Welcome back to the Mendeleev ISBI! The youngest of this generation, Samarium and Europium, have just become teens. The game doesn’t register them as cousins, but that’s not gonna be a big dea…
Er… mentions of incest in this chapter, if that bothers you. : /
NO. You two are NOT allowed to have a romantic relationship with one another, much less a Slap Slap Kiss Ben 10 dealie.
Paparazzi: Oh, look. A Mendeleev in a sleeping bag. Front page news!
… isn’t there something better you could be reporting on?
Paparazzi: Honestly I’m trying to get the scoop on Sam and Europium’s illicit love affair.
They’re not in a relationship, okay? They just see one another as attractive, which isn’t incorrect, and completely understandable what with the surge of hormones and all.
Weird sim spent the entire school day standing in front of the building and doing the university cheer.
Colleges are getting really into advertising for new students, apparently.
Hey, Europium! And Samarium, if you swing that way. Check out this girl who’s not related to you!
Do either of you think that she’s attractive? Please?
Samarium: If I do turn out to be bi, she’s not doing it for me. : /
Sarah: … I’m right here, guys.
BARIUM WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAIR?
Barium: It actually fell out a while ago. I don’t like people to know I wear a wig.
Don’t worry, I won’t tell anyone.
Barium: … you’re posting this to your blog, aren’t you.
I noticed this on the beds and got more excited than I should have. So you have to look at it too.
Promethium: So, in conclusion, I’d be really thrilled if you considered looking at girls other than my sister.
Europium: … but why would you want that? Samarium is gorgeous.
Promethium: … aren’t you proper? How is incest proper?
Europium: It’s not uncommon for cousins to have married in royal lineages.
Promethium: … crap.
Then Prom happened.
Okay. Sam’s Prom Queen. Europium didn’t get Prom King, so everything should be o..
DAMMIT YOU TWO.
Samarium: Geez, I can’t even get to sleep now. I can’t stop thinking about how good the dinner at prom was.
MAYBE YOU CAN’T STOP THINKING ABOUT YOUR REBELLION AGAINST NATURE, GOD, AND ALL THINGS GOOD IN THIS WORLD.
Cerium: So… our kids are practically dating now?
Wren: I knew I shouldn’t have joined this family. : /
Okay, desperate times call for desperate measures. The house was full, so I had to kick out Promethium and Neodymium first.
Samarium: I don’t get why but I’m supposed to turn you into a person.
June: DAMN your cousin is hot.
Samarium: I know, but don’t even think about it. He’s mine.
Yes. YES think about it. Please.
June: … her dad’s pretty cute, too.
FOCUS ON THE MISSION, JUNE.
Next time maybe we’ll have a new torch holder? I don’t have that much room left for pictures so I’m trying to stretch that a bit until I figure out where I want to host the pictures after that’s full.
… because obviously there aren’t any true rumors people could be spreading. : /
Self Wetting : 15 -125
Fires: 4 -20
Electrocutions: 3 -15
Passing Out : 37 -185
Failing School : 0
Accidental Deaths : (0)
Social Worker Visit : (0)
Game breakiness that’s my own fault : 2
Incest: 1 (-100000000 FRICKIN FRACKIN WHYYY)
Every Birth : 14 +70
Twins : (5) +50
Triplets : (1) +20
Fulfilling LTWs : 6 +240
NTH Spouse Reaching Top of Career : (0)
Every Honor Roll : 9 +45
Every 100,000 simoleons earned : 1 +20
Painting of Torch Holder (4) + 20
TOTAL = 115