So, last time Silver died and people moved out, so I had room to finally finally FINALLY move graves over from when I forgot them back in Roaring Heights. So I got my simself on that right away.
You can’t find me attractive! YOU ARE MARRIED. Stopitstopitstopitstopitstopit.
*sigh* Just go and get the graves real quick so we can pop out of here.
Sabrina: I’m somehow already tired.
Maybe because the new gremlin puppy likes to eat human flesh at night when you’re trying to sleep?
She has a hunger only hands can satisfy.
I couldn’t figure out how to spawn investigator jobs; the ‘spawn job’ cheat only came up if I had Antimony as my active sim, to spawn a ghost hunter job, so I had Barium quit his job and we’ll be pursuing the Alchemy Artisan thing, because I haven’t really done alchemy yet.
Cerium, don’t kill yourself over the asymmetrical house design.
Cerium: I’m not! I’m feeding the cowplant! God!
Barium will be spending quite a bit of time reading up on alchemy in the library. So I figured it would be a good time to plop my simself in and move in the graves.
BARIUM YOU ARE MARRIED.
Sabrina: I… don’t even think I have any skills?
TA DA! *triumphant music*
The gnomes are Link and Luigi, I believe.
I moved my simself out, and she got a house rather than being kicked out so that the money she brought in would leave with her. Have fun, little simself. Procreate, preferably. Sims exist only to breed, after all.
Ohey, Caesium and Lanthanum came to the library!
It’s kind of nice to send sims out to read at the library or other community lots. Cool to see all the other sims that come in.
Lucy is almost dressed appropriately!
And this kid FINALLY took a shower!
Raz: My mom forced me to bathe before I could graduate. : /
Caesium: How’s your LTW going?
Barium: Er… I had to give up on it because of glitches. I’m skilling for alchemy now to fulfill my new one. How’s your wish to be rich and famous?
Caesium: Still not a celebrity. : /
Barium: That’s weird; I’m a three-star celebrity just from interacting with my fiance.
Dym found one of the guitars. So that was cool.
Wren: I’m… going to be marrying your son…
Antione: *eats food* *ignores*
We were doing… something… on Saturday. I think I was working on Barium’s then-LTW? Anyway, I had a quasi-family outing mid-week to make up for it, although the teens were at school and Antione was at work. It ended up being these three reading for an afternoon. It was thrilling.
On the bright side, Cerium’s got on honor roll!
She went to her boyfriend’s house after school.
Cerium: Wait… you’re the werewolf who traumatized me when I was a child!
It’s a small world. Especially when there are only a few families in town because it was empty when we moved in.
Werewolf Kahn: So, you’re the girl dating my son…
Cerium: TOUCH ME AND I WILL HAVE A BUS RUN OVER YOU, MONGREL.
Arnold: Don’t mind my father, Cerium. I wrote some music for you. It’s palindromic, so it’s the same whether you play it forwards or backwards.
Cerium: That’s nice, but I should be getting home…
Police: SHOULDN’T YOU GETTING HOME, CERIUM?
Cerium: I was just saying that!
The ghosts are starting to come out from the new/old graves!
… and then I had Barium go back to the library, and I’d apparently forgotten to disband the group because Wren and Antimony followed right after him. They’re even in same order, although they sat in reverse order because I took this picture from the opposite angle. : /
Barium: HOW DARE YOU INTERRUPT MY STUDYING AND MAKE ME SCOLD YOU?
Dym: Shouldn’t Mom be scolding me, anyway? Is she even doing anything important?
Barium: NO SHE IS NOT.
And then we had a wedding!
Or we would, if Wren weren’t sleeping and dreaming of her hatred of water…
YOU’RE NOT EVEN HYDROPHOBIC!
After waking up Wren, we’re ready for the wedding… if anyone learns how to door.
Wren: I’ll get there as soon as my mother-in-law gets out of the doorway.
Antimony: I want to see the wedding.
