My classmates know what’s up, at least.

I got a leg up on my LTW and got some skill on the guitar while everyone else went home.

To top off my perfect day, my little sis is in trouble because she had to skip school to come to my graduation. Score!

Now I can provide my family with dinner and a show!

But four skills is a lot, so I figured I’d head to college to give myself some more time.

Grampa was more concerned with dinner, but whatever.

… and then the universe found new and unusual ways to break.

No option to pick out a dorm. Just ‘create a sim,’ ‘select a household,’ or ‘move in household,’ and I was not in the house bin.

I’m… not sure where I am, to be honest.

The simmer picked out a dorm, but I still wasn’t there. And they could choose everyone in the dorm, not just one person.

So… maybe we can move one of the guys out and bring him home? But the game didn’t like that and wouldn’t bring us back to our home world while there were still people in our ‘household.’

So we moved them all out.

And broke the game.

So…

I’m kind of waiting in a void until the simmer gets back? And none of this happened, probably.