Let the Fails Begin

Hello, hello! I haven’t forgotten my lovely simmies with NaNoWriMo and homework and such! This is the last chapter before we have an heir vote, so hooray! We’ll soon see who will next be taking over the title of torch holder.

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Our first bit of news is that Krypton mastered the athletic skill and is now more than halfway to his LTW! Go Krypton!

He is, by the way, the most able to function in the whole family, thanks to me.

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Rubidium: Wow… um. I’m tired. Gotta go to bed soon.

You can’t fool me, missy!

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Strontium got the ‘love at first sight’ thing with this girl, whose name is, I believe Violet Baudelaire I MEAN Maggie Flynn. She’s gorgeous, and if she gets married in I’m gonna cheat her a fourth trait because screw having one too few traits.

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Right. I didn’t get you an easel.

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The Doe child came back.

Jenny: This isn’t as nice as my house.

Yttrium: The smiley face above my head tells you how much I care.

Niobium went to do homework at the table, looked at Jenny, and then walked away to do it on the floor. I am not making this up.

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And Molybdenum’s at the Flynn household.

Mitchell: I’m supposed to be a mistreated little orphan based on Klaus Baudelaire, and my house is still better than yours.

Molybdenum: : (

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Yttrium: Head’s up, dad. Zirc might end up with a boyfriend, so get the shotgun ready… or you could just punch him, with how much you work out.

Zirconium: Oh, yeah… I totally lift weights… (must remember to start working out…)

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Too late, Strontium’s stolen the machine.

Strontium: FEEL THE BURN.

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Yttrium decides to forgo the weight-lifting and lift MENTAL weights instead with the chessboard… at like two in the morning.

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Yttrium: URGH. These waffles didn’t come out the way I wanted!

Maybe because you’re dripping toilet water on them from the prank someone pulled.

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Yttrium: Well, I’m sure that two hours of sleep is enough to tackle the school day.

This bodes poorly.

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There was a sale at one of the Midnight Hollow shops where you can buy things that are set up in the building. I wanted to see what it was like so we bought a table lamp thing.

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Yttrium: Good-bye, cruel world!

This is the second pass out this chapter… and I’m not sure if we’ve had any prior to this!

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Zirconium, however, decides to make the family proud and do her homework right outside of the school… even though she’s too stressed to be much use.

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Zirconium: Maybe it’ll work this time!

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Horrible lighting means full moon!

Molybdenum: I am the king!

Strontium: Dammit, I thought we were through with this when the girls became teens!

Yttrium: I am still the reigning queen and you know it, Mo. Now sit down, you little turd.

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Zirconium gave up on homework and fled to higher ground to escape the zombies.

Zirconium: This seems like the perfect fortress!

Maybe if you’re eight.

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I think you have work right now, Laurel.

Laurel: Painting.

I see.

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Speaking of which…

Sandra: Avenge my death… Jenny Doe electrocuted me for overwriting her Pokemon game…

In her defense, you deserved it. You monster.

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Krypton: I don’t know if I should be embarrassed for walking in on my daughter, or amused because she looks like a clown.

Embarrassed, please.

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Sandra: Nice bed you got here.

Stop being creepy.

Sandra: But I’m a ghost! It’s my job!

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Yttrium: *faint*

She doesn’t like ghosts.

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Strontium: Come on, dad. One, there was macaroni in the fridge anyway. Two, it was just a little girl.

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Sandra: Are you alright, Mr. Mendeleev?

She’d make a good spouse, wouldn’t she?

Krypton: D: Noooo.

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I was just checking up on the various simmies to see if anyone was awake and interesting when I found this.

What the hell, Rubidium.

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Laurel: I was just cooking more food that was really unnecessary because we have fresh leftovers in the fridge, and then the stove caught on fire!


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Krypton: Of course the coward is the one that has to save everyone… remind me to faint later.

That’s all I have, because I was really waiting to take pictures of the kids when they got up, before SOMEBODY set the kitchen ablaze.

Laurel: I’m sorry! D:

Anyway, poll here!


Self Wetting : 1 -5
Fires: 1 -5
Electrocutions: 0
Passing Out : 2 -10
Failing School : 0
Accidental Deaths : (0)
Social Worker Visit : (0)
Game breakiness that’s my own fault : 1

Every Birth : (4?) +20
Twins : (2) +20. Possibly?
Triplets : (0)
Fulfilling LTWs : (0)
NTH Spouse Reaching Top of Career : (0)
Every Honor Roll : (0)
Randomizing every LTW and trait for an entire generation : (0)
Not Using Spares Lifetime Happiness points for an entire generation : (0)
Every 100,000 simoleons earned : (0)
Painting of Torch Holder (1) + 5

TOTAL = +20. Or something.

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