So… the Internet sucks in the dorms right now. I lose connection pretty frequently, especially when trying to upload pictures. But I battle through these frustrations for YOU, dear reader! Yes, YOU! You specifically, you one, particular reader who is currently reading this sentence. Not anyone else.
Quan is being super frugal all up in this legacy.
Apparently the little candle on the table is operated by the clapper.
Silver is painting and the canvas is… er… jamming through the walls. Oops?
TIN IS SLEEPING. SHE IS ACTUALLY SLEEPING!
Antimony’s taking a bath.
Antimony: Do you mind?
Er… sorry. The sim check waits for no man. Er. Girl.
And by that point, Quan’s moved to the nursery to put Tellurium to bed. So cute.
And Palladium was at work. Stealing platinum induction coils from her underlings.
Palladium: Even if he did notice, I’d feed him to my laser-toting sharks. Loser.
… shouldn’t you be in bed, missy?
Antimony: You haven’t made a room for me yet.
Oh. Sorry about that.
Kleptomaniac screamed ‘pirates’ to me. Because pirates steal things, I guess. And also, come on. Pirates!
Tellurium takes a field trip down to the playhouse. That’s the only real problem with the setup I have right now: the toddlers can play with some of the toys, but we need an adult to actually pick them up and bring them there first.
ANTIMONY FOUND HER BED! Life is good.
I haven’t really seen any updates on Silver’s brothers, but apparently Indium got married to Rita Davis when I wasn’t looking. Good for him.
… Edamame found Leroy.
Leroy: Dammit… need to lose her… RUN AWAYYYYY!
Silver wanted to put her baby on a bouncy ride, and it was adorable. This is pretty much my favorite lot ever; it’s so pretty. It’s just too bad that I had to screw up the terrain in order to build the house. : /
I believe Tin got invited to someone’s house and decided to play boat outside?
Ah, yes, she did. Because when I checked up on her again, she was indoors. And wearing pajamas, for some erason.
Kid’s Mom: You know what really grinds my gears? Bookcases. I hate them!
Tin: Then don’t fill your house with them, lady! You have, like, seven that I’ve counted. Don’t blame your poor life choices on me!
Kid: Mom, have you been drinking again?
Tin went home after that. I was hoping she’d be home and in bed before the effects of the full moon began, but we had no such luck.
Tin: This seems like a good place to be. Anyone want to read me a bedtime story?
Zombie: Grarrrg! Your lot is so pretty!
Antimony: Could you please keep it down? I’m doing times tables.
Antimony: Now… what’s eight times seven again?
If there were a ‘devoured by zombies’ death in Sims 3, these girls would both be extremely dead.
Tin: Oops. The ghost disappeared before he could read me a story! Guess I didn’t get any sleep at all last night!
I am not happy with you, young lady. >: (
This shot is here because PRETTYYYYYYY.
And also because someone kicked over Edamame.
Leroy: … what? Wasn’t me! >_> <_<
For some reason, Tin cancelled her ‘go to school’ interaction and came back home.
Silver: I’m supposed to be scolding you for skipping school, but WHY didn’t you go to sleep last night, young lady?
HURRY UP FASTER SCOLDING FASTER SCOLDING WE ARE RACING AGAINST THE CLOCK!
*angels sing from above*
She’s not actually sleeping, just napping, but SHE’S NOT FAILING, EITHER!
And then Tin decides to sleep in the treehouse we got. Actual sleep.
Then Silver goes into labor.
Tin: SCARRED FOR LIFE.
It’s your own fault, kid. If you’d gone to bed, you could have been at school right now!
And Palladium does not bat an eye at her daughter going into labor in the corner.
Silver: *deep breaths*
Palladium: Just don’t get any labor juice on my shoes, dear.
Silver: Look, Mom! I just made LIFE!
Palladium: That’s nice. Now shut up.
This one’s Iodine. He’s friendly and artistic, probably because the first thing he saw upon entering the world was an easel.
Palli’s much more impressed with her granddaughter.
Palladium: Good job racking up fails, kid. We need to show everyone this legacy went down the tubes when I stopped being the torch-holder.
Tin: I don’t know what you’re talking about, but if it means I can keep alternating between fainting and begging for bedtime stories, I’m happy.
THEY SAY IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY~!
IT’S MY BIRTHDAY TOO, YEAH (not it’s not)THEY SAY IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY!
WE’RE GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME!
Tin: … no more bedtime stories?
Why do you think I’m singing?
Tin’s newest trait is ‘frugal,’ like her father.
Tin: I am now displeased that we spent money on this wardrobe. : /
Palladium’s opinion of Tin immediately soured.
Palladium: Ha ha! You have the genius trait but your AI is stupid!
Tin: What the frack, Grandma? I thought we were friends!
Oddly enough, they’re still friends even though it seems like Palladium is constantly mocking Tin.
In other news, NO SKILL BAR.
OPPOSITE OF WOMP WOMP.
Now to have more babies in hopes of getting non-teal kids.
Silver and Quan: *making out loudly*
Antimony: I’m doing homework right here you know!
I CAUGHT YOU RED-HANDED.
They don’t get changed when they’re woohooing! I heard the little clothes-changey whooshes before they started! LIARS!
And this is because I forgot that Silver had that as her athletic wear. And I’m now realizing that Quan’s wearing shoes in this, so it must be his own athletic wear that I’ve never seen ever. It’s about as hideous as you would expect a randomly-generated outfit to be.
And the lullaby FINALLY happened on the third try! Baby… *checks chart* Xenon is on the way. Crossing fingers for girl so she can be Xenon Warrior Princess.
Self Wetting : 13 -65
Fires: 4 -20
Electrocutions: 3 -15
Passing Out : 20 -100
Failing School : 0
Accidental Deaths : (0)
Social Worker Visit : (0)
Game breakiness that’s my own fault : 1
Every Birth : 9 +45
Twins : (4) +40
Triplets : (0)
Fulfilling LTWs : 4 +160
NTH Spouse Reaching Top of Career : (0)
Every Honor Roll : 6 +30
Every 100,000 simoleons earned : (0)
Painting of Torch Holder (4) + 20
TOTAL = 95