‘Twas the post before Christmas, and all through the game…
Come on now, that rhyme scheme is lame,
And don’t even start to say nothing is stirring,
In my womb kicks and rolls are constantly occurring.
That’s lovely, Yttrium. Would you like to continue?
Me? Tell the story? If you insist…
A baby was placed in my tummy with care
In the hopes that the new generation soon would be here!
So quickly we go to Nervous’ graduation,
His class thought him likely to take over the nation!
After that is was time for our weekly sim outing,
We got out the door without too much shouting,
I met this guy, and he’s a handsome one!
He goes by the name of Young Jae Sung.
Mother was left home, but she didn’t care,She was seduced by the call of our new rocking chair
Which has taken the lives of many strong men
Who sat down to rock and never rose again.
Just when it seemed that she would be free.
She sat right back down, but at least she didn’t pee.
This is a cop whose name is Seema Sielen.
She sees us flirting, well, I know that feelin’
Since her boytoy wants another, she’s pissed as can be
Lucky that she goes off on him, not at me.
With that chair now deleted, Mom decides to cook
And chat with a Goth rocker she met on Simbook.
Then in the bathroom (best place for these things)
I decided to propose to Nervous with a ring
I dropped the whole box, thanks to my clumsy trait
And to think that I thought that this thing would go great.
It seems though I fumbled, I gave him a surprise
But my heartfelt proposal he cruelly denies
“It’s because I’ve got the insane trait; it’s nothing you did.””I thought for sure that you’d take it, with me carrying your kid.”
I tried once again, but he refused without any tact,
And then, moments later, I was having contract… ions.
He was standing outside the house (it happens a lot)
For some reason the game decided I thought he was hot.
A new baby girl, I called her Technetium.I… um…. really put myself in a corner there, didn’t I? : /
And WHERE was my boyfriend, as I pushed out a baby’s head?
He was ASLEEP, and AT HOME, snuggled up in our BED. >: (
Out of her crib, I’m sure she won’t climb.
As you can tell, her color is lime.
And then, with me feeling tired and harried,Nervous FINALLY decides he wants to get married!
It seems that Technetium feels under the weather,
Come on, Dad, I know you can get her!
She loves her Granddaddy, as I knew she would do,
And it seems that Daddy loves his granddaughter too!
Meanwhile, I’m occupied with different things,
Getting my man to accept my ring.
While I’m trying to make our partnering valid,
Nervous prefers to sit down with a salad.
When the plate was cleaned, onto him I leapt!
Unfortunately, this was NOT his time to accept.
I just tried again, did not get enraged,
My persistence rewarded, we’re now engaged!
“Oh, sweetie, you know just how much I love you,
But now with this wedding I’m happy times two!”
I prepared with a dress, and a big wedding cake,
But the simmer clicked on ‘birthday party’ by mistake.
It seems that my brother’s old friend from school,
Has the hots for my mom, that’s… kind of weird, actually. I can’t even rhyme that.
We invited Nervous’ mother, she’s really kind of sweet,
It figures the werewolf would choose to bring meat.
Hot dogs, nachos, birthday cake…
Just blow out the candles, for goodness sake!
Well, since there’s enough on which we can dine
I suppose I ought to bring out some wine…
But before we leave, I think that we ought
Show a picture of Technetium as a tot!
She’s very sweet, with hair and eyes purple…If Nervous thought I cheated on him that would be… hurtful?
Okay, seriously, where did those eyes come from? : /
Self Wetting : 7 -35
Fires: 4 -20
Passing Out : 4 -20
Failing School : 0
Accidental Deaths : (0)
Social Worker Visit : (0)
Game breakiness that’s my own fault : 1
Every Birth : (3) +15
Twins : (2) +20
Triplets : (0)
Fulfilling LTWs : 2 +80
NTH Spouse Reaching Top of Career : (0)
Every Honor Roll : 5 +25
Randomizing every LTW and trait for an entire generation : (0)
Not Using Spares Lifetime Happiness points for an entire generation : (0)
Every 100,000 simoleons earned : (0)
Painting of Torch Holder (2) + 10
TOTAL = 75