So I realized today that a momentous occasion passed without being recognized… as far as I can tell with my trusty Periodic Table poster, Technetium is our first radioactive child!
Welcome to the new age, to the new age…
Or do we prefer Marina and the Diamonds?
My heart is nuclear, love is all that I feeeeeear~!
Okay, back to the idiots.
The twins had a birthday! So we get to see what Ruthenium looks like. I’m seeing a lot of Nervous Subject at the moment. I’m not entirely sure where the eyes are from, though.
Rhodium also grew into the terrible twos. Off the top of my head, I’m thinking she got Mommy’s eyes and Grandma Olive’s hair. I’m not sure if Olive has black tips but she’s the only way I can see the baby being born with white hair. Looks like it in the picture, though. The black tips on Olive.
Why did I take this?
Yttrium: Hell if I know.
Time to play with the jet pack! Why? Because JET PACK!!
She crashed, and then I remembered you can die from these things and got nervous. So I sent her home.
Emily: Good night, small human. I shall care for you while your mother recklessly risks her life.
Hey, the children are starting to think the robot maid is their mother instead of you.
Yttrium: That’s nice. I’m working on a new wine recipe. I mean juice. Yeah.
My god does Palladium take after her daddy. Except for the hair and eyes, of course. If I was paying for a baby, I was gonna get my money’s worth and get the whole ‘genetically modified’ deal to go along with it. It’s nice to know we’ve unlocked the gene for teal hair in the future.
Rhodium: I LOVE MOMMY!
Yttrium: Nervous is performing on the cool light show thing! He sucks at it, but whatever, it looks cool.
Okay… I won’t bother you then.
Emily: I am programmed to change a child’s dirty diaper before too much time elapses… but I am also programmed not to interrupt a human who is otherwise busy… I must deliberate on which of these commands to follow…
Someone left Rhodium stranded in the high chair. At least she still looks happy and I’m not hearing her screaming. Emily rescues the child before the situation gets dire, because of course she does. Emily rocks. And might be against the rules of the ISBI on some level. Like, the spiritual level? I’ll kick her out with the kids when it’s time for them to leave home.
Vaughn skipped school. I’m not even sure if she’s ever been, or even enrolled, but she spends the time home (sort of) alone doing homework.
So I locked in surrounded by friends ’cause the empty LTW looked sad and, hey, maybe she could achieve it on her own somehow. Then she rolled a subsequent wish (didn’t even know that was possible) for THIS: EMPEROR OF EVIL.
THE ROBOTS ARE UPRISING. THEY WANT TO RULE THE WORLD.
HER EYES ARE SCARY NOW.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT SONIC SCREWDRIVER?
Let’s ignore the evil robot for now, since I used some LTH points for Yttrium to buy a time remote so we can play around with the timestream without needing to do anything!
Yttrium: My life is so freaking easy. You set this to Utopia?
Yttrium: It looks kinda ominous.
Just jump in the time portal like a good girl.
Yttrium: Hey, I look cool coming out this thing. Snap a picture.
Done and done.
Yttrium: I thought you said Utopia.
Um… so maybe I was thinking of the Doctor Who episode…
I couldn’t find a good picture of how crummy the world looked to live in, so here’s a bug girl.
Yttrium: I hate you.
Yttrium: I really hate you.
GO PLAY IN IT.
Ohay, a Mendeleev.
Wait, what? … after extensive research* I have come to find that Jaime Bannister is indeed a pre-made sim, rather than some random name they gave. I’m not sure how much of an homage is his to Jaime LANNISTER, though, since his wife doesn’t seem to be his sister (he’s an only child) and he doesn’t have a bratty son named, like, Geoffrey or something.
I MADE YTTRIUM GO DOWN A HOLE.
… I probably shouldn’t be so reckless with my TH.
D8 I REALLY shouldn’t be so reckless with my TH!
Yttrium ended up getting a raincloud hanging above her head, which was a lot more comedic than I had assumed. What with the FLAMES SHOOTING OUT and all.
This poor robot fell into the hole.
Haha, robot. Haha.
I made Yttrium try that one, too. You’re glowing, dear. Positively radiant.
Yttrium: Thank you. ^_^
Self Wetting : 7 -35
Fires: 4 -20
Passing Out : 4 -20
Failing School : 0
Accidental Deaths : (0)
Social Worker Visit : (0)
Game breakiness that’s my own fault : 1
Every Birth : (4) +20
Twins : (3) +30
Triplets : (0)
Fulfilling LTWs : 2 +80
NTH Spouse Reaching Top of Career : (0)
Every Honor Roll : 5 +25
Randomizing every LTW and trait for an entire generation : (0)
Not Using Spares Lifetime Happiness points for an entire generation : (0)
Every 100,000 simoleons earned : (0)
Painting of Torch Holder (2) + 10
TOTAL = 90
I honestly don’t know how the score is so high when I only have one bathroom. : /