Tomorrow’s my birthday, so… um… I guess this is my last blog post before I turn 20? Unless I’m lazy and end up posting this tomorrow ’cause I got halfway through writing and was like screw it. Also, we’re on Generation 2 and I somehow used 25% of my space on the blog, so we gotta step it up, guys. (I’ll host pictures on another site or something after, I guess.)
(EDIT: WordPress is making me look like a liar by saying I published this tomorrow. But I was SO GOOD and I published it on the 5th I swear.)
Emily’s new favorite hobby is scanning everyone in the house. Usually her plans fall through, though, due to routing failures or busy sims. Personally, I think everyone knows she plans on using whatever information she gets for the downfall of simanity.
Technetium: Don’t worry, mom. There are plenty of other fish in the sea.
Yttrium: I don’t need any other fish in the sea. The only other fish I cared about is old now. : /
Yttrium enjoys throwing herself into the laser instrument thing. She’s actually getting pretty high in her level. I don’t mind because it’s interesting to watch her. Is there an instrument really like this?
I don’t remember if I took this to show that Nervous has no friends, or that Strontium is his coworker, or that Ruthie’s a B-list celebrity already.
Wait! Strontium was chaperoning a school trip! What, so I have to get fingerprinted every year and get background checks to go inside a school and watch teachers teach, but anyone who wants can be the only supervision of a class of kids on a field trip? He’s a criminal!
It would be funny if they had been at the police station.
We got a photo booth and Yttrium makes me proud by not doing any repeat poses.
Prom night! Vaughn and Techie get to go, and I kind of expect them to end up dating each other.
Followed by their aunt, the paparazzi.
Niobium: I need a raise for this. : /
I have no idea what Emily’s doing, but it reminds me of Ender’s Game. I’ve never actually read Ender’s Game or anything, but I saw a trailer for it where they replaced… whatever the Ender’s game was (Yahtzee?) with Candy Crush. And it looked like this. So there you go.
Oh no! Technetium was refused a dance and she’ll spend the rest of the night by herself!
LOLNO, gonna go straight to dancing with a guy named Richard. You sit upon a throne of lies, Technetium. A throne of lies.
Also, judging by the tired face in your moodlets, a throne of fails.
Vaughn got a boyfriend. Romantic interest. Whatever.
I may make her break up with him to make children with someone else. I don’t know.
Technetium made it to bed like a BOSS.
You win all the brownie points, love.
Yttrium either got the potion or didn’t. I’m not sure. But ALL the Mendeleev girls are falling for Nervous! Except his kids, ’cause that’d be weird.
Nervous: Maybe we could travel the world together someday?
Niobium: I can see the headlines… inside scoop on Yttrium and Nervous’ tragic falling out! … Nervous has affair with ex-wife’s sister! That’ll sell papers.
Niobium: Now to play with their toy-making machine. :3
Rhodium: I’m painting a picture about my traumas…
We did that already. Same painting.
Nervous: WHY ARE YOU NOT IN SCHOOL?
Nervous: I AM TAKING MY ANGER TOWARDS YOUR MOTHER OUT ON YOU.
Yttrium: It’s alright, honey. Here, the pretty pictures will cheer you up.
Rhodium: How… how are you doing that? Should I be scared?
Did Emily start the conversion? D8
Yesssss. Read the book you need for school. >8D
I found out that Emily can project holograms, but she always gets angry whenever Yttrium asks. I keep bringing their relationship, but it’s NEVER high enough, apparently.
Yttrium: Phase one is complete.
Operation Win Back Nervous is a go.
D: Or maybe I should’ve kicked you out. FAIL.
I found out the reason Emily gets mad.
Emily: Am I just a machine to you???
Yttrium: Um… yes?
Emily: And you wonder why I’m going to kill you all! *angst*
Yttrium: Um… can I see your trait chips for a second?
Yttrium: I feel kind of dirty… o_o
Hush, I wanna see the hologram. I know it’s kind of morally ambiguous to take out a robot’s sentience, but she was gonna kill everyone eventually.
Yttrium: Ooh, my descendant!
So cool… bored now.
Bye Phil… PHIIILLL OF THE FUTURE!
We smashed a glass bottle on his bare foot, so now he’s sure to love her again!
Or not. : /
Luckily, sims can’t refuse if you try to woohoo with them in public buildings.
… is city hall like the sims equivalent of roofies? o_o
Yttrium: Oh, city hall had some ‘impressive’ sights alright. 😉
I don’t know you.
But yay, I fixed it! They can’t go steady again that I’ve seen, but they like each other. Yay!
Then since all the kids were out of diapers and no one had work or school, time for a trip to the museum.
They mostly stared at art, so it was boring. Yttrium made out with Nervous, and then Techie and Ruthie talked about bikes. So there’s that.
Self Wetting : 7 -35
Fires: 4 -20
Passing Out : 7 -35
Failing School : 0
Accidental Deaths : (0)
Social Worker Visit : (0)
Game breakiness that’s my own fault : 1
Every Birth : (4) +20
Twins : (3) +30
Triplets : (0)
Fulfilling LTWs : 2 +80
NTH Spouse Reaching Top of Career : (0)
Every Honor Roll : 5 +25
Randomizing every LTW and trait for an entire generation : (0)
Not Using Spares Lifetime Happiness points for an entire generation : (0)
Every 100,000 simoleons earned : (0)
Painting of Torch Holder (2) + 10
TOTAL = 75