Idiots and Flying Fish

Welcome back. Or.. um… I’m the one who’s been away, so welcome back me! I’ve been super busy with college and stuff. I have like three papers soon, due but one only needs one more sentence so there’s that! πŸ˜€

I apologize if I seem like I’m not paying attention, because I started loading pictures and then I heard ‘Do you wanna build a snowman’ so I had to stalk the people watching Frozen in the lounge.

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What’s her name, uh… Palladium can… oh shit. Sorry, Elsa just frozed the hell out of the palace. Okay, where was I. Palladium can train people now! So there’s that.

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And steal candy from babies. I almost wrote steal babies from candy. : 3

Silver: Mommy? I thought what we had was SPECIALLLLL! D8

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Silver: Okay, all is forgiven : 3

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Palladium: I should have known that lifting weight would trigger labor!

Yeah, you should have. But babies nao. : D

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It’s a girl and a boy! Just kidding, it’s a boy and a boy, but one likes pink because real men wear pink.

Pink was a boy’s color before, but then it switched.

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Pink-loving baby is Indium, who is eccentric and friendly. And my favorite, but we’ll get to that later.

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Cadmium likes blue, and is artistic and absent-minded. I should have introduced him first, but oh wells.

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Silver is now… was she Brave before? Because she’s brave now and that’s the only thing I can remember?

Silver: Don’t let them in, don’t let them see,
this caption doesn’t even match what’s going on~!

But… Frozen. : (

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How do you have homework before school, anyway?

Silver: You should stop captioning until Let It Go is over, because you keep trying to fit that song in here.

Let the song rage on!
Snarky sims never bothered me anyway. B)

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I’m pretty sure that I used Silver’s one child interaction to play with the jack in the box because I never used it before?

I mean, it should be a really cute inter…

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OMYGODWHATISTHIS

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Silver: DAFUQ!

I KNOW!

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And then the jack in the box made my dear, brave child cry. HAPPY TOYS SHOULD NOT MAKE BRAVE SIMS CRY.

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Adorable reading to sleep which I accept as adorable because Silver and Palladium are able to sleep in the same bed.

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He then stops when the twins are in the orange to admire a hedge.

Nervous: It is beautiful!

Babies: AND WE ARE STARVING.

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Palladium: Paintings are better than people…
Oh self, don’t you think that’s true???

I tried to redo the portrait, but it obviously didn’t turn out as well. First try it is, then.

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Thanks, Palladium. Great way to welcome me back after my sort of hiatus.

Palladium: The toilet was clogged.

No it wasn’t, Palli. I saw. I sawwwww.

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Silver’s bed is, like, officially sleeping next to Palladium at this point. It might be creepy when she gets older.

Palladium: We’re reading Do’s and Don’t’s of the Dons! πŸ˜€

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Free nanny service! Yay!

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Silver: Mom? It’s Saturday.

Palladium: And?

Silver: We’re supposed to go on an outing?

Palladium: … oh.

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So we go to the first place that has like nothing to do, but when I try to move the outing it splits the family up. So Silver stays in the bar, reading…

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The twins are teleported back home…

Screw you, spell check. Teleported is a word.

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Palladium sketched a picture of a random girl.

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Imaginary Friend: I shouldn’t be here. I find this worrying.

Me too. She disappears immediately after.

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Suzanne: Oh, the kids are starving? Maybe I should stop staring at a wall and go inside.

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So Palladium goes in to fire her.

Suzanne: Oops, sorry. I gotta go.

Palladium: … this isn’t over.

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We invite her over and she comes almost immediately.

Suzanne: Lol, I didn’t really need to do anything. I just needed to leave before you fired me.

Palladium: I am so not going to kill you. *forced smile*

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Suzanne: Now I really gotta go now. Kay bye!

I don’t know why, but now I feel the intense need to exact revenge on her. Somehow.

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I find Nervous playing catch with a the random girl Palladium sketched. Not creepy at all.

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HI INDIUM!

He’s just… he’s my favorite so far. His face. His traits, which mean I can probably make him an inventor or something, which would be fun. I had to remind myself about heir votes when I saw him. And he has the purple hair. πŸ˜€

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And this one is Cadmium. I think he’s a male clone of his mother?

And now, I present to you, yelling at sims. The scene: Night has fallen. Two toddlers are hungry and dirty. Nervous and Palladium are at work. And… action.

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Yttrium: I am hungry, and the kids are hungry too, but I’m gonna feed ME first. Because I’m WORTH it!

