I have used up 78% of my pictures what is this even.
How many generations has it even been.
… is this generation 5/6 (TH/offspring), not counting our founder Krypton???
Barium: … did you just wet yourself?
Cerium: … no?
Barium: Why are you acting embarrassed, then?
Cerium: I have no idea.
Promethium had a birthday.
Promethium: … now can you please get out of my room? It’s almost midnight.
I think Promethium’s nose is a bit softer than his dad’s, but that’s pretty much it.
Arnold: … I always knew you would replace me.
Sam: Wait what.
Barium: Now that you’re a young adult, perhaps you would like to take up photography?
Promethium: … I don’t take life advice from people with bowls stuck to their appendages.
Samarium: Why am I still here.
Samarium: Woo! I’m past tired and into DELIRIOUS tired!
Promethium: Please leave.
… I thought that wish to marry Arnold at first.
Samarium: … why are you cooking when you could just grab some pie.
Promethium: Pie isn’t breakfast food.
Samarium: Two AM isn’t breakfast, it’s a midnight snack.
HAVE YOU NOT SLEPT YET?
… you are not a good role model.
Sam: I also need to pee.
WHOA WHERE DID THIS COME FROM?
Promethium: … what is your dad doing?
Europium: Just don’t make eye contact.
Europium: Neo, what if there’s a clown hiding in our house?
Neo: This house is full of clowns. And none of them are hiding.
… why are you in your wedding dress?
Cerium: I’m going to renew my vows with Arnold.
That’s not an interaction in this game.
Cerium: Then I guess I can go to my son’s graduation.
Ooh! Graduation means that everyone’s in their formal. I can show you how cute Europium looks in his…
The legacy lives on.
I thought this was going to be a disaster until I remembered we had a motive mobile.
Actually is from another sim family. I was too lazy to make the mom of the family so I just plucked Ellie out of the bin and changed her name and stuff.
Look, it’s the girl we briefly kidnapped. : P
Andromeda: Don’t make eye contact…
Apparently the stress of nearly being a legacy spouse has caused her to begin going bald.
Promethium: Guess who has two thumbs and just graduated!!
Wren: … we don’t actually register as being related after the move, so this bores me.
… I checked, and if I wanted we could actually ‘keep it in the family’ with the way the relationships between the cousins are. Not that I would, but the ‘no incest’ block that’s normally in place doesn’t seem to be there.
… are you going to change out of your dress, Cerium?
Cerium: … not as long as I can still fit in it.
Europium gets a pass because this is fainting from cowardice. Apparently there was a monster under the bed.
The cell phone woke him up.
Europium: No, I am not going to run around town finding semi-precious stones for you. Never call me again, or my eyebrows will find you, and I can’t be held accountable for what they do to you.
I’ve been playing this for years and I still come across things I don’t think I’ve seen before. Someone was playing the horror channel on the TV and it scared Europium.
Samarium aged up as a teen and she’s… flirty? I think that’s right.
At first I was like ‘ugh, that hair has to change.’
And then I thought.
It must never change.
Samarium: … is my hair even possible?
Europium: Tell your fairy friends I’m not going to Neverland.
Tinkerbell: *sad twinkle sound*
Samarium: MOM! There’s a weird llama fantasizing about Neo at the door!
Europium grew up proper.
Europium: Father, it is not proper birthday protocol to eat hot dogs when the cake has been set out, and certainly not with a bowl attached to your hand.
Wren: Woo, Europium! When can I stop cheering?
Europium: And Samarium is facing in the wrong direction.
Barium: Shut up and eat your cake.
Self Wetting : 15 -125
Fires: 4 -20
Electrocutions: 3 -15
Passing Out : 37 -185
Failing School : 0
Accidental Deaths : (0)
Social Worker Visit : (0)
Game breakiness that’s my own fault : 2
Every Birth : 14 +70
Twins : (5) +50
Triplets : (1) +20
Fulfilling LTWs : 6 +240
NTH Spouse Reaching Top of Career : (0)
Every Honor Roll : 9 +45
Every 100,000 simoleons earned : 1 +20
Painting of Torch Holder (4) + 20
TOTAL = 115