It’s in the exact opposite direction, Antimony.
… the wedding takes so long to begin that the guests start to make fun of imaginary people. : /
Ohey, it’s Wren’s mom. Her hair is awful.
Barium: Wren, now that two hours have passed since we’d first planned to get married, will you marry me?
Wren: Of course. : )
Wren: With this ring, I thee wed…
Barium: *barely-contained girlish squeeing*
Aww, so cute. Now let’s see how many hours it takes to get them all into the kitchen.
It too me far too long to realize that Zhasmina wasn’t topless. That shirt matches her skin tone pretty well.
Dym: I’M TIRED.
We all are, Dym. We all are.
Lullaby, yay! The next generation will be coming up soon, and anyone who knows their periodic table (or is curious enough to look it up) will know that our next kid will be named Neo. Well, Neodymium. So that’s something.
Aria: Hope your marriage is going well, daughter dearest. Here’s a pole. 😉
Wren: … thanks mom. >_>
Barium: One step closer to my LTW BAM!
Eugenia: WHY DO YOU THROW THINGS AT ME? WHAT IS THAT POTION FOR? ARE YOU WEARING SPATS?????
So we’ve used something like two out of fifty elixirs.
… what kinds of relationships are you talking about, game? What what WHAT are you even talking about?
Cerium aged up over at Arnold’s. If she wants to have her birthday with her boyfriend, that’s fine. It’s her decision.
I have no idea how that vampire relates to anyone. : /
Cerium’s last trait is brave, and I believe her LTW is one of the culinary ones. I think it’s reaching level ten of the career.
*unintentionally gives her the same shirt*
Cerium: I’m still afraid of water, but I can be BRAVE about it now! 😀
Her cheeks are really red; I might have to change that. : /
I turned one of the empty houses into an elixir shop, because I couldn’t find one.
Shopkeeper 1: DOWN WITH WOOHOO! WOOHOO IS EVIL!
Shopkeeper 2: Will you just shut up and get back to the register? I’m not spending the next four hours of my shift listening to you scream at an empty store.
It’s Antimony’s first day as torch-holder, so Barium is out of my control for now. I’m probably not going to note every time that we switch TH, since we’ll be switching every day. But Barium’s first action once he’s done with the last one I’d given him before midnight was to talk about the weather with Dym.
Cerium: *studying cooking*
Barium: Hey, sis. I know your LTW involves cooking, but I’m already way better at cooking than you are.
Barium’s just owning his sisters by being better at getting their LTWs than they are, it seems.
Wren: Oh, look. I’m pregnant.
Since I can only control Cerium every other day, I decided to invite Arnold over to see if we can age him up and move him in.
… calm down, kid. It’s just a birthday.
Cerium: See, Barry? I actually WATCH MY SIGNIFICANT OTHER GROW UP!
Barium: STILL BETTER AT COOKING THAN YOU ARE.
So let’s just focus on moving him in right now… do some friendly interactions, Cerium. Get rid of the ‘ask about alma mater’ and ‘ask about job’ ones first so they’ll get out of the little interaction wheel.
Cerium: Um… what do you do for a living?
Arnold: Someone here has problems I’m leaving. ò_ó
… That could’ve gone better.
… and while Wren had a medical degree while in high school, it seems that Arnold and Cerium have gone to a nonexistent school. : /
Self Wetting : 13 -115
Fires: 4 -20
Electrocutions: 3 -15
Passing Out : 33 -165
Failing School : 0
Accidental Deaths : (0)
Social Worker Visit : (0)
Game breakiness that’s my own fault : 1
Every Birth : 10 +50
Twins : (5) +50
Triplets : (1) +20
Fulfilling LTWs : 5 +200
NTH Spouse Reaching Top of Career : (0)
Every Honor Roll : 9 +45
Every 100,000 simoleons earned : 1 +20
Painting of Torch Holder (4) + 20
TOTAL = 85