Last time, we had a quintuple birthday, it was long, and Silver refused to paint a portrait for me.
We’ll get to the sims, but first I felt like checking the searches that people used to get to this site.
Okay, so, people have gotten here by searching for X-Men, whatever ‘Mendeleev’s Monster’ might be… I did a quick search and remain unenlightened as to what this could mean. Sounds like a name of a video game or something.
… the last two actually sound like the setups for jokes, but I couldn’t find any answers when I looked it up. I did find a cute high school chemistry assignment where students ‘adopt’ an element and make a baby book for it.
Okay, time to actually check on the sims now.
And Silver’s going senile. Great.
Silver: This is my favorite show.
Less than a day and Caesium is making her imaginary friend an imaginary enemy.
Caesium: What have I told you about always getting my good side? I can only be photographed from the left.
Bobo or whatever: I’ve already told you, I’m not…
Caesium: FROM THE LEFT.
And then I get a message saying that Mangle almost ate Antione. : /
Antione: I thought teasing it would be okay! ;_;
Looks like we need to keep more on top of feeding the cowplant.
Antimony: You’d think that after giving Dym a deadly man-eating pet, he’d at least take some responsibility for it.
Do you even live in this house, Antimony? No one here is responsible but you. And that’s because I make you be responsible.
Lanthanum: Why do I have homework if I haven’t been to school yet?
Lanthanum: I hope they’re not expecting this to be right; I haven’t even learned what a cosine is yet.
Caesium: Damn, this must have been some party.
Get ready for school, Caesium.
Dym went to bed in the tree house and then decided to play in it when he woke up.
Dym: Yes, once I finish my space-laser-inator, I will be able to destroy the moon, thus eliminating watery evils such as tides, tidal waves, and that glowy full moon lighting.
I have a mod to get rid of the lighting, but it seems to have stopped working. : /
Caesium: No one recognize me, alright? The last thing I want is flashing cameras when I’m going to school.
Barium: There should really be more than three people on this bus. We could all fit in a car that would take much less gas.
Cerium: This seating arrangement is NOT symmetrical.
Barium: You could come sit further up front and make it… more… symmetrical?
Cerium: I’m not going anywhere near that man. o_o
I had Silver and Antimony playing chess together, and they both got up to go to the bathroom at the same time.
Silver: I can’t go in there now that my daughter’s in the bathroom.
There are two toilets in stalls in there.
Silver: Oh… right.
WHY ARE YOU SKIPPING oh it’s four o’clock now.
… what are the plates doing in your bedroom?
Barium: I hid them so Mom couldn’t throw them away and send them to sit in a landfill.
This is Caesium’s formal wear. I doubt she’ll go to prom wearing it, so I took the picture now.
It was hell finding an angle that didn’t go up her skirt. : / It’s still going up her skirt, but not… up… her skirt.
Antimony got a new job type in the ghost hunter career! Banishing ANGRY ghosts! Which is EXACTLY the same as the other ghost banishing, except the music is different, the lighting is green instead of orange, and we don’t actually have to search for ghosts by scanning every single room in the house while growing more and more frustrated as the game keeps telling me that every room is ‘far, far away’ from the ghosts.
I like this job type better.
Antimony: Me too. : /
Antimony: Except for this. This is awkward.
I can’t take this ghost seriously now.
Ghost: *is generally good-natured as we befriend her and send her away*
Antimony: I can’t get over how angry these ghosts are. : I
Quick check on the household.
Lanthanum: Caesium won’t be happy that you’re in her bed, Dym.
Silver: I thought the kids were supposed to go to bed on their own? I’m confused.
More ‘angry’ ghosts.
Georgia: Get rid of it! GET RID!
Antimony: Georgia what the hell do you keep doing to make ghosts come haunt you?
Ghost: But I don’t WANT to disappear forever.
Antimony: Just go already, please.
Georgia: Can you guys keep it down? I want to watch the cooking channel. 83
… you’re a vampire; do you even eat?
Silver: I don’t like these new-fangled virtual reality games!
I’m pretty sure that’s been in the game since Ellie was around.
There was literally one ghost in her house.
Way to plural.
This is Ze Lei Kwok Weng.
Antimony: You look different than I imagined you would.
Ze Lei: I get that a lot. : /
I just want to know what town history leads to houses being haunted by French, Egyptian, and Chinese ghosts who are clearly wearing really old-looking clothes. I didn’t think there was this much travel in the Middle Ages, unless the Simerican government stole skulls or bodies or something from the three other countries in the world.
And here we have a caveman named Noël Moreau. Because people spoke French when humanity was making paintings of deer in caves.
Dym: I’m not tiiiired yett…
Antione: I thought there was a mod to stop this? 😦
Dym: This is just me being evil. 😀
Antimony: Son, it is two in the morning. If you get out of bed after this, I will rip out your eyes and feed them to you.
Antimony: … who’s calling me at three in the morning?
Antimony: Look, if a ghost isn’t currently flossing its teeth with your entrails, I’m not interested in meeting you in the middle of the night.
Caesium: Okay, if you’re not the paparazzi, then you’re my assistant or something, right? I want a BLT on toasted rye, french fries and… a wine glass full of M & Ms. But only the green and blue ones. And I want them alternating in layers of green, blue, green, blue.
Bobo: Can I go back to being the paparazzi?
Do people eat bacon like that? I don’t know if that’s weird or not. I’ve never liked bacon. *is shunned from Internet*
Way to go, Dym.
And then he ran off to shower rather than continuing on to school.
You’re going to get in trouble, kid.
Dym: Please don’t take pictures of me in the shower. : /
Then the combination of a lack of sleep and exposure to the scary, scary water caused him to break down and cry.
That’s smart, boys. Finish your homework while you’re skipping school. That makes sense.
Silver: How DARE you skip school, young man!
Dym: But… but… I just wanted to play hopscotch with YOU!
Silver: I wasn’t born yesterday, Dym! *completely ignores other grandchild skipping school*
Oh, and somebodysangel13 said triplets should be worth more than twins, and be like 20 points, so I’ll just go with that. *le shrug*
Self Wetting : 12 -110
Fires: 4 -20
Electrocutions: 3 -15
Passing Out : 29 -145
Failing School : 0
Accidental Deaths : (0)
Social Worker Visit : (0)
Game breakiness that’s my own fault : 1
Every Birth : 10 +50
Twins : (5) +50
Triplets : (1) +20
Fulfilling LTWs : 5 +200
NTH Spouse Reaching Top of Career : (0)
Every Honor Roll : 7 +35
Every 100,000 simoleons earned : 1 +20
Painting of Torch Holder (4) + 20
TOTAL = 105