Hey, guys! Long time no see!
Llama Army: ALL SHALL BOW BEFORE US. ALL SHALL KNEEL.
Wait, wait, wait.
Arnold continues to constantly work on playing his instruments. He might actually get close to reaching his LTW, at least.
I sent Cerium out to the potion shop, because why not. I haven’t played around with all these elixir things yet. So now Cerium is a witch.
And Wren is preggles.
We’ve had a wand sitting around the house for a while… a wedding gift from someone or other… so I thought we could use it. Level up those magic skills and unlock more spells!
Neo: If we’re rich, why can’t we have a more opulent house? With emeralds and diamonds everywhere?
That is not a happy face.
Autonomous interactions are always so cute.
Barium: Oh, my love. You are my muse.
That looks nothing like her, Barium.
… not more of this, please.
Barium: Can I have your autograph?
… I’ll put up with the asking family members for autographs thing, since it’s not as bad as when the family members are ready to jump each other’s bones. : /
I’m not sure why Barium is talking about vegetables.
Barium: Are you kidding? Vegetables are IMPORTANT.
Neo: Dad, I’m pretty sure 90% of the food I’ve eaten in my life has been cake. I turned out pretty okay.
… so I played this stuff before being suddenly hit with a ton of homework, so I don’t remember a lot of things that happened. I hope I won’t be faulted for patting myself on the back too much for this.
TO THE MENDELEEVMOBILE!!!
Seriously, guys. We’re going out.
To the pool. And, by the pool, I mean ‘a public restroom’. Apparently.
Cerium: It’s your turn to deal with the kid.
Wren: No, it’s your turn.
Neo: … seriously? We’re leaving the baby on the floor? This is a bathroom!
Neo: Don’t worry, baby. I’ll take care of you.
This one’s Sam, right? It’s been a while.
Barium: Nothing more revealing?
Wren: … I’m giving birth in a few days, Barium.
Barium: So? Every woman here is potentially giving birth in a few days. Pregnancies last less than a week.
Glad we’re making the most of this outing.
In the snow?
… you know I let you guys go out to the POOL, right?
Cerium: I’m a good mother.
… Sam’s been here alone for half an hour, while you were staring out a window.
Barium and Wren are the last ones here at the pool, with Sam left on the ground.
I’ll have Barium head home with the kid when my control switches over to him.
… oops. Cerium was there all along.
Well, she’s stuck now.
Her in-laws are all fairies and a witch.
Happy birthday, Promethium!
At least Arnold made it.
… and the new baby was born while I was paying attention to Promethium.
He’s friendly, and he hates the outdoors. His name is Europium, which comes after Samarium.
Come on, Promethium, I have to take a picture of you.
Hey Promethium! Looking pretty snazzy. His new trait is the Haha You Think I Remember This trait.
… I’ll… I’ll, um, have that written down when it’s time to vote.
… we were doing so well, Promethium.
Here’s Europium, in the event that you’ve never seen a Sims 3 baby before, or if you’ve gotten used to Sims 4 babies.
Anyway, it’s Prom Nigh-
… even though he’s never been to school before, Promethium is Prom King. Well, as long as…
Neo: Crack a joke. Go ahead and try.
Play for effect.
Oh, and it was Cerium’s birthday!
Cerium: … why are my ears suddenly cold?
… I’m keeping it. xD
Self Wetting : 14 -120
Fires: 4 -20
Electrocutions: 3 -15
Passing Out : 33 -165
Failing School : 0
Accidental Deaths : (0)
Social Worker Visit : (0)
Game breakiness that’s my own fault : 2
Every Birth : 14 +70
Twins : (5) +50
Triplets : (1) +20
Fulfilling LTWs : 6 +240
NTH Spouse Reaching Top of Career : (0)
Every Honor Roll : 9 +45
Every 100,000 simoleons earned : 1 +20
Painting of Torch Holder (4) + 20
TOTAL = 140