Incest is Relative

Hey, guys. I’m actually pretty on top of my homework right now, so it’s time for a Mendeleev post!

Well, while Barium’s being sent out to throw some more potions at people or whatever I was having him do, why not check on what the others are doing?

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O… kay then.

I’ve heard of sims turning to incest with Story Progression, but never ones so closely related. And not in the same house!

… actually Antimony was trying to shoo Cerium out of the bathroom.

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… moving on with the sim check.

Wren’s taking care of Neo.

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Arnold is cheating the claw machine, which seems to be one of his favorite activities, kn addition to playing with the instruments. I feel like I’m constantly getting notifications about him getting this or that out of it.

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Yup, I was right. We were on an elixir-throwing mission.

And that guy went and kissed another woman right in front of his wife right after we made him a vampire. : /

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Blondie: BEES! Why would you throw B-you’re kind of cute! 😉

And then she became a paparazzi just so she could stalk Barium.

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Blondie: Ooh! This must be where he gets his BEES!

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Kirby went and killed the other gnomes.

Kirby: Now to kill the family! EEHEEHEEHEE!

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Cerium: OMIGOD THE B- oh wait it’s a job booster potion.

And then I found out that it doesn’t work like the skill booster and she actually has to go to work.

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Since Cerium’s got a few more days of maternity leave, but she’s just on level one of the job, I had her quit and take the job again. Which actually is a step forward. Now she’s at a clean slate instead of having a lot of red filling her performance bar.

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Wren: I’m the best parent. What’s Cerium doing, leaving her baby crying like that?

She’s working, Wren. Like you’d be doing if we hadn’t married you in.

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Hey, Caesium!

Lynda: Shouldn’t this guy be an IF?

For once, Lynda, you’re the voice of reason.

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Hey, I’m here, too!

Sabrina: There’s… too many people here… : (

Then leave.

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… no one’s keeping you here, self.

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Hey, Krypton. Long time no see you ghosts around, so it’s nice.

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I think that Arnold is duplicating stuff or getting new instruments or something, ’cause I don’t remember him having his own drum set before? And we didn’t have a keyboard at all, I don’t think.

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Caesium: Because I’m all about that bass, ’bout that bass, no… guitars.

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And I worked so hard actually making you look nice as a teen!

That’s… that’s an interesting outfit choice.

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Lining up to play with the baby.

Barium: Uncle loves you very much! Yes he does! Yes he does! Mommy loves you too, but I got here first! Yes I did! Who got here first?

Cerium: Will you just shut up?

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Olive: WHY WOULD YOU THROW B- You’re kind of cute!

Barium: … you’re like my great… great… I don’t even know.

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Barium: Well, LTW completed. I. Am. The best.

Olive: Wait! Wait! We can have hot bee woohoo!

What is it with women being turned on by bees?

Screen Shot 2015-01-30 at 6.51.19 AMAnd with this…

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Wren reaches her LTW as well.

Wren: I am best spouse.

Okay, you two, cut it out. Your heads are getting too big for the house.

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Antimony: Endlessly cleaning, endlessly cleaning…

Barium: Will you just WAIT for me to fix the tub first?

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Who are you on the phone with?

Wren: Oh, no Daddy. It’s alright. You don’t have to save me anymore; we’re rich now.

Vaughn: Alright. That’s good… I was planning to use the Mendeleev girl as collateral, but she didn’t agree to go out with me…

Was THAT what that was about?

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Damn you and your fairy pranks, Arnold.

As soon as we find a Potent Cure Elixir, your wings are going bye-bye.

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Speaking of wings, Theo’s growing up.

I think Theo’s a good nickname for Promethium. And it’s a family name, too, the name of our second spouse in this legacy back when our founder Ellie was alive still.

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I just changed his wings not to clash, but he’s a cutie. Blond with red eyes, and I don’t think we’ve had anyone born into the family blond in a while.

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Barium: Hey, have you played those arcade games we have? They’re pretty fun. I have a lot of time to play with them now that I’m through with my LTW.

Cerium: You… bite me.

Neo: Sopping network! Sopping network!

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Bobo (or whatever its name is): How you doing, Caesium?

Caesium: I’m not sure if I’ve moved from this spot since yesterday. : /


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From the back, he looked an awful lot like Helium. I’m glad we don’t have any further incest going on.

Screen Shot 2015-01-30 at 7.09.17 AMWill you stop that?

I did change her LTW to culinary librarian, but I’m still keeping her on her career track for now.

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Neo: It’s a dream within a dream, little sheep.

Wrong movie, Neo.

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The kids freaking love the home shopping network.

So does Antimony, apparently.

Screen Shot 2015-01-30 at 7.11.47 AMWow, Lynda. That’s actually… nice. Burying the hatchet?

Lynda: Or spying on Antimony with a bugged painting. >_> <_<

Screen Shot 2015-01-30 at 7.13.22 AMCerium: … I thought this was over!

Vaughn: This time just because you’re hot. 😉

: /


Self Wetting : 13 -115
Fires: 4 -20
Electrocutions: 3  -15
Passing Out : 33 -165
Failing School : 0
Accidental Deaths : (0)
Social Worker Visit : (0)
Game breakiness that’s my own fault : 2

Every Birth : 12 +60
Twins : (5) +50
Triplets : (1) +20
Fulfilling LTWs :  5 +200
NTH Spouse Reaching Top of Career : (0)
Every Honor Roll : 9 +45
Every 100,000 simoleons earned : 1 +20
Painting of Torch Holder (4) + 20

TOTAL = 95

One thought on “Incest is Relative

  1. Hehe, toddler fairies, so cute! Though I agree about adult (and teen) fairies, their pranks get very annoying. Almost as bad as witches ice blasting the plumbing.

    LOL at all the incest! Horny little SP sims…

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