Killer Eyebrows

I have used up 78% of my pictures what is this even.
How many generations has it even been.

… is this generation 5/6 (TH/offspring), not counting our founder Krypton???

Let’s say yes?
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Barium: … did you just wet yourself?

Cerium: … no?

Barium: Why are you acting embarrassed, then?

Cerium: I have no idea.

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Promethium had a birthday.

Promethium: … now can you please get out of my room? It’s almost midnight.

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I think Promethium’s nose is a bit softer than his dad’s, but that’s pretty much it.

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Arnold: … I always knew you would replace me.

Sam: Wait what.

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Barium: Now that you’re a young adult, perhaps you would like to take up photography?

Promethium: … I don’t take life advice from people with bowls stuck to their appendages.

Samarium: Why am I still here.

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Samarium: Woo! I’m past tired and into DELIRIOUS tired!

Promethium: Please leave.

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… I thought that wish to marry Arnold at first.

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Samarium: … why are you cooking when you could just grab some pie.

Promethium: Pie isn’t breakfast food.

Samarium: Two AM isn’t breakfast, it’s a midnight snack.


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… you are not a good role model.

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Sam: I also need to pee.

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Promethium: … what is your dad doing?

Europium: Just don’t make eye contact.

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Europium: Neo, what if there’s a clown hiding in our house?

Neo: This house is full of clowns. And none of them are hiding.

This family.

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… why are you in your wedding dress?

Cerium: I’m going to renew my vows with Arnold.

That’s not an interaction in this game.

Cerium: Then I guess I can go to my son’s graduation.

Ooh! Graduation means that everyone’s in their formal. I can show you how cute Europium looks in his…

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… tuxedo.

The legacy lives on.

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I thought this was going to be a disaster until I remembered we had a motive mobile.

Coolie oolies.

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Wait, Ellie???

Actually is from another sim family. I was too lazy to make the mom of the family so I just plucked Ellie out of the bin and changed her name and stuff.

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Look, it’s the girl we briefly kidnapped. : P

Andromeda: Don’t make eye contact…

Apparently the stress of nearly being a legacy spouse has caused her to begin going bald.

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Promethium: Guess who has two thumbs and just graduated!!

Wren: … we don’t actually register as being related after the move, so this bores me.

… I checked, and if I wanted we could actually ‘keep it in the family’ with the way the relationships between the cousins are. Not that I would, but the ‘no incest’ block that’s normally in place doesn’t seem to be there.

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… are you going to change out of your dress, Cerium?

Cerium: … not as long as I can still fit in it.

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Europium gets a pass because this is fainting from cowardice. Apparently there was a monster under the bed.

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The cell phone woke him up.

Europium: No, I am not going to run around town finding semi-precious stones for you. Never call me again, or my eyebrows will find you, and I can’t be held accountable for what they do to you.

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I’ve been playing this for years and I still come across things I don’t think I’ve seen before. Someone was playing the horror channel on the TV and it scared Europium.

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Samarium aged up as a teen and she’s… flirty? I think that’s right.

At first I was like ‘ugh, that hair has to change.’

And then I thought.



It must never change.

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Samarium: … is my hair even possible?

Europium: Tell your fairy friends I’m not going to Neverland.

Tinkerbell: *sad twinkle sound*

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Samarium: MOM! There’s a weird llama fantasizing about Neo at the door!

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Europium grew up proper.

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Europium: Father, it is not proper birthday protocol to eat hot dogs when the cake has been set out, and certainly not with a bowl attached to your hand.

Wren: Woo, Europium! When can I stop cheering?

Europium: And Samarium is facing in the wrong direction.

Barium: Shut up and eat your cake.


Self Wetting : 15 -125
Fires: 4 -20
Electrocutions: 3 -15
Passing Out : 37 -185
Failing School : 0
Accidental Deaths : (0)
Social Worker Visit : (0)
Game breakiness that’s my own fault : 2

Every Birth : 14 +70
Twins : (5) +50
Triplets : (1) +20
Fulfilling LTWs : 6 +240
NTH Spouse Reaching Top of Career : (0)
Every Honor Roll : 9 +45
Every 100,000 simoleons earned : 1 +20
Painting of Torch Holder (4) + 20

TOTAL = 115

2 thoughts on “Killer Eyebrows

  1. Europium and Samarium are very unique looking, I like them. Can’t remember who won the heir poll, I know it was one of the younger ones, but the fairy or the coward? Either way, next gen is going to be fun!

    I haven’t had many coward in my game, did not know they could be afraid of the horror channel! It makes sense, just didn’t think EA were so logical with their programming.

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