FEED THE BABIES.

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Yttrium: Ohey, it’s my birthday!

GIVE THE BABIES FOOD. GOD. I HOPE YOU DIE IN A FIRE. … DON’T DIE IN THE FIRE D8

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Yttrium: I’m one hot elder, yeah?

NO. FEED CHILDREN. STOP FOOD FROM BURNING. DO SOMETHING USEFUL.

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Silver: Wanna start a band? I mean… uh… read me to sleep?

SILVER YOU LOSE ALL THE BROWNIE POINTS. *frantically waiting and expecting social workers to come at any moment*

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YES. YOU HAVE THE BABY. FEED HIM. FEED HIM NOW.

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Silver: Can I have a bedtime story now?

Yttrium: That seems more important than what I was going to do with this kid.

At this point, I am left to assume Silver is secretly evil and trying to get her siblings taken away. SILVER YOU DO REALIZE THAT YOU WILL BE TAKEN BY THE SOCIAL WORKER AS WELL, RIGHT?

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HOW LONG DOES THIS TAKE TO COOK? DID YOU GLITCH THE STOVE, YTTRIUM? I SWEAR TO GOD.

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Yttrium: Can I eat yet? I’m hungry.

Imagine how the toddlers feel when they’ve been SCREAMING FOR HOURS.

SILVER IF YOU GET OUT OF THAT BED I WILL FIND MY WAY INTO THE GAME AND SHANK YOU.

Oh, um… language warning.

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Good girl, Silver. You shall be rewarded by me refraining to hate you.

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Yttrium: Food. πŸ˜€

I didn’t realize I still had her elder interaction until after all this. ;_;

But Palladium’s off work! GO GO GO.

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Yttrium: I’m good at childcare! 8D

Yttrium you are, like, retroactively my least favorite heir/TH. I need to get some hair dye to cover up all the new grey.

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And then the repo man comes.

We are having a banner day in the Mendeleev household, I swear.

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And then I apparently don’t have any pictures after that. Just know that the repo guy took our aquarium, and I invited Suzanne and thought there was some rule about only moving in spouses so I aged up Suzanne, with the idea that I could marry her to Palladium and then maybe make her take care of the kids because YTTRIUM PROVED HERSELF INCOMPETENT.

Hey, what’s Palli looking at?

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Fish: ‘sup.

I… I… I can’t!

The fish will hereby be known as Hans.

Hans: I’m cool with that.

Hans is best Sims 3 fish ever and there is no denying that ever.

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Yttrium has clothes now. I’m not forgiving her.

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And then Suzanne flirts with Nervous while his wife is right outside the window.

So he’s a bit of a fixer-upper
That’s a minor thing
His quote engagement is a flex arrangement
And by the way I don’t see no ring (’cause I fail as a simmer and don’t give them wedding rings)

*cough* Ahem.

Points, yes?

:Score:

Self Wetting : 10 -50
Fires: 4 -20
Electrocutions: 2 -10
Passing Out : 12 -60
Failing School : 0
Accidental Deaths : (0)
Social Worker Visit : (0)
Game breakiness that’s my own fault : 1

Every Birth : (5) +25
Twins : (4) +40
Triplets : (0)
Fulfilling LTWs :  2 +80
NTH Spouse Reaching Top of Career : (0)
Every Honor Roll : 6 +30
Every 100,000 simoleons earned : (0)
Painting of Torch Holder (3) + 15

TOTAL = 50

The only fixerupperfixerthatcanfixafixerupperis true TRUE trueTRUEtrueTRUE loooooooove!

*ahem*

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7 thoughts on “Idiots and Flying Fish

  1. While I’m at it, does anyone know how to fix that random string of code-looking thing? It disappears if I try to point it out in the post and then reappears when I delete the pointing out of the random string. o_o

  2. I read your whole legacy from start to end in like a week (obsessed? Maybe a little……) and I loooove it! Hoping for new updates soon! You also inspired me to take on the ISBI-challenge myself so now I’m giving it a try. Would love if you would check out my blog and follow my new ISBI-family!

  3. Hee, Frozen commentary FTW! I, for one, certainly wouldn’t be opposed to you writing and watching at the same time πŸ˜‰

    Wow, Suzanne the Babysitter’s eyes are *really* bright purple. It’s kind of freaky. But I would love those eyes in the legacy, great choice to marry her in!

    Yay, purple hair! I think he’s my favourite too, at least thus far. Is this a matriarchy, or can boys be heirs, too? I vote for Indium, if he can be.

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