*flips table*

Welcome back to the Mendeleev ISBI! The youngest of this generation, Samarium and Europium, have just become teens. The game doesn’t register them as cousins, but that’s not gonna be a big dea…

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FRICK.

Er… mentions of incest in this chapter, if that bothers you. : /

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NO. You two are NOT allowed to have a romantic relationship with one another, much less a Slap Slap Kiss Ben 10 dealie.

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Paparazzi: Oh, look. A Mendeleev in a sleeping bag. Front page news!

… isn’t there something better you could be reporting on?

Paparazzi: Honestly I’m trying to get the scoop on Sam and Europium’s illicit love affair.

They’re not in a relationship, okay? They just see one another as attractive, which isn’t incorrect, and completely understandable what with the surge of hormones and all.

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Weird sim spent the entire school day standing in front of the building and doing the university cheer.

Colleges are getting really into advertising for new students, apparently.

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Hey, Europium! And Samarium, if you swing that way. Check out this girl who’s not related to you!

Do either of you think that she’s attractive? Please?

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Europium: Eh.

Samarium: If I do turn out to be bi, she’s not doing it for me. : /

Sarah: … I’m right here, guys.

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BARIUM WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAIR?

Barium: It actually fell out a while ago. I don’t like people to know I wear a wig.

Don’t worry, I won’t tell anyone.

Barium: … you’re posting this to your blog, aren’t you.

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I noticed this on the beds and got more excited than I should have. So you have to look at it too.

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Promethium: So, in conclusion, I’d be really thrilled if you considered looking at girls other than my sister.

Europium: … but why would you want that? Samarium is gorgeous.

Promethium: … aren’t you proper? How is incest proper?

Europium: It’s not uncommon for cousins to have married in royal lineages.

Promethium: … crap.

Then Prom happened.

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Okay. Sam’s Prom Queen. Europium didn’t get Prom King, so everything should be o..

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FRICK FRACK.

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DAMMIT YOU TWO.

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Samarium: Geez, I can’t even get to sleep now. I can’t stop thinking about how good the dinner at prom was.

MAYBE YOU CAN’T STOP THINKING ABOUT YOUR REBELLION AGAINST NATURE, GOD, AND ALL THINGS GOOD IN THIS WORLD.

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Cerium: So… our kids are practically dating now?

Wren: I knew I shouldn’t have joined this family. : /

Okay, desperate times call for desperate measures. The house was full, so I had to kick out Promethium and Neodymium first.

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Samarium: I don’t get why but I’m supposed to turn you into a person.

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June: DAMN your cousin is hot.

Samarium: I know, but don’t even think about it. He’s mine.

Yes. YES think about it. Please.

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June: … her dad’s pretty cute, too.

FOCUS ON THE MISSION, JUNE.

Next time maybe we’ll have a new torch holder? I don’t have that much room left for pictures so I’m trying to stretch that a bit until I figure out where I want to host the pictures after that’s full.

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… because obviously there aren’t any true rumors people could be spreading. : /

SCORE:

Self Wetting : 15 -125
Fires: 4 -20
Electrocutions: 3 -15
Passing Out : 37 -185
Failing School : 0
Accidental Deaths : (0)
Social Worker Visit : (0)
Game breakiness that’s my own fault : 2
Incest: 1 (-100000000 FRICKIN FRACKIN WHYYY)

Every Birth : 14 +70
Twins : (5) +50
Triplets : (1) +20
Fulfilling LTWs : 6 +240
NTH Spouse Reaching Top of Career : (0)
Every Honor Roll : 9 +45
Every 100,000 simoleons earned : 1 +20
Painting of Torch Holder (4) + 20

TOTAL = 115

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One thought on “*flips table*

  1. Lol, this game is so messed up. They’re first cousins, not even one generation removed. Broken broken game. June looks pretty cute though, hopefully Europium likes her, too.

    Regarding pictures, I find if you resize them, they’ll get way smaller in file size. I reduce mine from 1280×960 to 800×600 and the file size is about half. May not help too much, but should extend the room you have left.

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