Whine and Cheese

Since Arsenic annoyingly has a LONG time to go before he dies, thanks to that potion, so I decided to check back on the other family for a bit and progress things for them.

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Um, who is that???

Oh, it’s Selenium’s imaginary friend, who hasn’t shown up in ages. Happy birthday. I guess.

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Krypton tries to give Sweetie Bot a reading, but she’s having none of it. Robots are logical and do not believe your silly predictions.

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Ohey, it’s Nathan. I think. He has quite a jaw.

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Sweetie Bot is finally convinced.

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Old Lace also agrees to let him do a reading.

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He gets asked out on a date and I agree to let him go.

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But only to do a private reading.

Arsenic: I’m getting tired of this.

Maybe if you hadn’t drank that potion you wouldn’t be pretending to be psychic for the rest of your life, and you could just die.

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Oh no, honey. Not you. : (

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Death: *jabs arm through wall*

Old Lace: … not the most dignified place to die.

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Old Lace: Welp, off to the grave. Now no one will blame me for breaking the toilet! 😀

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Arsenic came home and was sad. The last thing he had done with his wife before heading off for work that morning was good-bye woohoo. He didn’t realize how *permanent* the good-bye would be.

Now on to another loving couple…

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Such sweeties. :3

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Yttrium: So I’m thinking of going down to the lake for our next outing…

Laurel: It’s my birthday! Guys? Guys?

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Laurel’s an elder now! You know what that means!

Laurel: You’re gonna say what an adorable elder I am? I’m older and wiser?

No, you can paint your daughter’s portrait!

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Molybdenum made a cheese plate, which is weird because I wasn’t aware he knew that.

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Yttrium: How did you learn how to make this when I had to spend a fortune on that book?

Molybdenum: I… didn’t…

Wait, what?

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Yeah, I just had a sim make a meal he DID NOT KNOW HOW TO MAKE.

Any idea how this is possible, or is my game just going a little screwy?

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Phew, look at those stink clouds!

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Off to see if there are any fruits or wines to buy!

And then my game did a screwy again:

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Krypton: So, rocks, right?

He’s talking to his BFF in the world that isn’t his wife, Niobium.

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Who is across the house and outside. : /

I cheated a bit just to make sure I could get them to hold an actual conversation.

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Krypton: You should work out.

Zirconium: Um, you’re a little late to the party. I pretty much maxed out my athletic skills.

He had a face-to-face talk with Niobium, too. So all is well.

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Oh, right, that was important because we REACHED THE GOAL!

I say that like I did anything. Most of that wine was straight out bought in France. : /

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Yttrium: Still, Mama earned herself some perfect drinks.

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Do you ever drink alone? Check. One of the questions on the alcoholic checklist.

Yttrium: I can stop when I want, okay?

Right. The only reason you weren’t constantly working AGAINST your LTW is that I don’t think you can autonomously take things out of the nectar racks.

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Someone drank the second glass almost right after Yttrium was done. I wonder who that could have been.

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Oh, hey there, Molybdenum. He also wants to drink more. It is the Mendeleev way.


Self Wetting : 7 -35
Fires: 4 -20
Electrocutions: 0
Passing Out : 4 -20
Failing School : 0
Accidental Deaths : (0)
Social Worker Visit : (0)
Game breakiness that’s my own fault : 1



Every Birth : (2) +10
Twins : (2) +20
Triplets : (0)
Fulfilling LTWs :  2 +80
NTH Spouse Reaching Top of Career : (0)
Every Honor Roll : 5 +25
Randomizing every LTW and trait for an entire generation : (0)
Not Using Spares Lifetime Happiness points for an entire generation : (0)
Every 100,000 simoleons earned : (0)
Painting of Torch Holder (1) + 5



TOTAL = 65

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